Nominal: Energy sector enters Handong, breaking the deadlock
Chapter 59 The Intoxicating Sand Gourd
Sha Ruijin thought for a moment, but couldn't remember exactly how old his wife was.
He himself doesn't know his real age, because he was an orphan from a young age.
"Maybe close to sixty, or maybe in your fifties!"
Song Yunhui joked, "Comrade Ruijin, it's not appropriate to talk about menstruation at your age."
Comrade Ruijin, are you genuinely ignorant, or are you feigning ignorance?
Was biology taught by the language arts teacher or the physical education teacher?
Sha Ruijin was a little confused and turned to look at Secretary Bai beside him. "Isn't it her period?"
Xiao Bai, you tell us.
Secretary Bai thought Song Yunhui really knew how to dig a pit.
If we were to give Song Yunhui a nickname, it would be "Song Kengkeng" (Song the Pit).
I've forgotten all the biology I learned back then.
Secretary Bai had to rely on Baidu.
He quickly pulled out his phone to search, then bowed his head and reported truthfully: "Boss, Baidu shows that women's menstrual period generally ends between the ages of 45 and 55. After that age, it stops."
At your age, it's highly likely that you're experiencing menopausal symptoms.
It's probably not her period.
That's all I can say. It's a bit reserved for three grown men to talk about this; there are some words they just can't bring themselves to say.
Sha Ruijin suddenly realized, slapped his thigh, and said, "Actually, I knew. I said that on purpose."
Xiaobai is meticulous, reliable, and detail-oriented.
Menopause is a normal phenomenon, and as a man, I should be tolerant and forgiving.
There's nothing shameful about men spoiling their women.
Song Yunhui nodded slightly, "Indeed rare."
Comrade Ruijin is a devoted family man, loving husband, considerate and tolerant—a worthy example for all of us in the Thirteen Bodyguards to emulate.
Hey!
Little Gold, keep pretending!
If I were to give you a plaque, it would be inscribed with the following words: "Little Gold, Best Graduate of the Academy of Male Virtue".
Sha Ruijin felt it was about time and ordered in a deep voice, "Xiao Bai, what are you still standing there for?"
"Quickly make tea for Governor Song; don't neglect our distinguished guest."
"Yes, sir," Secretary Bai replied and went to get busy.
After brewing the tea and refilling the boss's cup, everything is fine. Go home, watch a movie, and then go to sleep.
When Sha Ruijin saw that Secretary Bai was using the same tea leaves meant for Tian Guofu, his face darkened. "Wait!"
noob!
Don't embarrass yourself with such ordinary teaware and low-end tea.
Throw it away, even a dog wouldn't drink it.
It's fine to just let Tian Guofu have a drink on ordinary days.
Today, we have Governor Song, the top official of our Handong Provincial Government and a core member of our leadership team. How can we treat him so perfunctorily?
"Sir, which one should we use?" Secretary Bai naturally knew that Sha Ruijin divided people into different classes.
I originally thought that Song Yunhui and Tian Guofu would receive similar treatment.
After all, Tian Guo served Sha Ruijin diligently, considering himself the boss's henchman.
Sha Ruijin pointed to the back of the cabinet, "There is a brand new set of purple clay teaware that has never been used."
Take it out quickly and scald it with boiling water.
Bring out my treasured Cixin Garden premium tea; it must be the highest grade.
Sha Ruijin is actually a bit pretentious.
The implication is: I, Sha Ruijin, treat you with utmost sincerity, and you hold a higher place in my heart than Tian Guofu. Let's live in peace and develop Handong together.
Once Li Dakang and Gao Yuliang are eliminated and our power is fully developed, we will then face off against Song Yunhui.
Cixinyuan is Sha Ruijin's favorite drink; it's something most people can't afford.
Anyway, Tian Guofu never drank it.
Secretary Bai dared not delay and got to work quickly.
In a short while, the brand-new tea set was scalded twice with boiling water.
The rich aroma of tea filled the air.
