One person: plays Wendy, the most carefree director of Nadu.

Jia Zhengliang looked up at the brightly colored sign in front of him—Heaven on Earth Entertainment Club—and couldn't help but swallow.

"Are you... serious?"

"Why did you bring me here in broad daylight?"

"And this name... something just doesn't feel right..."

"You're overthinking it."

"They've already opened the door, which means we can go in. Why do you care if it's daytime or not?"

"As for the name, isn't it a nice-sounding name?"

As Su Mu spoke, he pushed Jia Zhengliang inside with both hands.

"Alright, alright, let's go!"

"I guarantee you, inside you'll enjoy an absolutely wonderful experience surrounded by beautiful women, so pleasurable you won't be able to breathe!"

"Surrounded by beautiful women?" Jia Zhengliang blushed slightly. "Well, okay then."

Su Mu's move perfectly captured the naive Xiao Liang, who longed for beautiful women in big cities.

But if Xu San were here, he would definitely hold Jia Zhengliang back and prevent him from going in.

It wasn't because he didn't want Su Mu to lead Jia Zhengliang astray.

But he had been here before.

That's right, it's the place where Su Mu once brought him, and he almost got hurt.

The details of what happened between the two at the Heaven on Earth will not be elaborated here.

Anyway, the system beeped several times during the process—

[Ding! Detected that the host has made a friend break down; role-playing progress +1]

[Ding! Detected that the host has allowed a friend to break through the defenses, role-playing progress +1]

[Ding! Detected that the host has been continuously weakening the defenses of the same person. Role-playing progress +1]

Current progress: 48/100

In the next room, Su Mu listened to Jia Zhengliang's loud howls while enjoying himself, and smiled slightly.

Fresh chives are definitely easier to cut!

The next day, at 8 a.m., the two of them walked out together.

Su Mu was still smiling slightly as usual, with lipstick marks all over his face and neck.

Jia Zhengliang, however, had a messy head of hair, dark circles under his eyes, sunken cheeks, and a button torn off his clothes, looking like a refugee who had just experienced famine.

Jia Zhengliang turned to look at Su Mu, his face full of existential doubt.

"Su Mu... is this what you meant by being surrounded by beautiful women?"

"You call a bunch of wrinkled aunties, the same age as my mom, beautiful?"

"Xiao Liang, I really need to have a word with you about this."

Su Mu slowly took out a handkerchief and wiped off the lipstick from his face and neck.

"You just said that the beautiful women serving you are all aunties the same age as your mother."

"Then let me ask you, if we went back twenty years, wouldn't they have been beautiful?"

"Or do you think that your mother first went through life and death to give birth to you, and then raised you with great difficulty for twenty years... doesn't she qualify as a beauty?"

"Hmm? Answer me!"

Jia Zhengliang opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't utter a single word.

He meows!

So you're talking about the old-fashioned style of play right off the bat?

"What about the promise to make me feel so good I can't breathe?"

"Forget about whether you enjoyed it or not, just tell me if it made you unable to breathe?"

I can't breathe, I really can't breathe.

Not only were there so many people surrounding him, but one of the women had bad breath that almost made him faint the whole time...

But isn't the key point to have fun?

What if I can't breathe?!

"What I want is to have fun!"

"I want to feel so good I can't breathe, not be suffocated by your bad breath, you bastard!"

"Tell me, did you arrange this for me on purpose?"

"Hehe~"

"Hey, what does that mean? Blanching!"

[Ding! Detected that the host has replicated a classic catchphrase that has broken down defenses. Role-playing progress +1]

Current progress: 49/100

Not bad, not bad, you'll be unlocking a new ability soon. Your decision to persuade Jia Zhengliang to come to you was incredibly wise!

A smile appeared on Su Mu's lips.

"You're still laughing? I'll fucking kill you..."

Jia Zhengliang's face was flushed red; if a thermometer were inserted into his mouth right now, he would probably explode in a heartbeat.

"Damn it, if I ever play with you again, I'm a dog!"

"I'm leaving! Goodbye!"

"No, it's goodbye forever!"

Jia Zhengliang turned and left angrily.

Damn it, if my Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife hadn't exploded, I would have definitely made a few holes in it!

The Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife was shot and destroyed by this guy, and even if I really had it now, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to make a hole in this bastard's body...

Oh no! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!

Seeing that Jia Zhengliang was really about to leave, Su Mu quickly called out, "Hey, are you really leaving?"

"You don't actually think I'm deliberately trying to set you up, do you?"

"Isn't that right?" Jia Zhengliang turned around. "I trusted you so much, and you—"

His words got stuck in his throat before he could finish speaking.

Because, Su Mu pulled out a stack of photos from somewhere.

The photos feature a variety of beautiful women, some charming and cute, others sexy and alluring.

Each photo also has a lipstick mark on it, each a different color.

"This is…?"

Su Mu stepped forward and handed the photo to Jia Zhengliang.

"Here you go, this is the contact information I got for you while you were enjoying yourself."

Jia Zhengliang picked up a photo, looked at it, and flipped it over. He found that besides the phone number, there was a line of text written on it—

Susu told me you're a really interesting person, and I'm really interested. If you'd like to hang out with me too, just call me!

Jia Zhengliang's eyes widened.

"What... what is this?!"

"Brother..." Su Mu patted Jia Zhengliang on the shoulder.

"I spent the whole night drinking with other people to create this opportunity for you."

"I know you like pretty girls in the city, but what you want is never a love affair that costs 500 yuan a time. What you want is sweet, pure, and lasting true love!"

"Is that right?"

"Uh...yes, that's right."

"That's why I understand you!" Su Mu patted Jia Zhengliang's shoulder heavily. "I deliberately arranged for these experienced and skilled aunties to let you experience hardship, but also to teach you something real."

Mencius once said, “When Heaven is about to place a great responsibility on a person, it will first test his sinews and bones and subject him to hunger and thirst.”

"I'm laying the foundation for your sweet love story to come!"

"No rainbow without rain."

Jia Zhengliang nodded repeatedly.

"Yes...that's right, that's exactly it."

"So, everything is now ready."

Su Mu pointed at the photo in Jia Zhengliang's hand, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and left him with his back to Jia Zhengliang.

"I've done everything I could to help you."

"From now on, it's all up to you."

Looking at Su Mu's not-so-tall, but seemingly several stories high, Jia Zhengliang felt his blood boil.

I deserve to die!

They actually misunderstood Su Mu's good intentions!

He's such a good person, how could I have misunderstood him?

"Don't worry, if after going through all this, I, Jia Zhengliang, still can't win over a beautiful woman as my wife, I wouldn't even have the face to show my face in public, even without you saying so, Brother Su!"

"I'm going, Brother Su!"

"Okay, take care!"

Su Mu didn't even turn his head.

Jia Zhengliang clasped his hands in a fist salute, then turned and left.

If he could see Su Mu's face at this moment, he would see a face that was about to completely break down.

No, I can't laugh yet, he hasn't gone far.

Let's think through all the sad things in this life again!