Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

36

But his eyes darted back and forth between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

It was specifically swept towards the crotch area.

The people in Hongxing Courtyard are just like those three old ladies.

As a result, countless eyes fell on Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

Those eyes were like searchlights.

It swept the two people from head to toe.

Don't forget, they're both completely naked right now!

My whole body has been seen!

And those barbed, disdainful glances.

It felt like a knife piercing their eyes.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were completely dumbfounded.

Sha Zhu kicked Xu Damao away.

Xu Damao got up, not even bothering to settle accounts with Sha Zhu.

The two of them hurriedly explained to everyone.

"It's a mistake! It's really a misunderstanding! Nothing's wrong between us, you have to believe us!"

"Stop staring! Can't we put our clothes on first? Please stop staring!"

"I'm attracted to women, not men. Don't go spreading rumors; I still need to get married!"

The people in the Hongxing Courtyard listened to what the two of them had to say.

He immediately threw a disdainful look at the two of them.

That expression seemed to say something.

Even now, you two still dare to be stubborn.

This evidence is so irrefutable that even a blind person could see it.

The third aunt was the first to jump out, her voice louder than anyone else's.

She hates it when people lie to her face.

They're denying something that's obvious; aren't they just fooling her?

No, she had to make Sha Zhu and Xu Damao break through this barrier today.

The three women pointed at the bed and sneered, "Shazhu, Xu Damao, do you think we're all fools? You say you two have nothing going on, then what's with the state of the bed? If there really wasn't anything, would the bed be in this mess? Look at those two pairs of red underwear, tsk, still lying on top of it!"

I looked in the direction she was pointing.

Sha Zhu's bed looked like it had been robbed.

Clothes and pants were scattered everywhere, and two pairs of red underwear stood out conspicuously.

Judging by their size and the fact that they are both naked, anyone would know whose they are.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao also turned to look.

Both of them were stunned.

Then, his expression changed from stunned to frantic.

Memories flooded back like a tide.

Although my mind was foggy last night, I still vaguely remember some of the scenes.

How did the two of them hug each other, kiss, and do those things?

The scene was just too terrifying and disgusting.

So after Sha Zhu and Xu Damao woke up, they both subconsciously suppressed these things deep in their minds.

No matter how desperate or angry they felt, the moment they woke up in the morning, none of them dared to recall even the slightest detail of the previous night.

Otherwise, they'll go crazy when they wake up.

Now, thanks to the third aunt's pressure, all sorts of messy memories have surfaced.

The expressions on their faces went completely blank.

Then--

"vomit!"

At the same time, he began to dry heave.

That's disgusting.

It's disgusting to the core.

The images flashed through their minds, and they wished they could die on the spot.

Two grown men, naked, rolled around on the bed.

For these straight men, this is more terrifying than the sky falling down.

Those memories can't even be called memories; they're like a horror movie. The scariest kind.

Even if the world were to explode the next second, it would still be better than this.

God, you might as well just kill them both.

Don't let them face this kind of thing anymore.

The more they tried to hide from yesterday's events, the more the memory seeped into their minds.

Like water, it flows through any crack.

And yet, they would replay it over and over again in the dead of night.

Especially the way the two of them, completely naked, were moving around.

Every detail is crystal clear.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao looked as if they had seen a ghost.

The two looked at each other.

His face turned frighteningly white instantly.

"vomit--"

They both vomited.

"Snapped!"

Their fists slammed into each other's faces simultaneously.

"ah--"

Another scream erupted.

The two panda eyes are perfectly symmetrical.

His appearance drew the attention of the surrounding neighbors.

But everyone still felt it wasn't lively enough.

Besides the three aunties, others also wanted to add fuel to the fire.

Let's see what kind of lies they can come up with.

Just thinking about that scene makes me laugh.

That'll definitely be interesting to watch!

Then, a cacophony of voices erupted.

"You two slept naked together and you say nothing happened? Then explain yourself clearly, what exactly happened?"

"When we came in, you were riding on top of Xu Damao, Sha Zhu. That position... how could people not think things?"

"Also, you have to give me an explanation for what the Third Aunt asked, right? Sha Zhu, your bed is such a mess, where did that thing come from?"

A group of people winked and eye-rolled at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

"If you can clarify these doubts, we will believe you are innocent."

Actually, that's all nonsense.

Everyone just wanted to tease them.

Look at how frantically they're trying to explain.

Good for relieving boredom.

I had already decided in my heart that something was definitely going on between those two.

If there's nothing fishy going on, why would they be hugging each other naked?

Even if we assume it's truly a misunderstanding...

That's a misunderstanding!

who cares?

Anyway, people love a good show.

It makes me feel better when I see others suffer.

The people of Hongxing Courtyard stumbled upon this play early in the morning, which gave them a free opportunity to witness it.

This pretext is enough for them to manipulate Sha Zhu and Xu Damao for a lifetime.

From now on, do these two want to get married?

