Sky Curtain: Short Video Commentary on Konoha Villagers

However, it seemed that what Tianmu had just said wasn't exciting enough.

The screen suddenly flashed:

【Sasuke's singing】

[Snake Master]

The comment section exploded instantly.

Then the screen appeared.

Sasuke cleared his throat and raised the microphone.

Subtitles appeared simultaneously on the screen:

"You said 'Don't be a coward,' and I fled the village..."

Orochimaru-sensei.

I still remember you!

The lyrics are very affectionate, as if calling out to the distance.

The scene flashes by showing Sasuke training under Orochimaru.

Practice swordsmanship, practice Chidori, practice Substitution Jutsu.

Every word and phrase drew me into a fog.

Orochimaru, the prison warden, I still remember you.

[The scream caused him to fall to the ground.]

[I'll turn you into a popsicle...]

Seeing this, everyone in the ninja world was starting to lose their composure.

What the heck is this song? It's less about reciting the master's name and more about recognizing the snake as the father!

Before everyone could even savor the moment, the scene on the screen changed.

How awesome is it to be handsome?

[Take Uchiha Sasuke as an example.]

The entire ninja world fell silent for a second.

Konoha Village.

Naruto was immediately displeased.

"Not again?! Why is Tenmu praising Sasuke again? Last time it was Orochimaru's father, what is he going to say this time?"

Sasuke himself didn't say anything.

He's never cared about being handsome.

The text on the celestial screen began to scroll:

Sasuke was praised for his good looks from a young age.

[He is praised almost every time a character appears.]

The scene cuts in.

Fragments flashed by rapidly.

At the ninja academy, girls screamed around Sasuke.

During the Chunin Exams, female ninjas from other villages blushed upon seeing Sasuke.

[Kuroto: This guy is indeed handsome, but isn't Tianmu being a little too fixated on this topic?]

The text on the celestial screen continues:

But Sasuke's coolness can no longer be simply described as "cool".

Anyone who has had deep contact with him eventually falls into an irrational impulse to give.

This isn't just handsome anymore.

He's so handsome he's practically a succubus.

[Jiraiya: ...In all these years of writing Make-Out Paradise, this is the first time I've seen the word "succubus" used to describe a man.]

The curtain continues to fall:

Let's start with Naruto.

Naruto chased Sasuke for over a decade, from Konoha to Otogakure, from Otogakure to the Five Kage Summit, and from the Five Kage Summit to the Valley of the End.

But Naruto was somewhat understanding.

After all, Sasuke was the first person to understand him.

[The first person to acknowledge his existence.]

[After chasing it for so long, it's barely acceptable.]

But if we're talking about outrageous, it has to be Sakura Haruno.

Sakura suddenly had a bad feeling.

The curtain continues to fall:

Sakura's feelings for Sasuke can no longer be called just "liking."

That's called obsession.

The scene cuts in.

Fragments flashed by one by one.

On the night Sasuke left Konoha, Sakura confessed her feelings in tears, but was rejected.

Sasuke almost killed her during the Five Kage Summit.

Sasuke left the village more than a decade ago, and she raised the child alone, stubbornly enduring for more than a decade.

Text switching on the screen:

[My confession was rejected.]

[I was almost killed.]

No one is in the village.

She managed to maintain a crush on thin air for over a decade.

The comment section went completely crazy.

[Fourth Raikage A: Wait, wait, wait, you almost got killed and you still like him? What kind of logic is that?]

Konoha Village.

Sakura's face was already red to the roots of her ears.

"Sky Curtain!!! What are you saying?!"

The text on the celestial screen continues:

Dig deeper.

Orochimaru, that old fox, has tricked countless people his entire life.

[Upon meeting Sasuke, his intelligence seemed to plummet.]

[They're giving me a house and teaching me ninjutsu.]

[Even after being defeated in the end, he still smiled with satisfaction.]

This isn't taking on an apprentice; it's finding a father figure.

The comment section was filled with laughter.

[Tsunade: If Orochimaru heard these comments, I wonder if he'd crawl out of his coffin and start beating people up.]

[Mei Terumi: Lady Tsunade, Orochimaru isn't dead yet. He's in Otogakure watching the sky.]

[Tsunade: ...His expression right now must be priceless.]

Yinyin Village.

Orochimaru looked at the sky, a slight smile playing on his lips.

"Is it a sign of intellectual decline...?"

He licked his lips.

"Maybe."

"But Sasuke really deserves it."

Dou pushed up his glasses beside him, his expression complicated.

The text on the celestial screen continues:

[Let's talk about Suigetsu, Jugo, and Kaoru again.]

These three are constantly arguing and jealous of each other.

[A dispute over who should give Sasuke a blood transfusion first.]

[A fight to see who can be the first human shield.]

[Arguing over who gets their head rubbed first.]

Konoha Village.

Naruto was completely distraught after watching the footage of Team Hawk.

"Sasuke...you actually know how to pat someone's head?"

Have you ever rubbed my head?

Sasuke gave him a cold glance.

"no."

"There won't be any more in the future."

Naruto: "..."

Sakura muttered to herself from the side.

"What kind of expression did Sasuke make when he ruffled Karin's hair...?"

Ino patted Sakura on the shoulder.

"Sakura, don't ask. Asking only hurts my heart. Damn it, I'm so envious of you and Xiangling."

Text switching on the screen.

The most amazing thing is his own father, Fugaku.

Itachi went to the battlefield at the age of four, fought in the Third Shinobi World War, and then joined the Anbu as a double agent.

And what about Sasuke?

[He was sent to the ninja academy at the age of six.]

They're still learning basic courses like the Three Bodies Technique.

Screen switch.

At the Ninja Academy, Sasuke learns Transformation Technique, Substitution Technique, and Clone Technique along with other children.

The text on the celestial screen continues:

[Same father, same mother, but completely different parenting styles.]

[And don't even mention Itachi.]

[He was willing to slaughter his entire clan for his younger brother.]

[And even on his deathbed, he was supposed to be smiling as he poked his forehead.]

on the screen.

Itachi collapsed in front of Sasuke, extended two fingers, and touched Sasuke's forehead.

"Sasuke..."

"This is the last time."

Itachi closed his eyes with a slight smile on his lips.

Madara Uchiha: ...

[Tobirama Senju: ...Looking at it this way, it's not just this Senju...this Uchiha brat also bears some responsibility for Itachi's actions?]