Sky Curtain: Short Video Commentary on Konoha Villagers
Chapter 44: The Akatsuki's "Take Off Your Clothes and You Die" Law
The images on the screen gradually faded away, and just when everyone thought the round of reviews was over, the text on the screen suddenly changed.
[The Akatsuki's "Taking Off Your Clothes Means Death" Law]
The entire ninja world fell silent for two seconds.
Subsequently, all parties involved were collectively confused.
Konoha Village.
Naruto's eyes widened, and he scratched his head.
"What the hell? Someone can die just from taking off their clothes?"
Kakashi rolled his dead fish eyes and said slowly.
"If this law is true, then in the future, will ninjas simply win by stripping their opponent's clothes off?"
Upon hearing this, Jiraiya suddenly perked up at the Hokage Building.
"Oh? This research direction is very valuable; I should go and gather some material..."
The Land of Rain, the Akatsuki's stronghold.
The atmosphere was somewhat awkward.
Deidara was the first to jump up, his hands making a cracking sound as he kneaded the clay.
"Huh? Taking off your clothes means certain death? What kind of weird law is that?"
"What does it matter to me whether I'm dressed or not, whether I live or die?"
Hidan grinned disdainfully.
"Hahahaha! Taking off your clothes means certain death? I'm immortal, I'll be fine even if I'm naked!"
Scrolling text on the sky:
Within the Akatsuki organization, there exists an ironclad rule: if you remove your fiery cloud cloak during battle, congratulations, you can basically start choosing your grave.
This is not a coincidence; it's metaphysics.
Let's take a look at them one by one.
Inside the Akatsuki's stronghold.
Deidara's lips twitched.
"Choosing a burial plot? Are you kidding me? I'm a man destined to be an artist!"
Scorpion gave him a cold glance.
"Shut up and watch, it's so noisy."
The first one is Sasori of the Red Sand.
The screen flashed, and a figure appeared in the center of the image.
on the screen.
Scorpion confronts Granny Chiyo and Sakura.
As the battle intensified, Scorpion's fiery cloud cloak shattered and fell off during the fierce fighting, revealing his body, which had been transformed from a puppet.
The scene then continues to move forward.
Granny Chiyo, controlling the two puppets, Father and Mother, approached from both sides, her blade piercing through Sasori's core.
The image freezes.
[When Sasori of the Red Sand fought against Granny Chiyo and Sakura Haruno, he took off his Fire Cloud Coat to reveal his true form, and was then stabbed through the heart by his own grandmother.]
It's less about being unable to win and more about him choosing that outcome.
Quiet.
The Akatsuki headquarters was unusually quiet.
The scorpion remained silent for a long time.
His eyes were fixed on the image of himself being pierced through on the sky, showing no emotional fluctuation.
Deidara glanced at Sasori, opened his mouth, then closed it again.
It was rare for him not to laugh at others.
Scorpion finally spoke, his voice as calm as if he were talking about someone else.
"Was he killed like this...?"
Hidan muttered something under his breath.
"Hey, hey, hey, you just admit it like that? Aren't you going to say anything? You're supposed to be an S-rank rogue ninja, getting stabbed to death by an old lady is just too embarrassing, isn't it?"
Scorpion turned his head, his gaze icy.
"Say one more word and I'll turn you into a puppet."
Hidan shrank back and remained silent.
Sunagakure Village.
Grandma Chiyo sat on a recliner in front of her house.
As she watched the image on the screen of the sky, tears welling in her eyes, she manipulated the puppet to pierce her grandson, her old eyes slightly reddening.
"Scorpion..."
"You silly child."
Text switching on the screen.
[Second, Deidara]
The celestial screen unfolds.
Deidara and Sasuke confront each other.
In the scene, Deidara suddenly tears off his Fire Cloud coat, revealing a black vest underneath.
His lips curled into an exaggerated smile.
"Art is..."
He pressed his palm against his chest.
There was a huge mouth sewn there.
"explode!!"
A giant Patrick Star stands tall in the forest.
boom!!!
In the scene, a mushroom cloud rises into the sky, and the earth is blasted into a bottomless crater.
The smoke and dust cleared.
Sasuke escaped using Manda, while Deidara was reduced to ashes.
Akatsuki's stronghold.
Deidara froze on the spot.
Three seconds later, he exploded.
"What?! What do you mean by 'exploded into thin air'?!"
"Grandpa, my art has a very wide scope!"
"Why is Sasuke unharmed?! A snake blocked his way? What about my art then?!"
"That's not fair! This is not fair!"
Kisame leisurely delivered the finishing blow from the side.
"In terms of results, your art did explode, but you yourself exploded along with it. In a sense, you and your art became one."
Deidara turned to look at Kisame, his lips twitching.
Are you trying to comfort me or insult me?
Kisame gave a simple, honest smile.
"Yes, we have them all."
Text switching on the screen.
[The Zombie Duo: Hidan and Kakuzu]
Akatsuki's stronghold.
Hidan was unhappy when he heard the title.
"Zombie duo? Who the hell is a zombie? I'm a devout follower of the Evil God Cult! Immortal! Understand?"
The celestial screen plays images.
on the screen.
Hidan was trapped by Shikamaru's Shadow Binding Technique, but even so, he was still shouting.
"You think you can kill me? I'm a... "
boom...
The detonators detonated in a chain reaction.
Hidan's body was blown into pieces and scattered on the forest floor.
Shikamaru then buried the shredded meat and the head in the Nara Forest, ensuring the creature would never escape.
The scene changes, and Shikamaru is standing on a high place, holding a cigarette left behind by Asuma.
"Asuma-sensei..."
"I'll avenge you."
...
Within the Akatsuki organization, Hidan unusually remained silent.
Although he was not afraid of death, being buried deep underground was worse than being dead!
The sky continued to fall.
Kakuzu, a rogue ninja from Takigakure. A monster with five hearts, each corresponding to a different chakra nature transformation.
During the battle with Kakashi's team, Kakuzu removed his Flaming Cloud Coat, revealing his body covered in stitches. Then...
on the screen.
Naruto wielded the Wind Release: Rasengan, its four wind blades spinning and whistling, the roar of chakra echoing across the battlefield.
Kakuzu's eyes widened.
"This kind of ninjutsu..."
boom!
Kakuzu unleashed his Wind Release: Rasenshuriken, and his body was sliced by the wind blades, the cellular damage rendering him unable to even repair himself.
As Kakuzu began to die, Kakashi appeared, lightning flashing in his hands.
"Raikiri!"
Kakuzu died.
Akatsuki's stronghold.
Kakuzu's face was extremely grim.
Five hearts, all shattered.
His gaze slowly shifted to Hidan.
"If you hadn't held us back, I wouldn't have lost."
Hidan was completely bewildered.
"What does this have to do with me?! I didn't even appear in this video, is it my fault?"
"I mean... never mind, you wouldn't understand what I mean anyway!"
Kakuzu snorted coldly and said nothing more.
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