Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Su Chang: What's wrong with that?]

[Sunday: Thankfully, it wasn't a robin who got violent.]

[Rin Tohsaka: Hmm...it seems that's really the case. It seems that Casters are generally skilled in physical combat?]

[Star: Then why not just call it Killer? It feels like magic is just a side job?]

[Cú Chulainn: That's perfectly normal. In fact, when it comes to versatile class, that stoic Archer next to me is the real expert. He's called an archer, but he's most skilled with dual swords.]

[March 7th: ...Are your class ranks really useful?]

[Gold Sand: Oh? I didn't expect that my sharp tongue makes me a recognized ruthless character? That's quite intriguing. Can you give me some pointers on how to use my Noble Phantasm?]

[Red A: It's natural after becoming a Heroic Spirit.]

Miss Yinyin withdrew her fists and kicks, the hem of her black evening gown slightly dirty. She said disdainfully, "Is that all? The guards at Asdna Prison were much more difficult to deal with back then."

The director's cut audio track excitedly exclaims, "Bravo! No wonder it's Pinocchio's most beautiful flower; it's equally outstanding in both dramatic and action scenes."

Miss Note crossed her arms, and unlike her excited companions, she gave all of them negative reviews, just as she had given Old Man Aude.

"This terrible costume and prop set, and this messy plot—it can't be anyone else but you, Gray."

"I finally crawled out of my grave, stop blabbing your rubbish at my eyes!"

[Feng Jin: This... why does it feel like Greedy's acquaintances are even more impolite than our sharp commentary? Even Teacher Xia seemed a bit more refined at that moment.]

[Danheng: To give an example, those who understand might understand... Himeko Coffee.]

[Star: Ah~~ (headache), then I know exactly what to do. Cough cough, cool older sister, so you were also a veteran from prison? And it seems they've already figured each other out? You... you guys, how come you've all developed side hustles?]

[March 7th: Uh... how did you come up with that idea?]

[Fireworks: Although it's a side job, she's doing much better than Greta. At least she truly deserves the title of "Eternal Screen Beauty."]

[Yao Guang: Reasonable suspicion. Of Pinocchio's old guard from the War of Independence, only Mikhail's trio are seriously involved in politics.]

[Mikhail: Haha, back then, there wasn't a clear picture of what Pinocchio's future should look like. Everyone explored on their own, and did things they enjoyed along the way, which was a normal choice.]

Faced with Ms. Note's sharp criticism, Greta readily agreed, showing no sign of anger: "Of course, leaving the set to the actors is the way a director survives."

[Star: Ahem, I also think I've been complaining a bit too often. But I just have to get this off my chest. We're all actors, so why is your attitude towards us so completely different, Mr. Greta? Why is it that here, we have to obey you, and if we don't, you fly into a rage?]

[Hanabi: No way, could it be... Oh ho ho...]

[Miss Note: What are you thinking about?!]

Xing stepped forward.

As we all know, rescuing a damsel in distress is glamorous, but failing to do so is quite embarrassing. Of course, being ambushed and then killed instead is even more embarrassing.

She hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "You're all alright...that's so good."

"You seem to know Grady and the others quite well..."

Miss Yin Fu scoffed, "It was just a tragic love affair."

Saber stepped forward, her words tinged with a subtle mutual appreciation: "You two, we meet again. As a Caster, your fighting style... is truly impressive."

[Fireworks: It's more than that, it was like everything went black.]

Even Saber couldn't help but say, "No matter how you look at it, this can't be considered a battle between magicians... It seems that in Pinocchio, people's definition of a Caster is quite broad."

Archer, however, didn't seem to care: "Really? I think it's quite normal."

Saber said, "You who fight with dual swords have no right to make such a judgment."

The robin was overjoyed to finally have reinforcements and said, "Thanks to Miss Note's protection, I was able to successfully use the power of harmony to find the right direction."

"I just saw your back as you fought, and even though you couldn't say your name, I already guessed it. You are a great man, I can say that with certainty."

Miss Yinyin gently shook her head: "Master, this cannot change the status quo. As long as I don't have a real name, I will still be just a powerless iris florist."

[Firework: You're too modest. Grab the chicken from tail to head, and with that strength and the heat from the friction, you can eat it straight from the poached chicken with just a little soy sauce. Guaranteed smooth, juicy, crispy skin and tender meat.]

[March 7th: I'm getting hungry just listening to this. Is this considered a dish requiring considerable effort to prepare?]

[Star: March...]

Saber said seriously, "No, your selfless act of protecting your Master just now has already proven that you are a very excellent Servant."

Miss Note shook her head anxiously: "You wouldn't understand the despair of not even having your own name and having your value completely squeezed out."

The director's cut audio track agrees, "That's right, utterly incapable. They can barely even protect their own Master, let alone win this Holy Grail War."

"Why don't we cooperate, just like before? ▇▇▇, Mr. Odi will grant all your wishes."

[Star: For example, can I help you buy back the copyrights and trademarks? I can do that too.]

[Gold Sand: In that case, the chances of us becoming close allies are even higher. My friend, we lack many things, but we have enough money.]

[Miss Note: Get out of here, you guys from the company!]

Miss Note looked up at the void and roared, "Shut up! You idiot, your artistic cultivation is worse than an automatic musical instrument! Your work isn't even as artistically valuable as a piece of scrap film—"

As she spoke, she suddenly choked up and stopped: "*Heavy sigh*...Greddy, I'm sorry, I went too far."

"But why would you work for that short, fat man (old Aude) who kicks you when you're down?"

Growing off-screen, Greedy sighed, her voice filled with deep sorrow.

"Of course, it's because I was summoned by him. Alas, even in death and forgotten, Pinocchio, like a miser, greedily clutches our souls. Cheer up, sweetheart, at least this time there's a chance to rewrite the failures of our past lives."

"The atmosphere is too dull, this won't do!"

The director's cut audio track is exhilarating: "Let's welcome the final scene of 'Midnight Chainsaw Fantasy'! At the end of the hotel filled with vengeful spirits, true evil awaits you."