Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

20

It's not that Sha Zhu has lost his mind; it's just that he's naturally prone to getting confused when he sees pretty girls. He can't take his eyes off Ding Qiunan's face, and his brain completely shuts down. If it weren't for this flaw, he wouldn't have been such a devoted admirer of Qin Huairu for so many years, willingly giving her money and his body just because she's beautiful.

Sha Zhu, when he sees a pretty girl, he loses all his brains.

Ding Qiunan looked at the man in front of her who kept grinning foolishly, her expression indescribably awkward.

The feeling is like encountering a strangely dressed person on the street, or seeing a lump of... well, you instinctively want to hide.

She frowned and quietly took a step back, trying to create some distance between herself and the other person.

This person seems a bit off. He's grinning like an idiot the moment we meet. Is he mentally unstable?

Lu Zhenxing had warned her before that there was a fool named Sha Zhu in the yard who was no good, and that she should avoid him if she saw him.

Ding Qiunan always treated Lu Zhenxing's words as gospel. If Zhenxing said to stay away, then she would definitely stay away.

Sha Zhu had no idea what Ding Qiunan was thinking. Seeing her back away, he assumed she didn't believe him, so he quickly slapped his thigh and said anxiously, "Sister Ding, you have to believe me! Everything I said is true, you're much prettier than Qin Huairu!"

Qin Huairu was a well-known pretty widow in this old courtyard.

Of everyone in the hospital, she was the prettiest.

Unfortunately, the situation changed immediately after Ding Qiunan married into the family.

Qin Huairu's moment of glory was quickly overshadowed by others.

Now, the title of the most beautiful woman in the courtyard has firmly and proudly fallen on Ding Qiunan's head.

There's nothing we can do; people are just naturally more attractive.

Sha Zhu is a guy who only cares about looks.

From the moment he first saw Ding Qiunan, he knew what was going on.

He wanted to be Ding Qiunan's lapdog.

He was even more enthusiastic than before when he was licking Qin Huairu's boots.

But this doesn't mean he stopped paying attention to Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu still had to lick, only now Ding Qiunan was also licking along with her.

Who says a simp can only simp with one woman?

If Sha Zhu had that ability, he would lick every single beautiful woman in the courtyard.

Right now, we can only focus on two things because of limited resources.

As a devoted sycophant, Shazhu even ranked them in his mind.

The one ranked first is Ding Qiunan.

The second one is Qin Huairu.

If Ding Qiunan and Qin Huairu ever fall out, Shazhu will definitely side with Ding Qiunan without even thinking.

Who made Ding Qiunan prettier?

Beauty is the ultimate truth.

Having made up his mind, Sha Zhu began to use all his charm to lick Ding Qiunan's boots.

He slapped his thigh suddenly, stared intently at Ding Qiunan, and spoke urgently.

"Xiao Ding, you're so much better than my Sister Qin. You're the one I like the most."

After saying this, Sha Zhu's face turned serious, his expression became extremely devout, and he added another sentence.

"Xiao Ding, I know what I'm about to say is a bit abrupt, but I just can't hold it in anymore—I've fallen in love with you."

My heart beats only for you. Even taking a breath is because of you.

Sha Zhu's eyes shone with a fascination, his expression serious and deeply affectionate.

"Xiao Ding, you have to believe me, my feelings for you are absolutely genuine!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes reddened, and he stared at Ding Qiunan expectantly, waiting for her reaction.

Actually, Sha Zhu had told Qin Huairu this set of words before.

Now it's just that Ding Qiunan is listening to it again.

Sha Zhu unconsciously rummaged through old grievances in his mind.

What was Qin Huairu's reaction after hearing his words?

He suddenly remembered.

That day, Qin Huairu didn't say a word, "slap!"

He slapped me across the face.

He was hit so hard that his head tilted to one side.

Even now, when he thinks about it, Sha Zhu's cheek still hurts.

Qin Huairu used all her strength in that slap.

He still remembers that pain.

Followed by.

"Snapped!"

Before he could react, a slap landed squarely on Sha Zhu's face.

Half of his face swelled up like a pig's head on the spot.

"what!"

Sha Zhu suddenly covered his face and let out a howl.

He stood there stunned, unable to come to his senses for a long time.

What exactly is going on?

He stared blankly at the air for several seconds.

It was only then that they finally understood—it was Ding Qiunan who had done it.

She slapped him hard across the face!

Sha Zhu was completely dumbfounded.

He stared at Ding Qiunan with disbelief, his eyes glistening with tears, looking like a heartbroken lover who had been abandoned.

Her voice trembled as she questioned, "Ding Qiunan, oh no, Qiunan, why did you hit me?"

Sha Zhu knew perfectly well what was going on; he had already revealed his true feelings.

This means that his relationship with Ding Qiunan is definitely closer than before.

Calling me by my full name again would seem too formal.

It would be more appropriate to call her Qiu Nan.

It sounds so intimate.

Besides, didn't Lu Zhenxing just shout that?

If Lu Zhenxing can shout, why can't Sha Zhu?

Sha Zhu was self-righteous and felt that he had done nothing wrong.

I never even thought about it.

Lu Zhenxing is Ding Qiunan's husband.

Calling someone more affectionate is perfectly fine, of course.

But who does that idiot Zhu think he is?

Why should we join in the chanting?

Sha Zhu's behavior would be considered thuggish by today's standards!

