Even emperors have it tough, so don't be too picky about the entries.
Chapter 11 [Our Fathers Besieged]
Chen Shao was taken aback:
"what?"
How am I considered rude?
The Empress Dowager rolled her eyes at him, "As the ruler of a country, you should have the demeanor of one."
"What kind of behavior is this, constantly using the 'I'm the one' thing?"
"Not only did you force-feed the dignified Vice Minister of Revenue eggs, but you also used foul language and had officials send you gifts... truly..."
"If this gets out, what will become of the royal family's reputation? I will also lose face."
...As expected, everything was under her surveillance.
"Yes, yes, I understand."
"Just remembering isn't enough. I've thought it over. You need to improve your manners."
"I intend to invite a great Confucian scholar of our time to teach you the ways of the sage and the art of the emperor."
Chen Shao naturally knew that this was probably someone who had come to spy on him.
But at this point, the situation was beyond our control.
Even if the Empress Dowager wanted him to serve her in bed, he would have to go crying.
"Your Majesty has gone to great lengths."
"Your Majesty, I have come here today with another matter, and I request Your Majesty's permission."
"What is it?"
"The Empress Dowager said in court that regardless of whether I win or lose, she will grant me one request: I wish to leave the palace."
"Leaving the palace?"
The Empress Dowager frowned. If it weren't for the fact that Chen Shao's flattery had made her feel so good, she would have refused outright by now.
"Why would you leave the palace for no reason?"
"Is there anything I can help you with?"
If I go to a prostitute, can you help me?
Chen Shao laughed:
"Your subject wishes to visit a brothel."
The hall fell silent instantly.
The two palace maids behind the Empress Dowager nearly burst out laughing, but dared not utter a sound.
The Empress Dowager was stunned. She thought she had misheard. Visiting a brothel?
The mighty Emperor of Great Yan, wasting this hard-won opportunity to visit a brothel?
What kind of behavior is this!
"Ridiculous, you..."
"Your Majesty, you've been holding it in for so long."
Chen Shao looked aggrieved. "Your Majesty, you know your son well. When Father was alive, he was very strict with me, and I rarely had the chance to leave the palace. Now I am eighteen years old, and I am at the age when I am strong, vigorous and virile..."
Oh right, he's still a virgin.
Thinking of this, the Empress Dowager's heart melted.
No... what does that have to do with anything?!
How can you say something like this so openly and so confidently!
But then I thought, going to a brothel is much better than going to a minister's house.
After a moment's consideration, the Empress Dowager suddenly nodded in relief:
"Just go and broaden your horizons, experience the lives of ordinary people. You are of noble status, so you must never go to such places, and you must never be defiled by those prostitutes."
"Once I have some free time, I'll select some concubines for you, which will also help alleviate your immediate crisis."
"Let Eunuch Wei accompany you, so you can have someone to look after you."
Chen Shao was overjoyed and expressed his gratitude.
...
After he left, the maid frowned:
"Your Majesty, isn't it inappropriate for him to leave the palace now?"
The Empress Dowager snorted coldly, "What, are you trying to teach me how to do things?"
"This servant dares not." The palace maid immediately knelt down, drenched in sweat.
"With Eunuch Wei watching over him, what can he possibly do?"
The Empress Dowager smiled coldly, but inwardly she was extremely pleased; this was a form of intellectual suppression.
How laughable, how ridiculous!
You've only seen the first floor; I'm already on the fifth.
"Your Majesty, it's this Emperor who's using sweet words, seemingly trying to win your favor..."
Upon hearing this, the Empress Dowager flew into a rage.
These words really touched a nerve with her.
What does it mean to deliberately try to please me?
He said I was young and beautiful, but that's a lie.
"If any of you were even a tenth as good as Chen Shao, I wouldn't be so bored every day!"
"Slap yourself!"
......
With the Empress Dowager's permission, Chen Shao and Eunuch Wei immediately changed into civilian clothes and left the palace incognito.
As soon as he stepped out of the palace gate, Chen Shao felt a long-lost sense of freedom.
He went to the palace to deliver the message that day, but he never expected things to turn out this way.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, on taking your first step out of the palace and stepping out of the palace gates. This is a great step towards escaping your puppet fate. You have been granted an extra chance to draw a prize. Do you want to/do you want to draw a prize?]
Chen Shao paused, surprised. What a stroke of good news!
The current lottery has been inflated to five million taels.
"Draw!" he silently chanted in his mind without hesitation.
The familiar scene of a brilliant starry sky reappeared.
Amidst the starlight, the figures of emperors and generals appeared and disappeared.
As the scene shifts, a magnificent palace appears before your eyes.
The courtiers stood solemnly in the hall.
A young emperor sat on the dragon throne.
An old eunuch led a deer slowly into the hall.
"Your Majesty, is this a deer or a horse?"
Eh?
Chen Shao's eyes lit up.
Zhao Gao!
Although Zhao Gao was a terrible person, his biography is really good.
[Calling a deer a horse] [Don't pretend to be aloof] [Keep the death a secret] [Hold immense power] [I will climb the ladder step by step] [The Dune Scheme]
Just as I was thinking this, the image froze.
The young emperor raised his head and revealed a silly, foolish smile.
Hu Hai?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the Emperor Card and obtained the entry: Deceptive!]
[Fathers as enemies: When you are attacked or persecuted, the harm will be transferred to your fathers, who will bear all the consequences for you.]
Chen Shao could hardly believe his eyes.
Has this system been abstracted to this extent?
However, it's not unreasonable that Hu Hai has this entry.
