Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

32

The two were about to start fighting.

Right at this critical juncture.

Ding Qiunan's voice drifted out from the bathroom again.

"Stop hitting him, it hurts me to see him like this."

"Alright, I'll give you one more chance."

"This time, when you're imitating a dog's bark, you can add some actions to make it sound more like a dog."

After saying this, Lu Zhenxing, who was in the bathroom, almost couldn't hold it in anymore.

He clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he was shaking.

It's so satisfying to mess with those two idiots, Zhu and Xu Damao.

Lu Zhenxing had this idea ever since he learned ventriloquism skills that morning.

He used his ventriloquism to imitate Ding Qiunan's voice.

That's how they completely fooled Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

Barking like a dog is just an appetizer.

The real show is yet to come.

Lu Zhenxing sneered.

These two dare to make a move on his wife.

Then don't blame him for being ruthless.

If he doesn't ruin them today, he's not a Lu!

yard.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao looked completely bewildered.

What does it mean to imitate actions more closely?

Ding Qiunan's voice came from the bathroom again.

"That means you can bark while doing things that dogs usually do, such as lifting your leg to pee or scratching yourself with your hind legs."

"You'll have to improvise on your own; the actions will help you sound more like the characters."

"I'm doing this for your own good. If you don't want to, then forget it."

After hearing this, what could Sha Zhu and Xu Damao say?

Ding Qiunan is indeed thinking about them!

Imitating dog movements can indeed make your bark sound more like a dog's.

This logic is flawless!

In fact, the two of them felt a little grateful.

Ding Qiunan is such a kind and considerate girl.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao exchanged a glance.

Both of them had a fighting spirit burning in their eyes.

This time, I must win by barking like a dog!

Xu Damao was the one who made the first move this time.

Full of fighting spirit, he assumed a horse stance and took a deep breath.

Then he called out.

"Woof!"

Then immediately lie down and raise your hind legs.

He made a gesture like a male dog urinating.

This action might work on a dog.

On a person, it would be so disgusting it's unbearable to look at.

Imagine a man lying on the ground, raising his hind legs towards the wall as if he's urinating.

Is this scene even watchable?

It's so spicy it hurts my eyes!

But Xu Damao himself couldn't see it and didn't feel ashamed at all.

Xu Damao stretched his neck and tried hard to adjust his posture, bending very low.

One leg was raised very high, just like a male dog urinating.

He mustered all his strength and let out a long howl.

"Woof! Woof woof woof!"

"Woof woof woof!"

After barking, Xu Damao got down on all fours and ran around the Lu family's yard twice, just like a dog.

After he finished running, he still looked at Sha Zhu with a sidelong glance and down his nose.

That look in his eyes clearly spoke volumes.

Look how well I've imitated Lao Tzu.

You, Sha Zhu, will never catch up to this skill in your entire life.

The only winner is me, Xu Damao. You can just watch from the sidelines!

How could Sha Zhu possibly stand this?

He was so angry his face turned green.

He kicked Xu Damao, knocking him to the ground.

He starts cursing as soon as he opens his mouth.

"Xu Damao, stop showing off to me! What's there to be proud of?"

"Do you think I, Sha Zhu, would lose to you at barking like a dog? Open your eyes and see clearly."

"Don't get so scared you wet your pants later, I'll show you what real skills are!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu glared fiercely at Xu Damao.

He just dumped it on the ground.

He rolled around on the ground twice, getting covered in mud and looking filthy.

It looks just like a wild dog that has just crawled out of a mud pit.

Then he lifted his hind leg and scratched his neck.

That movement is like a dog scratching itself with its hind paw.

It looks particularly creepy.

Immediately afterward, Sha Zhu shouted a few times at the top of his lungs.

"Woof woof woof!"

If he had a tail, he'd be wagging it happily right now.

He rolled around on the ground a few more times.

After doing all that, Sha Zhu simply unbuckled his belt, ran to a corner, and peed.

Think about it, a grown man.

He lay on the ground imitating a dog barking and rolling around, and finally even raised his hind legs and squatted in the corner to urinate.

How crazy would that scene be?

That's something a lunatic would do!

Xu Damao was completely dumbfounded.

But he wasn't intimidated by Sha Zhu's madness.

He never expected that Sha Zhu would be so reckless.

Xu Damao's imitation of a dog urinating was just for show.

Where can you find real urine?

But Sha Zhu is different.

This guy is really daring!

This...this!

Xu Damao opened his mouth, unable to speak for a long time.

He admired Sha Zhu for his willingness to go all out, but also felt that he had lost in a very humiliating way.

His fingers were trembling as he pointed at Sha Zhu and cursed him.

"You idiot Zhu, you're really something! You'd even resort to such underhanded tactics!"

"I refuse to accept this! I'm not reconciled! How could I lose to idiot Zhu?!"

"Ugh! I'm so angry! I'm so angry!"

Xu Damao was completely stunned, his mind buzzing.

He never imagined that he would actually lie on the ground and bark like a dog.

It's one thing to lose a fight to Sha Zhu, but he can't even out-bark like a dog?

This is a huge blow.

