The Nightmare Experience of a Useless Person

Still can't remember? Why isn't it working? Jiang Zhiyang touched her lips again, looked into her eyes again, but it still didn't work? He kissed her again and again, like a woodpecker pecking at the lipstick on Yu Qingjun's lips.

Jiang Zhiyang looked into Yu Qingjun's watery eyes, which reflected his disheveled appearance. Just as he leaned closer again, Yu Qingjun blocked his shoulder.

"I'm fine, don't kiss me."

"Oh, oh, oh, oh." Jiang Zhiyang quickly wiped the red lipstick stains off with his sleeve. "Then why do you look like you've seen a ghost? I thought you'd forgotten again."

"I'm just a little confused. I remember going out, but I fainted very quickly. Logically, Bai Chan should have taken me back, but where am I?"

"Room 206, I've been looking for you room by room, this is room 206."

Yu Qingjun frowned. She had never heard Bai Chan mention room 206 before, and judging from Bai Chan's appearance just now, was this her when she was a child? Was this a dream? Bai Chan's dream?

"What's wrong? Is something strange?"

"I feel like there are many familiar auras here, but I can't remember them clearly. Also, it seems like there is a continuous flow of spiritual energy entering my body."

"Isn't that a good thing? You do look very energetic now."

"Oh dear, hahaha, these young people nowadays, they should at least avoid kissing a fox, hahahaha." A rough male voice came, and the tall old fox patted Jiang Zhiyang's shoulder jokingly, then laughed and left.

He was very kind, and Jiang Zhiyang didn't feel awkward.

"You're Bai Tao, and I'm Bai Yang, hahaha, I heard we're getting married soon~"

Yu Qingjun smirked and gave him an elbow strike, but to Jiang Zhiyang, it was such a small force that it looked like flirting. He chuckled and scratched his head, only to find two things that didn't belong to him.

"How come I have ears now? Waaah, heavens, look, Qingjun, look!" With his two furry ears swaying gently on his head, Jiang Zhiyang got even more excited and couldn't stop shaking his head from side to side.

Yu Qingjun was amused by him and couldn't help but pinch his ear.

"Hey, you rascal~" He pushed Yu Qingjun away coquettishly, making her laugh again.

"We need to go find Bai Chan and see if there are any clues."

"it is good."

Two foxes sneaked into Bai Chan's courtyard. They had just squatted down outside the window when they were called out by the foxes inside the house.

"Since you're already here, why are you still hiding outside?"

Jiang Zhiyang scratched his head sheepishly, "Hehe, how did you find out?"

"I could smell your fox scent from a mile away. What, are you two playing the fox for the first time?"

Indeed, it was the first day.

Bai Chan had changed out of her brocade robes and into something simpler. At this moment, she was busy stuffing several wine jugs into her bag. Her movements were large and unrestrained, completely lacking the elegance and poise she had shown just moments before.

Jiang Zhiyang turned to look at her bedroom and, sure enough, there wasn't a single servant. This little fox is two-faced!

"Oh dear, I almost forgot." Bai Chan carefully took out a gardenia hairpin from her dressing case. She was quite familiar with Jiang Zhiyang; it was a magical artifact given to her by Bai Chan's father.

"You're leaving?" Yu Qingjun grasped the key point.

"Yes, the celebration banquet is a great opportunity to escape because of the large number of people. I'm sorry, I may have to miss your wedding banquet."

"Where are you going?"

"What do you think? Of all my brothers and sisters, I'm the only fox still left in Qiuyeping. I've long wanted to venture into the human world. I've heard that the wine there is quite different. I want to go and have a taste. And have you heard?" Bai Chan became incredibly excited when she mentioned the outside world. "Recently, I've often heard some foxes who have returned from outside say that the best wine is the Zhimi from Linmengyuan. That's the real nectar, making you feel like you're floating on air."

Chan Jiu, as expected of someone who loves wine, couldn't stop her eyebrows from dancing with excitement. Jiang Zhiyang couldn't help but chuckle, as he had never seen Bai Chan so innocent, cheerful, and frank before.

"When to act, we'll go with you."

"Huh? But you've only just trained to have four tails, and leaving Akihabara without permission will be punished."

"You knowingly committed the crime yourself." With Yu Qingjun by his side, Jiang Zhiyang relaxed and sat down to eat the colorful grapes on the table.

"I'm not afraid of Father, and neither are you?" Bai Chan continued packing, taking one item from the left and another from the right, stuffing the bundle until it was bulging. "Tonight at Hai hour (9-11 PM), go fifty paces to the right of the west gate, there's a hole in the wall. If you're not afraid, feel free to come!"

Come on! Of course we'll come!

"Ximen, Qingjun, which way is west?" Jiang Zhiyang crept furtively into the bushes, waiting for Yu Qingjun's next instructions.

At this time of year, Qiuyeping is in the midst of summer. The night heat subsides, and one is immersed in the nocturnal symphony of summer insects, making it easy to fall asleep.

"That direction," Yu Qingjun casually pointed.

"Wow, our Qingjun is amazing." Jiang Zhiyang took her hand and led her forward, dodging and weaving. The moonlight was bright, and the road was wide open with no one around. Yu Qingjun couldn't understand his thought process and just followed him, going left and right.

"This should be the West Gate, fifty steps to the right." Jiang Zhiyang lowered his head again and began to measure carefully, one step, two steps, "No! I'm so tall, one step of mine is equivalent to three steps of that little fox. Qingjun, you're about the same height as her, you lead the way."

Jiang Zhiyang put his hand on Yu Qingjun's shoulder. She lifted her left foot, and Jiang Zhiyang also lifted his left foot, slowing his pace as they moved forward. With each step Yu Qingjun took, a soft meow could be heard behind her.

"One step ~ two steps ~ three steps ~"

Yu Qingjun raised her hand, hiding the corners of her mouth that were turned up in her sleeve. She felt that she might be sick, and it was a very serious mental illness. The annoying child was no longer annoying. His every move was particularly cute in Yu Qingjun's eyes, making her want to laugh from the bottom of her heart. She was really sick.

"Fifty paces!" The small opening was hidden behind a bunch of wild chrysanthemums. Jiang Zhiyang pushed aside the weeds and was attacked by the stench without any warning.

"It smells good. Is this a dog hole?" He looked up, his features contorted in a grimace.

Based on Yu Qingjun's understanding of Bai Chan, they were 90% likely to have been tricked. Just as she was about to speak up to stop them, Jiang Zhiyang seemed to have suddenly made up his mind and went straight for it!

He held his breath, used his left hand and right foot, and half of his body went over the bar. Moonlight shone on his head. Great, victory was in sight. He opened his mouth and took a deep breath.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Jiang Zhiyang's mouth was still agape when he was startled by the sound. He shuddered and stepped into a patch of wet mud.

He looked up and saw the male fox he had met at the celebration banquet.

Help! Jiang Zhiyang was being carried like a kitten by the tall male fox. His left foot, covered in dog poop, emitted a foul stench that made him gag frequently.

Very good! Very good indeed! On his first day as a fox, Jiang Zhiyang not only got tricked but also received ten days of detention. He stuck his head between the wooden pillars, looking pitiful and about to shed tears.

"Uncle, please, please let us go!"

"Oh dear, there's nothing I can do about it. Why did you have to run away right when His Majesty issued the new regulations? You two are just chickens being slaughtered so His Majesty can make an example of the other monkeys!"

"No~ no~!"