Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

47

This sycophant is so devoted that he doesn't care about being beaten.

They didn't care about being teased, and they didn't care about losing their last twenty dollars.

There was only one person in his heart.

That was Qin Huairu, the goddess in his heart.

"Sister Qin! Sister Qin, wait for me, Sister Qin!"

"I'd accept being slapped a few more times if you just stopped and said something to me!"

"Sister Qin, my heart is truly set on you!"

The voice just fell.

"Snapped!"

Qin Huairu slammed the door of the Jia family's house shut.

The door panel caught Sha Zhu's nose.

"ah--"

Sha Zhu let out a scream, the pain causing him to bounce backward, forcefully pulling his nose out of the crack in the door.

By this time, his nose had swollen to the size of an egg.

Two streams of blood flowed down his chin and dripped onto the ground.

"My nose! It hurts like hell!"

He wanted to cover it but dared not, because even the slightest touch caused excruciating pain.

All they could do was scream their hearts out while jumping around on the ground.

The screams echoed throughout the entire Hongxing Courtyard.

Qin Huairu heard everything clearly inside the house, but she didn't even open the door.

She covered her ears, annoyed by Sha Zhu's shouting.

It was obvious that no matter how much Sha Zhu flattered her, Qin Huairu remained completely unmoved.

That only made me more annoyed with him.

If Shazhu knew about this, he'd probably die of anger on the spot.

Sha Zhu was in a terrible state.

Xu Damao's situation isn't much better.

Just as Sha Zhu was pestering Qin Huairu.

Xu Damao had already gotten ready and was about to go out and flirt with girls.

If Sha Zhu is the ultimate simp, then Xu Damao is the number one stud.

If a woman is even reasonably good-looking and catches his eye, he'll be itching to get her.

Xu Damao, to put it bluntly, is just a beast in disguise.

When he sees a girl with even a little bit of attractiveness, he's like a hungry wolf smelling meat, always eager to flirt with her. Once the novelty wears off and he's had his fill of it, he turns around and dumps her without even blinking. What he does is utterly inhuman.

But Xu Damao didn't see it that way. On the contrary, he thought he was incredibly awesome, with charm that could practically leap off the street. Otherwise, why would so many women willingly throw themselves into his arms?

As for the women he had used and discarded, Xu Damao didn't care how miserable their lives became. He would just sneer and think: Who told them to be so stupid? They weren't smart enough, who could they blame? They deserved to be deceived, they brought it on themselves.

Not only did he feel no remorse, but he also looked down on the women he had cheated. Calling him a beast would be an understatement.

But Xu Damao, instead of feeling ashamed, considered it an honor. He boasted to the neighbors every day that he was a master of seduction and had never failed to pick up girls.

Today, Xu Damao's eyes lit up as soon as he stepped out of the gate of Hongxing Courtyard.

Standing before me was a young girl, about seventeen or eighteen years old, as tender as a newly sprouted green onion in spring. Her large, watery eyes and fair, clean face were enough to make anyone's heart flutter.

What's even more interesting is that there's more than one girl like this. Five or six of them are gathered together, chattering away about who knows what. When they get to something funny, the girls cover their mouths and giggle together.

The scene was like a garden bursting with spring blossoms. Youthful exuberance, so tender it seemed you could squeeze water from it.

Xu Damao's radar immediately went off. His eyes widened instantly, and he almost drooled. He rubbed his hands together excitedly, looking like a greenbottle fly eyeing rotten meat.

He dashed over in one stride.

He deliberately struck what he thought was an incredibly handsome pose, found the perfect angle to show off his face, and stood there blankly in front of a few young girls.

Then, raising an eyebrow, he lowered his voice in a pretentious tone and spoke in what he thought was a very magnetic voice:

"Hey everyone! My name is Xu Damao, you can just call me Brother Xu. Since you're all my sisters, I'll just call you sisters."

"What are you girls chatting about that makes you so happy? Tell us so your brother Xu can have a laugh too!"

"Hey, don't be shy. Brother Xu is very easygoing. Just say what you want to say. Come on, tell me what's on your mind."

As he finished speaking, he grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, his smile utterly grotesque. His lecherous little eyes, like hooks, kept scanning back and forth between the young girls. His appearance was utterly repulsive.

To be honest, at Xu Damao's age, even calling him "uncle" would be too young for a few young girls. But he insists they call him "brother," while he calls them "sister." At his age, he still dares to make advances on these young girls; his skin is thicker than a city wall.

Xu Damao's behavior goes far beyond simply being "disgusting".

It can be summarized.

He was utterly, inside and out—completely rotten.

Xu Damao originally thought that with his dashing appearance and his looks and status, he could easily bewitch those ignorant young girls.

