The Rise of a Special Forces Soldier Abandoned by a Wealthy Family

Lin Que's "Poisonous Animal Zoo" has officially opened for business.

The first "lucky customer" soon found himself in the line of fire with an almost pious and foolish attitude.

This guy's name is Charles.

He claims to have one-sixteenth noble blood.

He likes to slightly raise his chin when he speaks, as if he is smelling a rose that doesn't exist at any moment.

He was a talented student in the Department of Classical Literature.

I firmly believe that only the most eloquent words can truly capture its essence.

Only then can one be worthy of Lin Que, this "electronic elf who has mistakenly entered the mortal world".

The method he chose was—

A handwritten love poem every day.

He wrote on expensive parchment with a quill pen dipped in gold ink.

The content is so sour it would make even lemons feel ashamed.

That day, he dressed up carefully once again.

Her hair was combed so well that even a fly could do the splits if it stood on it.

Holding the latest masterpiece:

To the Sparrow, No. 38: You are the rose on my circuit board.

He arrived at Anna's dormitory with deep affection.

Thanks to Anna's "betrayal," Lin Que's stronghold is now known to everyone.

He took a deep breath, preparing to call upon his muse in the tone of an aria.

The door creaked open a crack on its own.

"Oh! This must be fate! Miss Lin Que must have been waiting for me!"

Charles was overjoyed. He straightened his bow tie, which was not crooked, and gently pushed the door open to enter.

The room was dimly lit.

A strange, slightly sweet and somewhat fishy aroma filled the air.

At this time.

The special blend of "calming and calming spices" from Linque begins to take effect.

"Miss Lin Que? Your loyal knight Charles presents this to you..."

His words caught in his throat.

Because he saw it.

His "electronic elf".

She was squatting in the middle of the room with her back to him.

His shoulders were shrugging, as if he was...crying?

And around her, on the floor.

Several brightly colored snakes, which looked extremely venomous, were slowly swimming around!

A huge centipede is hanging down from the ceiling.

The articular limbs rub against each other, producing a faint "rustling" sound!

There were even a few large, slick rats gnawing on something in the corner!

Charles's aristocratic composure vanished instantly.

Scalp splattered:

"Miss Lin... Miss Lin Que!"

"Watch out! There's a poisonous creature!"

"Get behind me quickly!"

He suddenly displayed rare courage at that moment, or perhaps he was simply terrified.

Anna grabbed a decorative vase from the doorway (her heart was bleeding: that's my antique!).

He was ready to play the hero and save the damsel in distress.

Just then, the "crying" sparrow slowly turned around.

The vase in Charles's hand fell to the carpet with a clatter.

It hit a mechanical cockroach that was passing by.

The cockroach was unharmed; instead, its defenses were triggered.

They started spraying a green liquid that smelled like spoiled spinach at the broken pieces of the vase.

But when Lin Que turned around, there were no tear stains on her face—

Instead, he was wearing an exaggerated gas mask.

Only a pair of large eyes, sparkling with mischievous light, were visible.

She was also holding a constantly writhing electronic cobra in her hand.

The snake's head was facing Charles, making a realistic hissing sound.

"Huh? Charles?"

Lin Que's voice sounded muffled through the mask, yet it was filled with innocent malice:

"You've come at the perfect time! My pets seem a little hungry. Look at them, aren't they adorable!"

As she spoke, she gently pressed an inconspicuous button in her hand.

In an instant, the snakes on the ground suddenly accelerated and swam towards Charles!

The centipede on the ceiling suddenly slammed down and almost hit his face!

The rats in the corner squeaked and charged!

The cockroach that had been hit relentlessly continued to spray green slime at his leather shoes!

"ah--!!!!!"

A scream that broke the limits of the human vocal range.

It shattered the tranquility of Harvard's afternoon.

Charles, a one-sixteenth nobleman.

He turned and sprinted at a speed comparable to that of an Olympic sprint champion.

Even because of excessive panic.

They rushed down the stairs, one hand and one foot at a time.

The incident was accompanied by piercing screams of "Help! There's a snake! A rat! A cockroach has become a spirit!"

Lin Que took off her mask and pouted.

"Tch, scared away already? You said you'd be my knight... Such poor mental fortitude, thumbs down!"

She bent down and picked up the love poem written in gold ink.

I glanced at it.

"‘You are my 0, I am your 1, together we are the perfect binary’? Pshaw! Syntactic error! Logically flawed! An insult to computer science!"

She casually stuffed the parchment into the mouth of a mechanical scorpion next to her.

The scorpion "crackled" as it executed the crushing process.

A resounding victory in the first battle! The "Poison Princess" is beginning to show her formidable reputation.

However, suitors are like leeks, they keep coming back after being cut down.

The second warrior was a linebacker on the school's American football team, nicknamed "Tarzan".

The brain is so smooth it could be used as an ice rink, yet the conviction is extremely strong.

He firmly believes that "sincerity can move mountains."

And chose the most direct method—

Every day, he would go downstairs and shout his love in a deep baritone voice:

"Linque! I love you! Just like Idaho loves potatoes!"

That day, Comrade "Taishan" appeared downstairs again on time, his breath deep, about to speak...

The second-floor window opened, and Lin Que poked her signature afro out.

Holding something that looks like a remote control, she smiled sweetly:

"Hey big guy, here's a little gift for you!"

After she finished speaking, she pressed the button.

Before "Taishan" could react, he felt a chill on his ankle.

Looking down, I saw a small, bright green bamboo pit viper, about the thickness of a thumb.

Somehow, it got tangled in his shoelaces and was raising its head to hiss and flick its tongue at him!

"Wow!" Mount Tai fears nothing but this slippery, cold, legless creature.

They were terrified out of their wits.

He jumped three zhang high on the spot.

He frantically swung the leg that was wrapped around the snake.

The electronic snake was flung around wildly, but it clung to the snake tightly and wouldn't let go.

It even simulated the action of "biting teeth" based on the program settings.

Although it didn't hurt, the sensation and visual impact were deadly!

"Get out of here! Get out of here!"

Taishan screamed in pain while frantically hopping on one leg, creating a rather comical scene.

He tried to grab it with his hands, but the snake, under the remote control of the forest sparrow, was exceptionally agile and always dodged his large hand.

Finally, this 200-pound man was in an extremely contorted position—

It howled and hopped away from the dormitory area on one foot.

Its speed was so fast that it caught the eye of the track and field coach.

It is said that he had nightmares for a week afterward, in which he was chased by small green snakes.

Two consecutive successes boosted Lin Que's confidence and sparked his playful spirit.

She began to upgrade her "services," even going so far as to offer "precision customized scares."

As for that guy who used a drone to confess his love.

Lin Que hacked his drone directly.

Then, a small but extremely realistic black widow spider model was hung under the drone.

It hovered directly in front of him, simultaneously playing his own terrified screams.

For a boy who insists on delivering homemade cookies every day—

Lin Que reciprocated by giving her a candy gift box that popped out countless mechanical cockroaches that scurried around wildly when opened.

The boy was so frightened that he sprinted to attend three emotional management classes.