One person: plays Wendy, the most carefree director of Nadu.
Chapter 1: After transmigrating, I get system rewards for slacking off at work? That's double t
(Just enjoy reading this; don't take it too seriously. Also, your role-playing progress (1) doesn't equal 1% of Wendy's strength!)
Tianjin, Nadutong Express Co., Ltd., Warehouse No. 3.
"Su Mu!"
"I knew it! You were lying here slacking off again!"
The supervisor was glaring angrily at the boy lying across a pile of delivery boxes.
Although the boy was wearing a yellowish-brown uniform, it couldn't hide his handsome face.
Especially when he crosses his legs and whistles, the languidness he exudes is sure to turn heads, no woman can help but take a second look.
Unfortunately, the supervisor in front of the young man was a man.
Seeing that Su Mu didn't react, the supervisor immediately started a barrage of criticism.
"Look at yourself! What kind of state are you in?"
"Every day when I arrive at the company at 9 o'clock, I lie down in the corner and sleep until 10 o'clock."
"Then I went to the toilet at 10 o'clock and took a paid dump, and stayed there until 11 o'clock."
"I go out and order takeout. The takeout arrives at 11:30, so I eat and then take a nap at 12:00."
"Your lunch break ends at 2 PM, but you sleep until 3 PM, then get up for afternoon tea, wander around a bit, and then clock out at 5 PM!"
"You work a seven-hour workday, and you don't even work an hour or a minute. How can you even accept a salary?"
However, Su Mu simply waved his hand in response to his supervisor's roar.
"Alright, alright, supervisor, we're all just employees, we all know each other, right?"
"The money you earn from hard work is called compensation."
"The money you earn by slacking off, that's what you call earning money."
As he spoke, he rolled off the package.
"This is what they call looking at heaven from hell—for whom are we toiling and busy?"
"Even if the Monkey King came, just giving him bananas wouldn't give him the energy to wreak havoc in Heaven, would it?"
"So, for us working people, taking it easy is the right thing to do."
"With such a paltry monthly allowance, why are you risking your life?"
director:……
You brat, I told you to practice internal strength but you won't, you'll practice external strength instead (fallacy).
Now the external forces (fallacies) are so powerful that they leave me speechless!
"Alright, you little brat..."
The supervisor sighed helplessly.
"Did you prepare the tire deflator I asked you to yesterday?"
Su Mu: (﹁﹁)
"Hey, hey, hey, why are you looking away?"
"You weren't prepared, were you?"
"Those are the tools we'll need tonight to capture Xia He, one of the Four Madmen of the Quanxing Sect!"
Su Mu: "Hehe <(-∀-)~"
"Hey, what does that mean?!"
[Ding! Host detected replicating a famous scene of Venti (Barbatos), role-playing progress +1]
[Current role-playing progress: 3/100]
[Unlocked Ability: Divine Archery]
The next ability will be unlocked when you reach a playthrough progress level of 5.
Hearing the system notification in his mind, Su Mu ignored his supervisor, who was on the verge of going berserk, and glanced at his system panel.
Finally, I'm one step closer to acquiring my next ability!
Thinking about this, Su Mu couldn't help but feel a little sentimental.
He was a time traveler who had just arrived in the world of Under One Person a few days ago.
Just before traveling through time, miHoYo released a new PV, hinting that Wendy is related to the Time Ruler, one of the Four Rulers of Heaven.
Upon hearing this news, he, a Wendy fan, excitedly shouted things like, "I knew Wendy was an old actress," "She didn't even flash her braids," and "She's not some kind of tool."
Unexpectedly, I accidentally knocked over a water glass, and my second-hand desktop computer sent me on a one-way trip through time.
When Su Mu first transmigrated and found himself to be an ordinary employee at All-Knowing Mart, and was to participate in the mission to capture Xia He in a couple of days, he admitted that he was a little flustered.
Although in the original novel of Under One Person, this capture mission went smoothly except for Xia He escaping at the end.
The only "injured" one was the earth monkey that was hung up in heat.
But who knows if the world they've traveled to is some parallel universe?
Who knows if I might get killed by Lü Liang or Liu Yanyan on my way?
However, just as he was worrying, the system activated.
[Ding! When you are trapped in a windless place, I will play the song of the heavens for you!]
[The ultimate role-playing system has been activated!]
[The host's favorite character has been detected as Wendy (Barbatos), and the initial role-playing template has been determined.]
[As long as the host continues to play the template role, the role-playing progress will increase, and character abilities will be unlocked.]
[Note: No performer enjoys performing a solo act, so the larger the stage and the more time-consuming the role, the more progress can be made!]
[Current role-playing progress: 1/100]
[Unlock the ability: Divine Archery!]
【Divine Archery: Archery skills taught to humans by the gods when they walked on the earth together; one can hit a target as long as one wants to.】
Simply equip a bow, draw it, and you can fire wind elemental arrows.
Yo!
Playing Wendy?
This is something I'm good at!
Su Mu was overjoyed to hear the system notification.
What is Wendy good at?
Slacking off, not doing anything productive, becoming an actor!
He busked everywhere to earn money for drinks!
These are things that most people, including Su Mu, would enjoy doing.
And Su Mu can become stronger while doing all these things!
Su Mu himself couldn't imagine how happy he would be.
Although he has only unlocked one ability so far, the Divine Archery, which allows him to shoot wind element arrows, he cannot yet freely control wind elemental power.
In terms of strength, she is probably not as good as Xia He.
But it's enough for self-defense.
Anyway, I'll be learning to slack off like Wendy, so there's no need to risk my life.
So Su Mu began his acting career in the last two days.
I have to say, slacking off at work is so satisfying!
But this thing, while easy to talk about, actually has quite a few hidden limitations in practice.
For example, if you want to slack off, you must have a job, right?
If you don't want to do anything productive, then you should at least have something productive to do.
So you still need to be careful and not go too far.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be fun if I really got fired from All-Tong.
Furthermore, the system stated that the larger the stage on which you play a role, the more progress you will gain in your role.
In the early stages of Under One Person, the biggest stage was undoubtedly the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony.
If I want to perform at the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, I naturally need Xu San and Xu Si to take me there.
If you want them to take you there, you need to make them recognize your abilities.
If you need ability, you have to work hard to slack off.
So it's not that I'm not working hard or that I want to slack off.
I just wanted to improve too much!
Now, after two days of hard work, I have reached 3 points in the role-playing progress.
I expect that once tonight's mission is completed, I'll have enough role-playing progress to unlock the next ability.
Thinking of this, a smile appeared on Su Mu's face.
The supervisor, who was on the verge of losing his temper, couldn't hold back any longer when he saw the smile on his face.
With a ripping sound, his upper body clothes suddenly burst open, revealing his bulging muscles.
"You little brat!"
"Die!"
"Holy crap, manager, don't come any closer!"
Just as the two were playfully fighting, an announcement came over the loudspeaker—
"Ahem, this is Xu San."
"Everyone, assemble at Warehouse One!"
(Just to give a unified reply, the protagonist doesn't look like Wendy. Wendy only borrowed the appearance of his old friend. Fellow readers, please don't take it too seriously, there's no need to~)
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