He used to rely on this method, and it always worked.

His sweet talk was like honey, and coupled with his self-important demeanor, he charmed countless naive young women.

To put it bluntly, most of his previous clients were older women who lacked love, and some middle-aged women who were still in the throes of passion.

But he didn't realize that things were very different now.

Young girls aren't easily fooled. On the contrary, girls these days are shrewd and have a sharp mind.

Especially for those young and tender girls, their families have long since given them countless warnings, treating them like thieves to guard against those greasy men with ulterior motives.

The girl my family has raised with such care can't just be taken by a filthy, heartless wild boar.

Therefore, Xu Damao's wishful thinking was doomed to fail from the very beginning.

The group of girls looked at him, their faces completely expressionless.

That look in his eyes was like looking at some strange and unusual thing, revealing an inexplicable disdain.

Several girls rolled their eyes at him in unison, then huddled together and started whispering amongst themselves.

"Hey, where did this idiot come from? His way of picking up girls is so outdated!"

"Who knows? His tricks can only fool those naive old ladies. Look at him, he's so greasy he's practically dripping with oil."

"I feel disgusted just looking at him. Let's hurry up and leave. Let's get away from this idiot Zhu. He's so annoying to look at."

The girls quickly discussed it, then all gave Xu Damao a disgusted look and turned to leave.

Suddenly, one of the girls slapped her forehead and exclaimed, "Hey! Wait a minute! Why do I feel like I've heard the name Xu Damao somewhere before?"

Upon hearing this, the other girls also started to ponder it, and soon after, they slapped their thighs in agreement.

"Yeah! That sounds familiar too! Now I remember, isn't that the one—"

"Everyone in the Guangzi area knows them! They're those two guys who're having an affair, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao!"

"This idiot in front of us is Xu Damao? Oh my god, we've run into a celebrity!"

At this point, the girls looked at each other, their eyes lighting up with excitement!

Good heavens, they've run into a legendary figure!

Xu Damao, isn't that the guy who messes around with men?

In an instant, the eyes of the girls shot out two beams of light like searchlights, staring straight at Xu Damao.

That light was so dazzling, it was blinding.

But Xu Damao had no idea about any of this. He smugly believed that these young girls were completely captivated by his dashing appearance and charming demeanor.

Xu Damao was so happy, he was practically bursting with joy.

His shifty eyes scanned the girls several times, and he plotted to put in more effort and use his irresistible charm to completely win over these little rascals.

As for what to do after taking it?

you still need to ask?

Of course it is... hehehe...

As soon as those images surfaced in his mind, Xu Damao couldn't hide the smile on his face, even though they were all unclean things.

He's never tasted anything this tender before.

Just thinking about it makes me incredibly itchy.

"Cough! Cough!"

Xu Damao cleared his throat, ready to begin the performance.

He took two steps and approached the girls, his eyes wide like saucers, staring intently at them, his hot breath almost touching their faces.

Xu Damao felt that his posture was incredibly manly.

Then, he lowered his voice and spoke in what he thought was a particularly deep and magnetic voice:

"Hey? Why are you little sisters so quiet? Are you shy around your big brother?"

"Hehe, that's normal, it happens all the time. Quite a few women get so shy when they see me, Xu Damao, that they can't even speak properly."

"But you don't need to be embarrassed. I'm a very easygoing person and I won't look down on you. To be honest, I quite like you guys."

At this point, Xu Damao grinned, flashing what he thought was an incredibly handsome smile.

Then he raised his hand and touched his chin, trying to use the non-existent ridge to seduce a few young girls.

"Little sisters, feel free to say anything. Don't let my aloof and unapproachable appearance fool you. You'll find out after spending a few days with me that I'm actually very considerate and soft-hearted."

"I've always been incredibly kind to women. Many people praise me, saying that Xu Damao is a true friend of women."

After saying this, Xu Damao let out a heavy sigh.

He wanted to show off his sentimental side.

Then, with eyes that he considered to be melancholic to the core, he stared intently at the girls in front of him.

Once Xu Damao gets into the mood for acting, his desire to perform is off the charts.

I was overjoyed.

Hahaha!

These naive young girls have probably never met a man with such a captivating charm before, right?

Haha, you're totally smitten with him, aren't you?

Look, look, their eyes are glued to him.

A bunch of young girls, they've never seen anything good before, and they're probably obsessed with him right now.

Sigh, who can blame him when Xu Damao is so charming and knows how to flirt?

Hey!

When it comes to flirting, Xu Damao is the best.

Who else could possibly be their rival?!

snort!

Xu Damao was overjoyed, and his whole body trembled with excitement.

But it wasn't what he expected at all.

The girls were indeed staring straight at him.