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Chapter 33 The Head Monk: How does this guy make ghost money sound so high-class?!
When Su Mu pulled out a stack of brand-new ghost money, everyone except Feng Baobao was dumbfounded.
No?
Is this what you mean by a precious item that everyone agrees can only use on very important occasions, an item that can embody human emotions?
Hmm... Thinking about it carefully, it actually makes sense!
only--
How on earth does this guy make ghost money sound so high-class and sophisticated?!
Feng Baobao stared intently at the ghost money in Su Mu's hand, her eyes shining.
It's so precious, I really want it!
The head monk's face visibly turned red.
Don't get me wrong, he didn't fall in love with Su Mu at first sight, but was so angry that his face turned red.
"Are you out of your mind?!"
"Don't you recognize what you're holding?"
"That's ghost money! Ghost money!!!"
"Paper money burned for the dead!!!"
"You're planning to trade this worthless thing for my precious beaded bracelet?"
"You're asking for trouble!"
[Ding! Host behavior detected causing others to reach red temperature; role-playing progress +1]
Current progress: 29/100
Having completed his role-playing task, Su Mu was too lazy to play along with the old monk any longer.
He smiled slightly and said, "Master, you are mistaken."
"This isn't some kind of ghost money; it's a limited-edition banknote issued by the Heaven and Earth Bank."
"Look, your red dragon pearl string is rare in the world. Only by using the banknotes of the Heaven and Earth Bank to trade for it can it be worthy of being a divine object."
"What 'Heaven and Earth Bank'?" The head monk waved his hand. "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"you--"
Before he could finish speaking, Su Mu interrupted him.
"Master, that's my opinion anyway."
"Take this ghost money, or rather, this banknote from the Heaven and Earth Bank, take it or leave it."
That bastard, he himself admitted it was ghost money!
The monk's forehead veins bulged, and he was about to curse again when Xu Si moved closer to him.
Xu Si put on a cold face and said in a low voice, "Hey, that's enough."
"Do you really think we're all idiots?"
"I'll play along with you for now. I'll give you a way out, but don't force me to send someone to arrest you."
Although Xu Si was usually unserious, he was, after all, the head of the North China division of Na Du Tong, and held a high position.
Coupled with his roguish appearance, when he gets angry, he does resemble a gangster boss.
Upon hearing this, the monk broke out in a cold sweat.
The anger that had been on his face vanished, replaced by an awkward smile.
"Haha, well, after thinking about it, the solution proposed by this handsome guy is indeed excellent."
"Then let's exchange it. I'm not doing this for the money; I just want to find a kindred spirit for this precious treasure."
As he spoke, he handed the string of beads to Feng Baobao.
"Young lady, the skewers are yours."
Feng Baobao solemnly accepted the ring with both hands, put it around her neck, and then picked it up to admire it carefully.
"Um, may I go now?" the head monk asked Xu Si.
"Okay, let's go." Xu Si took a drag of his cigarette. "Remember not to lie to people again."
"Okay, sure!"
The senior monk responded and turned to leave.
"Come back!" Su Mu shouted.
"Oh? Handsome, is there anything else?"
"Don't forget your big bill."
Su Mu slapped the "Heaven and Earth Bank Notes" in his hand into the monk's hand.
The senior monk tucked the item into his robes, nodded with an awkward laugh, and then quickly squeezed into the crowd, disappearing from sight.
Xu San shook his head and sighed, "These kinds of people are really something, trying to scam a fool like Bao Bao..."
"I'm not stupid at all. Most of the time, I'm incredibly smart."
Seeing Feng Baobao solemnly recite her famous quote, even Su Mu couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle.
Xu Si said, "Alright, let's go find Zhang Chulan."
"I wonder where that kid went with that Taoist priest Wang Ye."
The group turned and left.
Among the crowd, the senior monk nodded to himself as he watched the departing figures of the group.