Sha Ruijin personally picked up a teacup and handed it to Song Yunhui. "Comrade Yunhui, please try the Cixinyuan tea from Wuyishan that my friend gave me. It's hard to find in the market, and most people can't get their hands on it."
Song Yunhui reached out and took the tea, took a small sip, and said, "Good tea must be tasted. The aroma is long-lasting and the taste is mellow."
Sha Ruijin waved his hand, "Xiao Bai, go wait in the courtyard first. Don't come in to disturb us without my permission, and don't let anyone else in either."
I'd like to speak with Governor Song privately.
Adults chat, kids go away.
"Yes, sir." Secretary Bai bowed and left the living room, standing quietly in the courtyard awaiting orders.
Only Sha Ruijin and Song Yunhui remained inside.
Sha Ruijin took a sip of his tea, then said, "Comrade Yunhui, please enjoy your tea. I'm going to use the restroom."
Song Yunhui smiled and said, "Okay, Comrade Ruijin, no, that's not right."
Aren't all of our houses laid out the same way?
Is there a restroom outside?
How come I didn't know?
Sha Ruijin said confidently, "There was no toilet in the world originally. I just loosened my belt, and there it was."
I have my own place to go.
If I say it exists, then it definitely exists.
It was only after drinking that Sha Ruijin said such things.
If he were fully conscious, he probably would never say that, even if you beat him to death.
He strode out of the living room and waved to Secretary Bai in the courtyard.
Secretary Bai quickly stepped forward. "Boss, what is it?"
Sha Ruijin lowered his voice, "Xiao Bai, I have an urgent task for you."
Immediately contact the full-time secretaries of all members of the Provincial Party Committee Standing Committee and notify them one by one, making sure everyone knows that Governor Song Yunhui personally came to Courtyard No. 1 tonight to pay me a visit and drink the finest Cixinyuan liquor.
Furthermore, the two of us exchanged views on our work and discussed the development of Handong.
Our goal is singular: to shatter the rumors of discord within the leadership team and to demonstrate the high degree of unity and solidarity of our Handong Provincial Party Committee and Provincial Government!
Did you hear me clearly?
Sha Ruijin also had his own ulterior motives, wanting to create the illusion for the Thirteen Protectors that Song Yunhui was getting closer to him.
Secretary Bai nodded. "Understood! I guarantee I'll complete the task."
Sha Ruijin turned to go inside, scratching his head. "Xiao Bai, please prepare a few more hearty dishes. Tonight, I want to have a good time with Governor Song, drinking and talking all night long."
Secretary Bai instinctively tried to dissuade him, "Boss, you've already had some drinks tonight, your body might not be able to handle it. How about we call it a day?"
They were afraid that Sha Ruijin might drink something badly and cause him harm.
Sha Ruijin shook his head, his neck stiff, "Xiao Bai, don't worry, no one will die."
"You think I was really drunk when I was drinking with Tian Guofu and the others just now?"
"Boss, I noticed you always down your drinks in one gulp." Secretary Bai felt that Sha Ruijin must have some tricks up his sleeve when it came to drinking, but she didn't know exactly how he did it.
Sha Ruijin leaned closer to Secretary Bai, "Xiao Bai, I didn't drink much at all. There's a mineral water bottle next to me. After I finished drinking, I picked up the mineral water bottle and poured most of the water into it."
Drinking is an art, and one should never stop learning.
You have to use your brain when you drink.
Note the two words: confidential.
Or you'll regret it.
By using a method similar to drinking first and then serving the wine, Sha Ruijin has been able to make a living for thirty years and has been given the nickname "Sha the Gourd Who Can Never Get Drunk."
Secretary Bai was a little shocked. "No, boss, you can do this at a drinking party? This is truly mind-blowing."
Sha Ruijin patted him on the shoulder, "A drinking party is inherently a scheme, a mix of truth and falsehood, hard to distinguish."
This little trick can help you save face, protect your health, and safeguard your future in critical moments.
Learn more; you'll need it sooner or later.
Song Yunhui, growing impatient, stood at the living room doorway and shouted, "Comrade Ruijin, hurry up! Are you going to let the water run for two hours?"
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