In front of Superman, you have no choice but to give yourself to a little girl.

Where were we?

Deadpool pretended to think for a moment, then suddenly turned to Peter, "Kid! Spider-Man is my best buddy!"

After saying that, he didn't forget to wink at Wayne, "Except for you, boss, of course."

"What the hell?"

Peter looked completely bewildered and racked his brains for a moment—he didn't remember ever seeing this guy before.

Seeing that Peter genuinely didn't recognize Deadpool, Gwen couldn't help but ask, "Where did you meet Spider-Man?"

"On TV! I fell in love with him at first sight!"

"..."

For a moment, everyone was unsure whether to criticize "on TV" or "love at first sight".

Even Viper was starting to have doubts. Keeping this guy around as a figurehead... wouldn't that tarnish their reputation?

Although they didn't care about their reputation when they were Hydra, they are now adorable and charming good guys.

Viper gave Wayne a look—you're the boss, you decide.

"...Tell him to tone it down a bit in the meantime."

Reluctantly, Wayne ultimately chose to keep Deadpool.

Although this guy is rather abstract, compared to the others who aren't very familiar with him, Deadpool is barely, probably, and should... possibly a decent teammate?

"..."

When Wayne's words reached his ears, Deadpool froze for half a second, his eyes widening suddenly, his face, which resembled a Shar-Pei's, filled with disbelief beneath his mask.

He thought he would be rejected again, or even thrown out of the building...

Deadpool silently stepped forward, without overreacting, and simply hugged Wayne's arm tightly. "Thanks, boss."

Although Wayne held his head back to prevent him from getting closer, Deadpool didn't seem to care at all.

"I assure you..."

The next second, Deadpool, unable to contain his excitement, drew his twin swords from his back, performed a series of sword flourishes, and then did a backflip, tossing the swords into the air.

He caught himself upon landing, striking a pose befitting a serious secret agent. "Wade Wilson is definitely not just a clown who only knows how to act silly!"

Seeing Deadpool's unusually serious demeanor, he almost fooled everyone else.

As a result, he didn't last three seconds before his true colors were revealed again.

"Shit! I've worked my butt off for over a decade! I thought I'd only ever be able to fight Wolverine and get screen time for the rest of my life!"

Deadpool knelt on the ground, pounding his fists on the floor, looking like he was about to burst into tears.

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Then he jumped up, pulled out a marker and a notebook from behind PG, and said, "Let me think, let me think... In future promotional posters, I'll stand... the boss will stand in the center!"

"But as the number two, I need to stand in a prominent position. Standing behind the boss? I'd have to be over two meters tall... Could you add a stool?"

Deadpool repeatedly drew cartoon chibi characters in his notebook, then tore the paper out of his hand, dissatisfied. "Standing in front of the boss? Wouldn't that be too inconspicuous? After all, my ** is only a few centimeters away from the boss's **."

"Oh~ my golden-haired idol... why do I look like a errand boy standing next to you?"

Seemingly oblivious to the strange looks from others, Deadpool abruptly turned to Viper. "I need to double-check, I do have a private room in the Watchtower, right?"

"Normally, yes, but I'm not entirely sure..."

Viper smiled politely and gestured for him to look at Wayne. "After all, if you keep making a fuss, the adults might make you live in a doghouse."

"..."

Sweating profusely, Deadpool mechanically turned his head, his gaze meeting Wayne's bloodshot, emotionless eyes.

"Haha... Um? Oh yeah! I have to go on a mission!"

Deadpool stared at Viper with the tension of someone grasping at a straw. "Hurry! Hurry! What do you need me to do? I'll even clean the toilet!"

"There is indeed one."

Viper took out a phone that appeared to be nothing more than a transparent screen. "The action team in California has run into a small problem. I was originally planning to send more teams over, but since you have the time..."

"Yes, yes, yes! I may not have other abilities, but I'm incredibly good at surviving! I have plenty of time!"

With that, Deadpool drew his twin swords from his back and charged into the elevator, yelling, "Superhero Wade Wilson is online! Villains, you better wash your necks and wait!"

"I hope you enjoy the lame jokes I tell you when you get attacked!"

The elevator doors closed.

Seemingly realizing something, Wayne turned to Viper. "Did you grant him permission?"

"no."

The viper obediently shook its head.

"..."

A moment of silence fell over the surroundings.

Deadpool's voice came from inside the elevator again, "Hello? Anyone out there? Boss? Snake? Blonde chick? Glasses baby? Kidney-deficient guy?"

"??!"

Harry glanced at the others in disbelief, confirming that the "kidney-deficient man" Deadpool had mentioned was indeed referring to him!

Holy crap! Why am I the one who gets kidney deficiency?!

Although Harry has been feeling a bit weak lately, he can assure you he's definitely not weak! At least not with kidney deficiency!

Furious, Harry was about to confront Deadpool when Peter grabbed his shoulder.

"He's trying to provoke you."

Peter shook his head, suppressing a laugh. Although his nickname "Baby Glasses" was also annoying, it was still better than Harry's "Kidney Deficiency Man".

"That's right, Harry, believe in yourself. You usually do pretty well in PE class, so it's definitely not an exaggeration."

Wayne's powerful facial expressions convinced Harry that he truly believed it.

"Don't let him out yet, let him stay by himself for a while?"

Even Gwen was getting impatient with Deadpool's mouth. If it were anyone else, she would have been polite enough not to say anything bad even if she didn't help or say anything nice.

But Deadpool has no manners whatsoever, and he even mentioned licking her boyfriend in his words... which makes it really hard for Gwen to give him a good look.

I'm going out for a bit.

With his super vision, Wayne saw that the villains were causing trouble in New York every day, and he was about to leave.

"Sir, you don't need to trouble yourself. Our men can handle it."

For villains who aren't too outrageous, Viper has plenty of manpower and heavy firepower.

"No, I just have a little itch to do it."

After saying that, Wayne's body seemed to vanish into nothingness, passing through the wall and flying over Manhattan.

Seeing this, Gwen didn't hesitate. "I think my phone charm just fell off. I'll go back and pick it up!"

After saying that, Gwen turned and left.

"Um... I need to use the restroom! Yes! I'm going to the restroom!"

After saying that, Peter hurriedly ran away.

Harry, who had subconsciously raised his hand, hadn't said anything when he saw Viper, who still had things to do, turn and walk toward the empty elevator—such a large building couldn't possibly have only one elevator.

Confused, Harry scratched his head and looked around at the empty surroundings. "Why am I all alone?"

"No, brother, you still have me."

Just then, Deadpool's suggestive voice came from inside the elevator, which made Harry's face darken, and he immediately left.

"Hey? Hello? No! Come back! Oh no!!!"