But he himself had no idea.

Ding Qiunan was so angry that her face turned red.

She bit her lip, her whole body trembling.

I've never seen such a shameless person in my life!

No wonder Zhenxing had told her to stay away from Shazhu.

She had seen through him long ago; he was no good.

But I never imagined he could be so shameless!

Just now, when Sha Zhu was talking to himself, he was talking to himself.

She couldn't hold back any longer and slapped him across the face.

Ding Qiunan thought that this guy should know what's good for him by now.

You have to have some dignity, no matter what.

To everyone's surprise, Sha Zhu actually stared at her with a victim's expression.

Why do you do this?

It seems that Ding Qiunan is a cold-blooded and ruthless woman.

He was disappointed in her devotion.

Pooh!

Ding Qiunan trembled with anger, tears welling in her eyes.

Sha Zhu even asked why he was being hit?

This is how you deal with shameless people!

Although Ding Qiunan is gentle by nature, she is not someone to be trifled with.

Moreover, Lu Zhenxing had given her instructions beforehand.

Tell her to be sure to protect herself.

Ding Qiunan must protect herself.

We must not let Zhenxing worry about it.

Ding Qiunan made a solemn vow in her heart.

Then he grabbed a broom from the side and swung it at Lu Zhenxing's head.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

It's like smashing a watermelon, each hit crisper than the last.

Ding Qiunan gripped a broom in her hand, whipping it while cursing.

"You filthy scoundrel! Get away from me!"

"What are you pretending to be so infatuated about? Who would believe your lying mouth!"

"Get out! Get out of here now! Don't let me see you again!"

This was the first time she had ever hit someone.

From childhood to adulthood, Ding Qiunan has always been gentle and kind, and has never argued with anyone.

But this time, Sha Zhu really pushed her to the limit.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have chased after him with a broom.

She never dared to even think about such a thing before.

How could I have done something so shameful because of this idiot Zhu?

Ugh!

The broom slammed solidly into Sha Zhu's face.

Nobody knows what kind of dirty things that broom had swept before.

Unfortunately, there was a piece of feces stuck to it, which was smeared directly onto his face.

"Snap—"

The piece of dung landed right in his mouth.

Sha Zhu hadn't reacted yet; his mouth was still open.

That thing just went into his mouth.

He even unconsciously smacked his lips.

Immediately afterwards—

"Ugh! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"

"Ugh—ugh—"

When he realized what was in his mouth, his face turned pale on the spot.

He vomited desperately, his whole body trembling.

The bile is almost gushing out.

Sha Zhu stuck his finger into his mouth and tried to get what he had swallowed out of his throat.

"vomit--"

That's manure!

That idiot Zhu actually ate feces?!

At that moment, he really wanted to be struck by lightning and killed.

She vomited until her face was completely pale, and she curled up like a shrimp.

Just as she was catching her breath, Ding Qiunan's broom came at her again.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

After a few sweeps, Sha Zhu clutched his forehead and howled.

"Ouch! My face! It hurts so much!"

"The broom poked my eye! Am I going to go blind?!"

"Stop hitting me! Qiu Nan, please spare me!"

He clutched his head and screamed in agony, his face full of grievance.

He simply couldn't understand where he had gone wrong.

He was telling the truth.

He was completely devoted to Ding Qiunan.

How could she be so cruel?

This is absolutely outrageous.

Qiu Nan, oh Qiu Nan.

I, Sha Zhu, have been so good to you, and you've done nothing but this.

But I don't blame you.

Who told me, Silly Zhu, to be so fixated on you!

Qiu Nan!

Sha Zhu put on a very convincing act in his mind, his face showing such a wronged expression that it was almost as if you could wring water out of it.

He felt from the bottom of his heart that Ding Qiunan did not understand his deep affection and had failed him.

Seeing his demeanor made Ding Qiunan feel nauseous.

I just couldn't take it anymore.

She grabbed a broom and aimed it at Sha Zhu's face.

"Snap"

A crisp sound.

Then she threw the broom on the ground.

Turning around, "bang!"

He slammed his own front door shut.

She never wanted to see Sha Zhu's disgusting face again in her life.

I might as well hide inside and bolt the door shut.

Sha Zhu was hit squarely by the broom handle.

He clutched his forehead and howled.

"Ouch! My head!"

As soon as I took my hand away.

A large red bump had already formed on his forehead.

It hurts, Silly Zhu!

Tears streamed down my face from the pain, and I felt like I was grinding my teeth to powder.

But what worried him even more was something else.

Ding Qiunan actually closed the door.

She went inside.

He, Shazhu, will never see Ding Qiunan again.

I couldn't even finish half a sentence with her.

Sha Zhu's face drained of all color in an instant.

It was as white as a sheet of paper.

He stared intently at the front door of Lu Zhenxing's house.

His eyeballs almost popped out.

He kept shouting.

"Qiu Nan, can you come out and say something to me? My feelings for you are truly sincere!"

"Qiu Nan, don't doubt me. Heaven can bear witness to my feelings for you!"

"Qiu Nan, come out here. I want to explain things to you face-to-face. You'll definitely be moved after hearing it! Qiu Nan!"

Sha Zhu squatted at Lu Zhenxing's door and howled for most of the day.

Ding Qiunan was inside the house, covering her ears with both hands.

I desperately tried to endure the torment of this noise.