Chen Shao, mounted on his horse, remained expressionless, silently reciting in his heart:

"smoke."

The familiar scene unfolded once again.

The first one.

An old man dressed in a dragon robe was squinting at a row of palace maids in front of him.

His gaze swept over each person's chest, waist, and buttocks.

His expression was focused, his gaze was experienced, and a faint lewd smile lingered at the corner of his mouth.

The system no longer lets him guess; it thoughtfully provides subtitles instead.

"So it was Li Longji."

Chen Shao was quite calm as he extracted the entries.

Even Li Shimin can be made into something abstract.

Moreover, this Li Longji.

[The Song of Rainbow Feathers] [The Patriarch of the Pear Garden] [Husband's Current Offense]?

It doesn't matter, I'll just pick one. I'm easygoing.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Countless Women Slept With.]

[Having seen countless women: You can tell a woman's measurements with an accuracy of less than half a millimeter.]

Chen Shao's lips twitched.

This entry can only be described as better than nothing.

The second one.

An old man was playing with the imperial seal, carefully wiping it with a silk handkerchief.

If you look closely, you can clearly see that a corner of the imperial seal has just been patched up.

Oh, I don't even need to look to know who Chen Shao is.

This person is suspected to be a competitor.

Wang Mang!

Empress Wang Zhengjun, the aunt of Wang Mang and the wife of Emperor Yuan of Han, was filled with grief and indignation when she saw that the Wang family, who had received great favors from the Han Dynasty, had committed treason.

Pick up the imperial seal and smash it against him.

The dragon-tiger knob on that imperial seal was chipped off at one corner.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Transmigrator.]

[Transmigrator: You have a very forward-thinking perspective, especially when it comes to unusual and ingenious techniques like wearing short skirts; you are quite proficient in these.]

"Damn, I knew it!"

I thought the transmigrator would give me some kind of buy-one-get-one-free perk from the system, but it turns out I've been made into sexy lingerie.

Legend has it that Wang Mang often provided these things for his concubines.

This entry isn't entirely unjustified.

Of course, now that Wang Mang has arrived, how long will Liu Xiu continue to hide?

Chen Shao was extremely envious of that devastating ultimate move: [Falling Stars]!

The third one.

A young man with blue eyes and a purple beard stood on a warship, commanding his army to cross the river with great enthusiasm.

They were quickly driven back by a hail of arrows from the other side.

They crossed again, only to be shot back again.

They crossed again, only to be shot back again.

An older player nearby couldn't stand it any longer and whispered a reminder:

"My lord, shall we cross at another place?"

The subtitles next to it read: Hefei War God, Sun Shiwan.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Jiangdong Rat.]

[Jiangdong Rat: Shouting "Jiangdong rat" at people from Jiangdong has a forced mocking effect.]

The fourth picture.

He was an emperor who performed on a theatrical stage.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Entertainer.]

[The Actor Emperor: You're very good at opera.]

"Sigh," Chen Shao sighed, then looked at the fifth picture.

This is someone I know well.

Zhao Guangyi.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: The progenitor of the sex scandal.]

[The originator of the sex photo scandal: You seem to have a penchant for recording these kinds of things.]

"..."

The sixth picture, coincidentally, is also by the same person.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Breaking Bad.]

Breaking Bad: You are immune to all poisons.

"Finally, a decent one."

The only downside is that this entry doesn't require you to be an expert in making all kinds of poisons; that would be even more impressive.

Zhao Guangyi deserves this entry by no means.

Throughout his life, he used poison to send off too many high-ranking figures.

Zhao Kuangyin (suspected), Li Yu, the last ruler of the Southern Tang Dynasty, Meng Chang, the last ruler of the Later Shu Dynasty, Qian Chu, the King of Wuyue, and his younger brother Zhao Tingmei...

When the seventh image lights up.

Chen Shaohu's body trembled.

Outside the gate, the camps of the eighteen warlords stretched endlessly.