He squandered such a vast empire with ease, leaving Emperor Taizong with countless accusations.
Tsk tsk.
As for one's own parents... that's not out of the question either.
He came to his senses.
Having traveled through time, this is the first time I've truly looked at this ancient city.
The entire capital city remains a vibrant and lively scene of everyday life.
"The infrastructure capabilities of the ancients are truly remarkable."
Chen Shao sighed repeatedly.
Unfortunately, this magnificent ancient city is very likely to be trampled to the ground by the Northern Barbarian cavalry.
The two were not in a hurry. In order to conceal their purpose, they began to wander aimlessly.
Meanwhile, in a teahouse, a pair of eyes were watching Chen Shao's every move with a gloomy expression.
Crown Prince Chen Jing!
He went out for a stroll and some tea, but unexpectedly, he encountered the sixth prince who had tried to seize his throne.
"This is truly a stroke of luck!"
Chen Jing gave a cold laugh.
The humiliation of that slap still stings.
The whole capital is now buzzing with rumors that he, the royal family's number one expert, is a complete fraud.
How can anyone tolerate this!
"Your Highness!"
A man in black behind him lowered his voice:
"Should we get rid of him?"
"Our Golden Wind and Fine Rain Pavilion is the most renowned assassin organization in the martial arts world."
"With just your order, I guarantee he'll die without anyone knowing."
Chen Jing asked in a deep voice, "Of course I want him dead, but what are your plans?"
"Of course, it was an assassination in the street."
"inappropriate."
The eldest prince shook his head. "It's one thing that Yuwen Chen was defeated in one move, but the key point is that even I, the eldest prince, am no match for him."
"Are you sure your Golden Wind and Drizzle Pavilion can do that?"
The man in black was taken aback, his heart filled with horror. It was one thing for the First Prince to be defeated by him in one move, but Yuwen Chendu was also defeated?
When masters clash, especially the most elite, it can take several hours to determine a winner.
If a single move could solve the problem, the difference would be enormous.
He asked himself honestly, and he knew it was absolutely impossible.
Chen Jing stood up, walked to the window, and stared intently at the young emperor's back.
"This person's cultivation is profound. If we want to take his life, we cannot defeat him by force; we can only outsmart him."
"What kind of wisdom is this?"
"hehe."
Chen Jingzhi smiled knowingly.
"You assassins, you don't even know as much as I, the prince?"
"Lead him into a brothel."
"An accidental death caused by excessive indulgence!"
...
The civil officials of the Great Yan Dynasty wielded immense power and had considerable influence.
Where there are many civil officials, the brothel industry will inevitably flourish.
In the Great Yan Dynasty, brothels were absolutely ubiquitous, with one every ten steps and one every hundred.
It directly contributed significantly to the GDP of Beijing.
"Grandpa, come up and have some fun!"
"Young master, shall I have a couple of drinks with you?"
"The finest orchids are bigger than a head!"
A cacophony of sweet, soft voices filled the streets.
On the second floor, a thinly dressed girl beckoned to Hongxiu, behaving unrestrainedly.
It gave Chen Shaodu the feeling of being in a shopping mall street.
Spring Breeze Pavilion!
Chen Shao went inside alone.
Whether it was because the yin energy inside was too heavy, or because he knew nothing would happen to him if he went there, Eunuch Wei didn't know.
In short, he hid in the shadows to protect Chen Shao's safety.
The lobby on the first floor was bustling with activity, filled with the vibrant energy of women.
The girls carried wine jugs and moved among the guests, their laughter filling the air.
As soon as he stood still, the madam swayed her slender waist and came to greet him.
This madam was clearly an expert in this field; her eyes were incredibly sharp.
He looked Chen Shao up and down.
I could smell a certain aura – elegance!
This person is either a second-generation official or an extremely wealthy second-generation rich kid.
"Oh, young master, you look unfamiliar. Is this your first time here?"
Without wasting any words, Chen Shao took out a silver ingot from his sleeve and stuffed it directly into the madam's bodice.
"Summon all those with bigger heads than me and give me the best private room."
"Young master, you mentioned those Hu women. Aren't you afraid of their muttony smell?"
"They all look the same even if you pinch your nose."
The madam was taken aback, then immediately began pounding Chen Shao's chest with her fists.
"Young master, you're wicked."
...
A moment later, in the private room, girls dressed in various revealing gauze dresses lined up in front of Chen Shao.
Both plump and slender women have their own merits.
There were even two blond, blue-eyed men with bulging chests.
It's no exaggeration to say it's bigger than a head.
Although it's very tempting, and any one of them could be considered a top-tier internet celebrity, Chen Shaozhi is not among them.
His mind was filled with thoughts of that old eunuch, Wang Zheng.
We're just here to buy time until it gets dark.
He subconsciously waved his hand: "Change to another batch."
The madam wasn't angry.
But what happens next...
"Change to a different batch."
"Change to a different batch."
"Change to a different batch."
"..."
The madam felt humiliated.
This is an insult to the reputation of his Chunfengdeyilou restaurant.
It is also an insult to his professional dignity.
"Please wait a moment, young master!" she said through gritted teeth.
This time, they brought in only one woman.
"This is the most expensive one we have here!"
Chen Shao glanced at it subconsciously and couldn't help but marvel.
The woman had exquisite features, with eyebrows like distant mountains and eyes like autumn water.
Her appearance was secondary; the key was that amidst all the glitz and glamour of the world, she exuded an ethereal quality, detached from worldly affairs and vying for attention.
"This humble servant is Su Ruolan, and greets you, young master."
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