Sky Curtain: Short Video Commentary on Konoha Villagers

5. Naruto Uzumaki

In the 60th year of Konoha, on the training ground.

Naruto was just scratching his head about Hinata when he saw his name appear on the sky, and he was stunned.

"Huh?! I'm on the list too?!"

Sasuke spoke coldly from the side.

"You've been licking Sakura for so long."

Naruto: "..."

Sakura's lips twitched as she stood to the side, but she couldn't find a rebuttal.

The text on the celestial screen continues:

Don't be fooled by Naruto's eventual rise to Hokage and marriage to a beautiful and wealthy woman; his early life as a simp was quite eventful, and he was a two-faced simp.

He was incredibly kind and open-hearted towards Sakura.

[Sakura made a request for him to spend his entire life pursuing Sasuke, and he truly gave his entire life to do so.]

[He got several ribs broken, was beaten half to death, and came back grinning and saying he'd definitely bring him back next time.]

[Facing Sasuke, he's even more of a heavyweight.]

While Sasuke was determined to sever their bond and kill him, this guy was chasing after him all over the world, shouting, "Sasuke, come back! You're my only brother!"

He sacrificed most of his youth for a girl who didn't love him and a brother who wanted to kill him, and in the end, he even lost an arm.

[And then they ended up putting them together, what was the point?]

The moment this text appeared, laughter and discussions erupted throughout the ninja world.

In the 60th year of Konoha, on the streets.

"Hahahaha! This fox demon is licking so thoroughly! He licks both men and women!"

"Why would you put a broken arm together like that? What's the point?!"

"Just pursuing my Naruto dream!"

On the training field, Naruto's face had turned a deep liver color.

"That wasn't licking my boots! That was perseverance! That was a dream! That was..."

"He's a simp," Sasuke interrupted him calmly.

"Sasuke, you!!"

"That's what the heavens said," Sasuke pointed to the sky, "not what I said."

Sakura was trying not to laugh. She hadn't expected that Naruto was on the "simp" list because of her and Sasuke.

Minato Namikaze looked at the sky from his office.

He opened his mouth, then closed it again, and finally just sighed softly.

VI. Phosphine

The scene changes, and a new name appears.

Under the sky, people from all timelines were stunned for a moment.

"Karin? Who's that?"

"Never heard of them. They seem to be ninjas from some small country?"

"Is it the one Sasuke stabbed before?"

Karin from the Hawk Squad is practically the epitome of both a supportive character and a devoted admirer.

Her love for Sasuke was both passionate and practical.

[Sasuke is injured? Here, take my body, bite whichever part you want.]

She thought her unwavering devotion would win Sasuke's favor, but what happened?

In the final battle between Sasuke and Danzo, Sasuke, determined to defeat Danzo, unleashed a powerful Chidori spear attack, delivering a devastating blow to both Karin and Danzo.

The most outrageous thing is that Karin actually chose to forgive him later.

[She even smiled like a doting aunt when she saw Sasuke and Sakura's child.]

This isn't just being a simp; this is pure saintly compassion, a salvation for all beings.

In the 60th year of Konoha, on the streets.

Everyone completely lost their composure.

"I remember now, she went to Orochimaru and made a scene, but Orochimaru made her forgive Sasuke with just a few words."

"Putting that aside, the other person already has another man's child, and she can still laugh?! How can she be so heartless!"

"It's not that he's carefree, it's that he's got his brain caught in a door!"

Akatsuki's stronghold.

Deidara lay back in his chair, his stomach practically churning with laughter: "Hahahaha! Just how many girls has Sasuke ruined?!"

Hidan: "First there was Sakura Haruno, then Ino Yamanaka, and now Karin? Tsk tsk tsk, what a mess."

Sasuke himself stood with his hands in his pockets, staring blankly at the sky.

He had no idea what to say; he had never even seen this woman before.

7. Rock Lee

[Xiao Li's sycophancy is blatantly obvious.]

There are only two things in his world: surpassing Neji and going on a date with Sakura.

His way of confessing his feelings was even simpler and more direct: "Please go out with me, and I'll protect you until I die."

This enthusiasm startled Sakura.

During the Chunin Exams, he even used the forbidden technique, Front Lotus, to protect Sakura.

This love is filled with the sweat of youth and selfless dedication.

Although Sakura only has eyes for Sasuke, he's willing to risk his life to be a devoted, devoted admirer.

Locke Lee was stunned.

Then, he clenched his fists tightly, his eyes reddening.

"Youth...this is youth! Even if I fail, I will never regret it!"

Might Guy, standing to the side, was already sobbing uncontrollably: "Lee!! I acknowledge your youth!!"

"Teacher Kai!!"

The master and apprentice embraced and wept bitterly once again.

In the distance, Sakura looked at the content displayed on the sky with a very complicated expression.

She had heard of this person before. In her memory, he was a bit strange, with thick eyebrows, wearing tight clothes, and speaking very loudly.

Naruto scratched his head and muttered to himself.

"Little Lee actually likes you too, Sakura, you're really popular."

Upon hearing this, Sakura's face darkened.

"Shut up!"

8. Black Zetsu

Deep underground, Black Zetsu suddenly raised his head, his face showing unprecedented astonishment.

It's been called out again?!

It? A simp?!

It just wanted to save its mother, so why is it being a simp?

The sole purpose of Black Zetsu's existence is to resurrect his mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki.

[He lay low for over a thousand years to achieve this goal, making him arguably the most filial son in the ninja world.]

He was like a schemer lurking in the shadows, first altering the Uchiha clan's stone tablet, then painting a rosy picture of the "Eye of the Moon Plan" for Indra's descendants, thus deceiving generation after generation of Uchiha into working for him.

Madara thought he was playing a grand game, and Obito thought he was creating a new world for Rin. But what was the reality?

[All of this is contributing to Black Zetsu's "Resurrect, my mother" plan.]

[Others might be sycophants for a lifetime, but his sycophancy has created a history.]

In terms of scale, duration, and impact on the world, Black Zetsu is undoubtedly the god of sycophancy!

Deep underground.

Black Zetsu looked at the words on the sky and gave a bitter smile.

The god of simps.

That title is really ironic.

But what bothered him even more than the title was what Tianmu had previously revealed.

From then on, no one in the ninja world would easily believe his words anymore.

[This concludes the list of "simps".]

[The above content is for entertainment purposes only; please do not take it personally.]

In the 60th year of Konoha, the streets were quiet for a long time, then someone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahahaha, please don't take this personally. They've already named names, how can you possibly take it personally?!"

"Who cares? I'll be laughing for half a year now."