Inside the central command tent, Guan Yu sat at the lower end, with a bowl of hot wine in front of him.

In the main seat at the center of the tent, a fat man with a face full of scars was spouting nonsense, boasting about how brave his generals were.

Guan Yu stood up and bowed towards the person in the main seat:

"I'll be right back!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn a general card and obtained the entry: "Slaying Hua Xiong while the wine is still warm."]

[Warm Wine to Slay Hua Xiong: Temporarily and significantly increases combat power; invincible while the wine is warm, but its effect diminishes when the wine cools.]

The eighth image.

A young emperor was pale:

"Quick! Quick! Prepare the boats and get out to sea! We really need to take refuge at sea!"

Zhao Gou? Chen Shao could guess it without even looking at the subtitles.

Zhao Gou's appearance was as expected.

After all, both the legendary figures of Gaoliang River Car God and Yimu Crossing the River have appeared.

How could the king of this escape route not step out?

The screen then displayed a map of the Song Dynasty.

An arrow is frantically darting across the map.

Starting from Yingtian Prefecture, the journey proceeded first to Yangzhou, then to Lin'an, then to Shaoxing, and finally to Mingzhou.

Finally, the arrow appeared at sea.

Chen Shaozhen was afraid that this scene might suddenly lead to a comment: "Something that can run like that must need a good car. Let's look at some used cars..."

He quickly shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Flying Man of the Sea.]

[Sea Flying Man: You're a born pirate king; you can even ride a horse and run a distance on the sea.]

The ninth image is of Boss Cao.

Chen Shao immediately shouted to skip the scene, which was truly unbearable for those beautiful ladies.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn a training card...]

Chen Shao almost fell off his horse.

"Training...training card?"

Since acquiring this system, Chen Shao should have had fifty chances to draw prizes.

I've drawn Emperor Card and General Card, from Erfeng to Dasong Ersong.

I've never seen a training card.

[Training Card: Allows for basic recruitment after use.]

This is directly given to troops or personnel!

There are countless things related to Prime Minister Cao.

The man had five outstanding generals, five great strategists, eight tiger cavalry, and two elite guards...

The army includes top-tier units such as the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, the Beiwei Army, and the Xuanjia Army.

Whichever one you get, it's like taking off from the spot.

Chen Shaoping held his breath and concentrated.

My hands were trembling slightly as I waited for the system to draw a prize.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have acquired: a tomb raiding team.]

"???"

"WCNMD!"

Chen Shao broke through the defenses this time; the other entries can be left as abstract.

You're going to make the military seem abstract to me?

What would I need this tomb raiding team for?

The aluminum cloth next to him perked up and immediately whispered:

"Your Majesty, my mother has long since..."

I'm not insulting you.

Chen Shao waved his hand and focused intently on the control panel.

【Tomb Raiding Team: Automatically obtains a professional tomb raiding team with a strength of 500 people after use.】

Proficient in tomb raiding, coffin opening, and deciphering mechanisms.

I am a proper emperor.

You want me to lead men to dig up people's ancestral graves?

This...this...it doesn't seem like it's impossible?

Chen Shao shook his head, dismissing the strange idea.

There are no entries for "waste," only "wasteful people."

The combination of a tomb raiding team and a tomb raiding captain is simply perfect.

Even if it's not tomb raiding, one can still make a name for oneself and achieve great success in the tunnel digging industry!

At worst, they could flick the "Tomb Raider" onto the aluminum cloth, making this fickle fellow work exclusively underground.

The last image.

The sky is vast and the fields are boundless; the wind blows the grass low, revealing cattle and sheep.

A young man in a tattered robe sat by a campfire, his arm around a grassland woman. The two were chatting and laughing, seemingly flirting.

"It's quite refreshing and romantic." Chen Shao was a little incredulous when he drew this style of art for the first time.

The man in the picture speaks fluent local dialect, making the girl giggle.

Every now and then, his little fists would pound wildly on his chest.

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Zhu Qizhen!

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