In front of Superman, you have no choice but to give yourself to a little girl.

Deep in the Siberian permafrost lies a top-secret underground military base dating back to the Soviet Cold War.

Deep beneath the rock strata, in a secret room within this still-operating large military base, lies a facility filled with various superhuman live experimental devices.

Deep inside the room, a large object covered by a black cloth stood silently.

As the space distorted, a pervert in a tight-fitting suit appeared in the empty, eerily quiet room.

"Where is this?"

Deadpool scratched his head, looking around in confusion, until he saw... "Wow! The new Steel S?!"

Deadpool grabbed a metal can of chemicals from a nearby lab bench, looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then quietly stuffed it into his pocket.

"Chainsaws, machine guns, scalpels... Oh ho ho~ Are flirting toys this special? Looks like the people here have self-healing abilities like me."

"And what are these glass bottles? Is it drug C?"

Deadpool glanced around furtively again, and after confirming that no one was around, he picked up a glass test tube and took a sip.

Sizzle—the strong acid corroded directly from Deadpool's mouth to his PG, and then dripped from his PG to the ground.

"..."

Deadpool silently stared at the pool of acid on the ground, then casually grabbed a black cloth from the side and wiped his buttocks.

Because of his action, the cryogenic hibernation chamber behind the black cloth was completely exposed.

"What is this?"

Deadpool peered through the glass of the hibernation pod and saw a middle-aged man fast asleep inside. "A high-fidelity sex doll? Cryopreserved? That's really high-class. Rich people play with fancy things."

After a moment's thought, Deadpool started rummaging around in the hibernation pod, muttering to himself as he did so, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to test how well the lifelike doll works, I just want to take it out and look at this high-end stuff."

Deadpool quickly found the switch to the hibernation pod, and with the release of icy cold air, the hibernation pod was fully opened.

"ah!!!"

As a result, the "lifelike doll" inside went berserk the moment it woke up, staring at the pile of "torture instruments" on the experimental table, roaring as it rushed out and smashed them and the entire room.

Watching the "lifelike doll" smash through the lab table with one punch and then shatter the room's wall with another, Deadpool stood to the side, stroking his chin with a bewildered expression. "Can anyone tell me why this lifelike doll is so violent? Where's the instruction manual?"

"A lifelike doll?"

After venting his frustrations, the soldier boy gasped for breath to calm himself down, unaware that the faint light that had been flickering in his chest had dimmed.

Turning his head abruptly, the soldier boy stared at the tight-fitting idiot in front of him, whom he truly didn't recognize. "You want to mess with me?"

Upon hearing this, Deadpool immediately waved his hands in denial, "No! No way! How could that be!"

"Then why did you mistake me for... Fuck!"

Enraged, the soldier boy glared at Deadpool and couldn't help but curse, "You look like a stupid clown doing odd jobs in a circus."

"Hey! I can't pretend I didn't hear that!"

Still confident in his suit, Deadpool angrily drew the twin swords from his back.

Despite not showing any outward disdain for Deadpool who rescued him, and even showing some gratitude, Soldier Boy was not one to be a "coward" and remain unmoved in the face of provocation!

Just as the soldier boy was about to teach this tight-fitting weirdo a lesson, an alarm suddenly blared throughout the entire military base.

"Fuck! They've noticed!"

Realizing he needed to leave quickly, the soldier glanced at Deadpool, gritted his teeth, and decided to warn him, "Don't just stand there like an idiot if you don't want to die!"

This is a large Soviet military base. Once the enemy surrounds it... The soldier boy wasn't afraid, but he was worried that he would be drugged again and locked up.

Thinking that they hadn't had time to lay down their trap, the boy started running—though he was a little slow.

Seeing this, Deadpool shrugged and then called out to the soldier boy, "Hey! Running that way will just lead you straight into them!"

The soldier turned around, his face full of frustration and anxiety. "Then what do you suggest we do?"

"Hehe! Just watch your performance, Uncle Wade!"

As Deadpool spoke, he kicked the brick wall, revealing a special alloy wall several tens of centimeters thick behind it—as the soldier's laboratory and cage, it was naturally not made of ordinary steel plates to prevent the soldier from escaping.

Deadpool gripped his twin blades tightly, the red-hot blades striking the alloy wall with ease, cutting through the extremely strong alloy as easily as a hot knife through butter.

"What kind of knife is this?"

Looking at those two unstoppable longswords, the soldier suddenly felt that his shield was no longer appealing... even though he didn't have his shield in his hands anymore.

Just then, the sound of hurried, rapid footsteps behind him interrupted his thoughts. "Quick! Get out!"

……

While the two were evading a large number of Soviet soldiers, the commander at the military base also encountered another troublesome matter.

"Sir, you should take a look at this."

A soldier handed over a blurry photograph with a panicked expression.

The commander took it and saw that it seemed to be a humanoid shape floating in mid-air.

"He's only 30 kilometers from the base, and he's getting closer!"

The soldier explained that they had captured the image using a telephoto infrared sensor and a special camera mounted on the base's mountainside. "Sir, please give the order."

"It must be some kind of superhuman thing those Americans came up with."

The commander merely frowned at this, then ordered, "Shoot it down."

……

When Deadpool dug himself out of the mountain base like a groundhog, the two witnessed what happened next.

Countless anti-aircraft guns and anti-aircraft missiles were launched from the military base, all flying towards a tall, white-gold figure in the distance.

Boom! The clouds several kilometers around were blasted apart, while Wayne remained calm and collected, his hands behind his back, as he slowly flew towards the base.

Upon seeing this, Deadpool immediately began to wail and scream. The soldier managed to glean words like "boss" and "come save me" from Deadpool's incoherent ramblings.

Looking back and forth between the figure in the distance and Deadpool in disbelief, the soldier couldn't connect the two. "Is that your boss?"

"Yeah, isn't he incredibly handsome?"

Deadpool draped his arm over the soldier's shoulder. "Too bad you're not a woman, otherwise I would have introduced you to him... Of course, if I were a woman, I would have gone for it too..."

The soldier, who always hated being called effeminate, surprisingly didn't argue or respond. He just stared at the approaching figure in the distance and couldn't help but mutter to himself, "Is that even human?"

At that moment, he had only one thought in his mind: how long had he been imprisoned?

If my memory serves me right, he's the strongest superhuman in the world, right? Wot created this monster while he was imprisoned? Does that mean Wot has already ruled the world?

To be hit head-on by that number of anti-aircraft guns and anti-aircraft missiles and still be completely unharmed, without even moving... Even if the soldier was very confident in his body, he could guarantee 100% that he absolutely could not do it.