Xu Damao looked like a wilted eggplant, listless and lacking any energy.

But he was burning with anger and resentment!

Sha Zhu immediately laughed when he heard this.

He got up from the ground, fastened his belt, glanced at Xu Damao with a smug look on his face.

"Xu Damao, don't be so smug. Who told me, Shazhu, to be both capable and smart?"

"Haha! You didn't expect me to actually pee, did you? All's fair in war!"

"How can you win if you don't go all out? Did you see that? In the end, I still won."

Sha Zhu knew perfectly well that Ding Qiunan had to be his.

Let alone taking off his pants to urinate, he could even run around naked in the street.

Anything is worth it as long as I can win over Ding Qiunan.

Lu Zhenxing is definitely going to wear that green hat!

Xu Damao was completely convinced. He really hadn't expected Sha Zhu to pull this stunt; it was too underhanded.

We lost just like that? That's so frustrating.

Sha Zhu circled around Xu Damao, hands on his hips, grinning from ear to ear.

"Hahaha! Didn't expect that, did you?"

"Is my stupid Zhu's move absolutely foolproof?"

"Were you shocked? Hahaha!"

Just as Sha Zhu was feeling smug and Xu Damao was feeling dejected, a series of clapping sounds suddenly came from the top of the wall of the Lu family's house.

"We didn't expect this either; it was quite surprising!"

Upon hearing this, both Sha Zhu and Xu Damao froze.

The two stared wide-eyed, as if they had seen a ghost, cold sweat pouring down their foreheads.

They slowly turned their heads, and what they saw almost scared the soul out of them.

All the neighbors from Hongxing Courtyard came.

Some people were riding on the top of the wall, some were standing on tiptoe and leaning against the wall, and some short people were even riding on other people's necks to watch the fun.

Everyone stared wide-eyed at the two of them, as if they were watching a monkey show.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao instantly got goosebumps.

First I was terrified, then I was overwhelmed with shame.

They were barking like dogs, urinating, and rolling around, and these people saw it all.

God, just let them die!

Their faces turned as white as paper, completely devoid of color.

In fact, the people from Hongxing Courtyard had already arrived long ago.

The whole process was witnessed by others.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were so engrossed in imitating dog barks that they didn't even notice how many people had gathered around them.

The whole thing started with the third aunt.

She was just passing by Old Lu's house when she suddenly heard a few barks. The old woman wondered to herself – when did Old Lu get a dog? The more she thought about it, the more puzzled she became, so she tiptoed over the wall and peeked inside.

This sight was quite astonishing; it almost made her jaw drop.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, two grown men, were squatting on the ground, barking.

The third aunt was so excited, it was like she'd found a gold ingot. She was the most famous gossip in the Hongxing courtyard, and how could she keep such excitement to herself? She quickly went from house to house calling people to come and see.

In no time, everyone in the courtyard had gathered around.

From the moment Sha Zhu and Xu Damao started imitating dog barks, to later when the two of them lay on the ground imitating a dog urinating, they didn't miss a single detail. Everyone watched intently from the wall, their eyes glued to the screen, wishing they could take notes.

Especially the scene where he imitates a dog urinating.

That was absolutely amazing.

Everyone's faces lit up with smiles, and they still weren't satisfied.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao swayed, their faces pale as they stared at the people covering the wall.

"You...you all finished watching?"

These words, once spoken, were like a firecracker going off.

The people on the wall could no longer hold back and burst into laughter, laughing so hard they were doubled over and couldn't straighten up.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh my god, this is hilarious!"

"Look at these two clowns, imitating a dog peeing, hahaha!"

The laughter was so loud that several people lost their balance and fell off the wall.

The person who fell to the ground is still lying there laughing.

"Hahaha... Ouch, I almost fell and died, but I still can't help but laugh!"

"Forget about falling or not, it's hilarious!"

"Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, they've really embarrassed themselves this time!"

Needless to say, the rest of the people were even worse off.

I laughed so hard my guts almost tied themselves in knots.

The three women slapped their thighs, laughing so hard they cried, and shouted at the top of their lungs:

"You two were really good at imitating dog barks just now, especially the way you imitated a dog urinating—it was exactly the same! You acted so well! Don't worry, only people in our Hongxing Courtyard know about this; it definitely won't get out!"

Fooling idiots doesn't cost money

The three women had barely finished speaking when...

The color drained from Sha Zhu and Xu Damao's faces instantly, leaving them deathly pale.

If someone else had said that, they might have believed it to some extent.

But it was the third aunt who said it.

Who in the entire Hongxing courtyard doesn't know her big mouth? She's known as the "big mouth" for a reason. She says she won't spread it, but that's the same as it already being spread.

According to past practices...

Before nightfall, the news that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were barking and urinating like dogs would spread throughout the entire alley.

Looking ahead, it seems that everyone in the entire Guangzi area will know about this matter.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao felt more and more that they couldn't go on living.

Everyone in the alley was watching the spectacle, and the group with the missing cards kept gossiping about it. Rather than being the butt of everyone's jokes, God might as well have just taken them away, saving them this suffering.