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Zhang Yifan and Shen Zhiyi walked out of the movie theater one after the other.

The two of them didn't look relaxed after watching the movie.

He just stared blankly.

It felt as if my brain had been forcibly implanted with a looping song.

The catchy lines kept echoing in my mind.

"Mom~~~~Mom~~~~"

"Cow, come here!"

It lingers, can't be deleted, can't be turned off.

This constitutes standard spiritual pollution.

Zhang Yifan took a deep breath, trying to calm his turbulent emotions.

It's totally useless.

He finally understood at that moment.

His seemingly invincible superpower of saving face was nothing but a facade.

If we're talking about truly top-tier, god-like abilities, then it has to be time reversal.

If only he could have a chance to go back in time.

He went back to the second before he bought the ticket.

He immediately grabbed Shen Zhiyi's hand and stopped the disaster.

More than eighty minutes!

Eighty-odd minutes of precious life!

What a complete waste of time on a mere application defense!

Zhang Yifan turned his head to look at Shen Zhiyi, and their eyes met.

Their eyes were filled with the same helplessness and vicissitudes.

They really suffered because they were rich. If they weren't rich, how could they not read the synopsis before watching a movie!

Look at this lump of stuff, it's definitely a waste of money to suffer.

Shen Zhiyi was the first to break down and speak.

"Ahem... This poster is just too deceptive."

"Now I finally understand why there are so few screenings, and I also understand why there were only two of us in the entire theater."

Shen Zhiyi felt guilty.

If she hadn't discovered this movie and chosen to buy a ticket...

How could she and Zhang Yifan suffer such torment!

Anyone with even a little movie-watching experience.

Seeing the quality of the finished product, everyone had to rush out overnight.

Zhang Yifan shook his head slightly, his tone resolute.

"I now have serious doubts."

"The sole purpose of releasing this movie is money laundering."

The plot is fragmented...

The voice acting is so catchy...

The camera work is chaotic...

Aside from the posters, there were no highlights at all.

It's even uniquely rotten.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yifan suddenly had a mischievous urge.

"But then again..."

"It seems like only the two of us have seen this amazing movie so far."

"Isn't this a bit of an understatement of its 'talent'?"

Shen Zhiyi instantly understood his subtext.

A hint of a smile flashed in his eyes.

The two exchanged a knowing glance, their smiles barely concealed.

Bad thoughts are synchronized instantly.

Zhang Yifan took out his phone and opened the ticketing app.

Skilled operator, instantly placed an order for two tickets to the latest "Niu Lai" show.

There was not the slightest hesitation throughout the entire process.

Take a screenshot of the ticket retrieval QR code and send it to Zongwen with one click.

Then I dialed the number.

The call was answered instantly.

Before Zong Wen could speak, Zhang Yifan asked the first question.

"Laowen, are you still with Xiaonuan?"

Zong Wen on the other end of the phone was clearly taken aback, his tone full of surprise.

"Huh? How did you know, Brother Fan?"

Zhang Yifan's tone was indifferent, with a hint of disdain.

"Never mind how I know."

"Are you two just taking a leisurely stroll along the roadside because you have nothing better to do?"

The other person fell silent instantly.

Two seconds later, Zong Wen's exclamation rang out.

"Holy crap! Fan, did you get some kind of third eye?"

"Were you secretly following us?!"

Zhang Yifan scoffed.

"Following you? There's absolutely no need."

"With your level of dating skills..."

"Besides taking walks and making awkward small talk, what else do you do when you go out with girls?"

"I could guess it with my toes."

Without giving Zong Wen a chance to explain, Zhang Yifan immediately offered him a benefit.

"I'm not going to waste my breath on you."

"I bought you two movie tickets."

"Take Xiaonuan to see her right away."

Zong Wen's initial awkwardness instantly reversed.

He's really hit a dating roadblock right now.

Aside from taking a walk, I can't think of any other date options.

I was just worried about having nowhere to go.

Zhang Yifan's move was truly a timely intervention.

"Thank you, Brother Fan! You're truly my brother! You're so kind!"

Zong Wen's voice trembled with excitement.

The phone hangs up.

Zhang Yifan turned to look at Shen Zhiyi.

The two could no longer suppress their laughter.

They both burst out laughing.

Shen Zhiyi smiled and muttered a soft complaint.

"Is it really appropriate for you to betray your brother like this?"

Zhang Yifan looked righteous and showed no remorse.

What is a "pitfall"?

"I'm creating the ultimate love trial for them."

"What kind of dating test is a regular movie?"

"I was able to complete the entire movie without ever showing a bad face, arguing, or having a mental breakdown."

"That means these two are really settling in."

"Only those who can withstand bad movies can withstand the daily grind of life."

Shen Zhiyi was slightly taken aback and carefully considered these words.

He nodded decisively.

That makes perfect sense!

This movie is absolutely a hellish experience for couples.

Anyone with even a slightly weaker emotional connection will definitely have a falling out after watching this.

On the other side...

Zong Wen stared at the ticket retrieval code in WeChat.

His gaze fell on the title, his face full of confusion.

"The Cow Comes?"

He had never heard of this film before.

There was no publicity, no trending topics, and no positive word-of-mouth.

No such film can be found.

But he didn't care at all.

No matter what kind of movie it is, as long as I can watch it with Tang Xiaonuan, it's a good movie.

at the same time.

Tang Xiaonuan's phone popped up with a message from Shen Zhiyi.

The content is simplistic, crude, and highly misleading.

We just finished watching this movie.

"It's really gorgeous."

"You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't watch it."

Tang Xiaonuan was stunned on the spot.

She knew Shen Zhiyi's aesthetic taste very well.

A movie that can elicit such high praise from Shen Zhiyi must be a dark horse of the year, a masterpiece.

My expectations were immediately skyrocketed.

So when Zongwen extended the invitation.

Tang Xiaonuan agreed without hesitation.

The two were filled with anticipation.

With light steps, I headed straight for the cinema.

They had no idea.

A mind-blowing shock, capable of shattering one's worldview, is quietly waiting ahead.

The two perpetrators showed no remorse whatsoever.

Zhang Yifan and Shen Zhiyi hailed a taxi.

We returned to Yujing Garden in a carefree manner.

Although I haven't been away for long, now that I'm back in Jinan, I should go home and check in.

The car came to a smooth stop at the entrance of the residential area.

The two got off the bus together.

They live in the same neighborhood, just a few steps away.

They were still all sticky and affectionate when they said goodbye.

Their eyes were locked in a tense standoff, and they kept making subtle movements.

Sure enough, newly dating couples are always very affectionate when they part ways.

After saying goodbye with many turns back.

Zhang Yifan walked alone towards his own villa, number one.

Swipe card, open door.

The moment he pushed open the door, his voice was extremely loud.

"Mom and Dad! Your big son is back!"

The expected scene of parents warmly welcoming them did not occur.

The entire living room was eerily quiet.

There was no sound of speaking or moving.

Zhang Yifan instantly suppressed his playful attitude.

I looked up and gazed towards the living room.

next second.

He froze on the spot.

On the living room sofa.

Two people who should never have been in his house were sitting there.

A man and a woman, sitting upright, with gentle demeanor.

She was looking at him with a smile on her face.

Zhang Yifan's mind went blank for a moment.

My mind was flooded with countless "Holy crap" exclamations.

Can anyone tell him?

Why would my future in-laws suddenly come to visit?