"That's right. Even at the very end, none of these people who are connected to everything said a bad word about this old codger to me."
"And he didn't look down on ordinary people just because he was an extraordinary person."
"You've raised your two sons very well, so this old man doesn't need to look after them anymore."
The head monk scratched his bald head, took out a purple beaded string from his pocket, and began to call out.
"Take a look, have a look!"
"Amethyst Flying Tiger King Elixir Crystal Bracelet on sale for a bargain!"
……
On the other side, the group found Zhang Chulan in front of a side room.
Zhang Chulan was scratching his head as he followed an old, wrinkled, white-bearded Taoist priest into the room.
And this old Taoist priest is none other than the Celestial Master Zhang Zhiwei!
"Su Mu, you've arrived."
Zhang Lingyu gently waved his hand, pushed away the woman who wanted to take a photo with him, and walked up to Su Mu.
Su Mu smiled slightly and nodded.
"I promised to come, and I will not go back on my word."
The women who had been pushed aside by Zhang Lingyu were initially a little angry, but when they saw Zhang Lingyu and Su Mu confronting each other, their anger instantly turned into excitement.
"Wow! They're both so handsome!"
"Ah! I really ship them as a couple!"
Zhang Lingyu & Su Mu: Uh…
"Master Lingyu, are all your female admirers this...unrestrained?"
"Ahem..." Zhang Lingyu coughed. "No, nothing like that."
"Well, since you're here, I'll wait for you in the ring."
"If you've finished with your other things, come to the back mountain early."
After saying that, Zhang Lingyu turned and left.
Watching his departing figure, Su Mu felt a slight stirring in his heart.
In the original story, with the secret help of the Old Celestial Master, Zhang Chulan defeated Zhang Lingyu.
However, Zhang Chulan neither accepted the position of Celestial Master nor asked for the Tongtian Talisman.
In the end, the Tongtian Scroll ended up in Zhang Lingyu's hands.
However, my goal now is to obtain the Tongtian Talisman.
In a sense, he had also snatched Zhang Lingyu's opportunity.
I don't like owing favors to others.
In that case, I'll just have to help Zhang Lingyu and Xia He get back together as soon as possible.
As Su Mu was pondering this, Zhang Chulan emerged from the side room with a complicated expression.
Xu Si stepped forward and asked, "Zhang Chulan, how is it?"
Zhang Chulan didn't answer, but just lowered his head, silently thinking about something.
Seeing this, no one asked any further questions.
Xu San changed the subject.
"Where is Daoist Wang Ye?"
"Let's go to the back mountain first."
"Then let's hurry up and go."
……
The group followed the mountain path into the back of the mountain.
Zhang Chulan complained, "Damn it, there's no road at all!"
"Of course, the so-called back mountain is just an undeveloped area!"
After walking for a while, a cliff appeared in front of them.
A young Taoist boy stood before the cliff.
Upon seeing the arrival of the group, the young Taoist said, "Everyone, this is the entrance to the back mountain."
"If there's no other way, then let's get through these ropes."
Zhang Chulan looked at the thin hemp rope hanging between the two cliffs, and cold sweat beaded on his forehead.
Such a thin hemp rope... I'm afraid it will break if you step on it.
He turned to look at everyone and asked, "Sister Bao, Brother Su, how do we get over there?"
"Go ahead and go," Feng Baobao replied.
"Stop messing around..." Zhang Chulan's lips twitched slightly.
Such a narrow rope, even a slight breeze can make a person sway from side to side.
If things go wrong, you'll be out of a job.
If it falls down, it won't just be a patch of bruises, but rather patches scattered here and there, one piece from each other.
"Brother Su, you—"
"I think Sister Bao'er is right."
Su Mu smiled slightly and interrupted Zhang Chulan.
"Just walk there."
As he spoke, he took a step forward, and his whole body shot out—
He fell off a cliff!
Zhang Chulan's eyes widened instantly.
"Brother Su!!!"
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