Go dream!

This matter is bound to become the talk of the town.

Let them stay single forever.

Who cares what this matter is anymore?

Sha Zhu isn't very bright. He's okay at fighting, but he short-circuits when he tries to think.

This whole thing was thanks to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was in a panic earlier, thinking he would accept dying under Sha Zhu's fists.

But after his brush with death, he became afraid of dying again.

nonsense.

Anyone who wants to die does so on a momentary impulse.

Once the initial impulse subsides, the will to survive naturally takes over.

Especially someone like Xu Damao, who usually takes himself very seriously.

He recovered quickly.

Desperately suppressing his inner breakdown, he frantically tried to find a way to smooth things over.

Xu Damao knew he couldn't count on Sha Zhu, so he gave him a disdainful look.

His eyes darted around.

He actually came up with an excuse.

"Snapped!"

Xu Damao slapped his thigh and quickly shouted to the people in the yard:

"We've been wronged! You've completely misunderstood me and Shazhu!"

"Things aren't what you think at all. Last night I was drinking with Sha Zhu, got drunk, and slept in the same bed. It's that simple."

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu immediately slapped his thigh and shouted:

"Yes, yes, that's exactly it!"

The people in the Hongxing Courtyard were skeptical when they heard this.

"Did they really get drunk and sleep together?"

"Then why are you all completely naked, without a single thread left on your clothes?"

"This can't be brushed off with just saying I was drunk."

As soon as the words were spoken, all eyes turned to Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, and the doubt in their eyes deepened.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu became so anxious that he broke out in a sweat and didn't know what to do with his hands.

"This...this..."

"that……"

He's tongue-tied and his mind is a complete blank; he can't think of a way to smooth things over.

Oh dear, he was so worried!

Having no other choice, he could only turn to look at Xu Damao, hoping that the other party could come up with an explanation.

Xu Damao was extremely anxious at this moment.

How do you explain this?

A sudden idea flashed into his mind, his eyes lit up, and he quickly spoke.

"Here's the thing—who doesn't act crazy when drunk? Who doesn't feel hot and bothered? You guys who've drunk alcohol know that, right?"

"When you drink too much, you get feverish, so what's wrong with taking off your clothes? Even if Sha Zhu and I, two grown men, are naked and crammed onto the same bed, what's the big deal?"

"You people are always having such wild and outdated ideas; you're so pedantic!"

After saying that, Xu Damao looked serious and put his arm around Shazhu's shoulder.

They struck a pose of being close buddies, raised their chins, and raised their voices.

"Shazhu and I, two grown men, are completely innocent!"

"Think what you want, I have a clear conscience!"

"Silly Zhu, don't you think so?"

Xu Damao turned his head and winked at Shazhu.

He spoke with great conviction, but Xu Damao himself got goosebumps all over his body.

After what happened last night, he felt disgusted even looking at Sha Zhu, let alone running into him.

He felt like vomiting just looking at it, and now that it was so close to his skin, he was trembling all over; it was fear that came from the very depths of his bones.

Sha Zhu wasn't much better off.

He saw that Xu Damao also felt like vomiting. When he was touched, his fists clenched tightly, and he wished he could punch this disgusting thing in the face.

But in order to preserve his reputation and be able to marry Qin Huairu cleanly in the future, he had no choice but to suppress this disgust.

He gritted his teeth and cooperated with Xu Damao, nodding repeatedly.

"Yes! Yes! That's it!"

"I took off my clothes because I was drunk and acting crazy, and I was feeling hot."

"What's the big deal about two men sleeping shirtless together? Who said we're a couple?"

"I, Sha Zhu, don't like men at all!"

At this point, Sha Zhu couldn't hold on any longer.

She shoved Xu Damao away abruptly, her skin aching from even touching him.

Xu Damao also glanced at Sha Zhu with disgust and quickly added a sentence.

"I, Xu Damao, don't like men either!"

"I'm attracted to young women and married women alike. I want to strike up a conversation with any pretty woman I see on the street. Doesn't anyone know that?"

To save face, Xu Damao had no choice but to say something on behalf of Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu stamped his feet in frustration: "Everyone in the courtyard knows how I, Sha Zhu, feel about Qin Huairu! I've been completely open and honest with her for so many years!"

"that is!"

Xu Damao chimed in, "If I really liked men, would I have been fixated on Qin Huairu for the past ten years? My relationship with Sha Zhu is as clean as a blank sheet of paper!"

The two of them took turns explaining themselves.

Actually, they don't care what their neighbors think.

What I'm afraid of is that if this gets out, my reputation will be ruined.

Public opinion is a fearsome thing; it can really drown a person.

If our reputation is ruined, which girl will be willing to marry into our family?

So we absolutely have to get this straight today.

The people in the courtyard began to have doubts after hearing Xu Damao's words.

Could it be that they were truly wronged?

When I walked in just now, I saw two grown men lying naked together. Who wouldn't have some thoughts?