Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

As usual, Xing and Archer teamed up. After a little effort, they successfully found an origami robin.

She was now being relentlessly pursued by the evil Sorada hound.

Fortunately, or rather strangely, a television monster spread its arms wide, covering the ground with the origami robin's wings, leaving no gaps.

Xing looked at the subtitles again and again in surprise, making sure her eyes weren't playing tricks on her.

That guy is actually Scott the Thousand Faces—Justice Scott?

"Quack~ Quack~!" Justice Scott exclaimed indignantly, "Evil spirit! Why do you hate humans so much? Don't you have any love or kindness in your heart, quack?"

[March 7th: Huh? What's this all about now?]

[Star: Is that your line? Shouldn't I be the one saying that?]

[Tail: Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could this be Scott's honest opinion? Don't even think about fooling me again!]

[Silver Wolf: Is this some kind of treacherous plot to infiltrate the main characters? Haha~~ I'm dying of laughter, this is so crude.]

Regarding Justice Scott's actions, almost everyone in the entire galaxy reacted in unison—disbelief!

There must be a conspiracy.

……

"Hmph hmph hmph..." The Lone Wolf Brothers' Suleda Hound sneered, "Traitors have no right to point fingers at us."

"Before you lose patience, I can still give you one chance to turn to the dark side. Kill the guys around you and come back to us."

As it spoke, it deliberately displayed its sharp claws and teeth.

"Stop pushing yourself, Mr. Scott!" The origami robin was deeply moved. "Its target is me. There's no need to sacrifice your life in vain."

Justice Scott shook his head firmly: "If I back down here, how am I any different from the other Scotts!"

[Sai Fei: You're the only one who can be so sharp in your "self-criticism" when it comes to saying that.]

"Want to hurt Miss Robin...? Only by stepping over my dead body, quack!"

Xing was completely bewildered, her brain shutting down: "This nightmare is terrifying."

"Old rival, you've come at just the right time!" Justice Scott was overjoyed when he saw Xing's face: "Quickly, help me defeat this damned evil spirit."

"Explanation or punishment, whatever you choose, as long as it saves Miss Robin, you can do whatever you want with her, quack~!"

The Lone Wolf Brothers laughed maniacally: "Whether it's one or two, the result is the same. You will be trapped in a cycle of unbearable suffering, playing 'Operation Little Hanu' for a billion years!"

[Star: Ah, that's terrifying... just as terrifying as Justice Scott.]

Sambo: Of course, after all, this is an adult game. How dark it is!

March 7th: Hmm...

She pinched her chin and carefully watched Scott's changing expressions.

There wasn't a single flaw?

[March 7th: I never knew his acting was this good, and his range as an actor was this wide! He acted so realistically!]

[Illusory Image: Wait a minute, shouldn't he be a comedian? Could it be...?]

[Bai Lu: Let's observe him further. For cases like this, I'll need to give him two more rabies shots.]

"Enough with the nonsense, come and experience the most terrifying torture of Pinocchio!" The Lone Wolf Brothers let out a sharp moo.

A blinding light flashed, and the star was forcibly shrunk, stuffing itself into the outline of the Hanu brothers.

The lone wolf brothers vanished, but the vicious curse still echoed in their ears: "You'll be stuck playing the horrors of Little Hanu's actions for the rest of your life. Experience it for yourself."

Xing opened her mouth, but as always, she could only utter various kinds of "humming".

Archer said with a cynical smile, "...She's even lost the rationality to communicate? Maybe we should just abandon her; she's not of much use anyway."

Xing let out a fearful "humph".

Archer nodded. "She can understand, can't we just leave her be... Can you understand what she's saying?"

"Of course." The origami robin nodded repeatedly with its round head, flapping its wings and saying, "She said she's going to punch the evil spirit to the ground!"

[Star: Didn't I understand that at all?!]

[March 7th: Miss Robin, does she also have this unreliable side?]

Archer sighed deeply, "How did things turn out like this... Is this a daycare or a zoo?"

A dwarf, an origami bird, and a... no, a lone wolf... Humming, chirping, croaking—all sorts of strange sounds like toads croaking in a pit. If an ordinary person listened for a few minutes, their brain would probably boil over.

Even Archer, amidst the surrounding calls of the animals, felt a slight throbbing in his temples—the most severe mental attack he had suffered since the beginning of the Holy Grail War.

[Fireworks: Hahahaha, I can't take it, I'm going to laugh myself to death. Checking Archer's mental state! How's it going, Mr. Only Normal Man, are you feeling pretty good about the normal atmosphere in our galaxy?]

[Red A: Please spare me.]

[Star: Tsk, this time, I'm actually quite glad it's a silent film.]

[Potio: Could this precious thing actually turn out to be a blessing in disguise?]

The three "little animals" each had their own ideas, which were disorganized and made no progress.

Xing had no choice but to act alone, and she successfully found a television that could restore her to normal. But when she tried to turn the joystick, she discovered that the television was broken; no matter how she turned it, it only displayed static.

Is this why that dog confidently said "a billion years, a lifetime"? I thought he had some kind of secret weapon! Turns out, he's just so simple and unpretentious.

She hurriedly grabbed Archer, hoping he had some kind of magic touch when it came to repairing household appliances.

However, the packet loss rate during communication between the two was extremely high, with latency easily exceeding 999 ms.

What other options are there? Can someone translate this?!

Star looked at Scott with unrealistic hopes, but as a righteous television set, all he could offer himself was support other than help.

Perhaps it was just my imagination, but I could see three parts indifference and seven parts sarcasm in his expression.

Fuming with anger, Xing kicked Scott hard.

"Quack?" The TV was attacked, and Scott's angry face transformed—Scott with his tongue sticking out!

"..."

Seeing the chaotic scene, Archer finally had no choice but to compromise and obediently took on the responsibility of babysitting: "How about this, for every question I ask you, if you answer 'yes,' you kick this guy once. If you answer 'no,' you kick him twice."

[Star: Great idea!]

Scott: What the hell?!