Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

Red A coldly said, "Let me state upfront that I am against it. But two idiots just had to come and find out what's going on."

[Hanabi: Oh, two idiots? Who are they? Hehehe, so hard to guess!]

[March 7th: Ah... this... the Cricket Master got caught red-handed.]

[Potio: Hey, A, that's not very fair of you! I thought we got along well.]

[Gold Sand: Hey, I'm his Master, aren't I?]

Hearing the sound from behind the door, Xing scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly.

Sand Gold, however, maintained his smile, seemingly as if he hadn't heard a word they said.

The two remained silent, wanting to listen carefully to what he had to say.

Red Archer sighed helplessly, "Now, they're three idiots. The Masters of this otherworldly Holy Grail War are so lacking in vigilance... it's making me wrinkle my brow more."

[Sai Fei: Then why don't you get a facelift?]

[Star: Then I'll smash a cucumber too.]

[March 7th: Um... I thought he was aloof because he was so quiet before. Is he really this type of person?]

[Fireworks: Hehehe, the little peacock is quite patient. Mr. Archer, if you can talk, then talk more, and it would be best if you published another book.]

The director's cut audio track is unwilling to let its meticulously arranged crime scene be ignored.

Why don't you guys even look at the mechanical corpses behind you?! Are you even going to follow the plot?!

He said weakly, "Isn't it a bit late to say this now? Listen carefully, [here—]"

Saber's voice ruthlessly interrupted the spellcasting: "This Holy Grail War is indeed full of strangeness. It was my negligence that prevented me from fulfilling my duty as a Servant and keeping my Master away from the enemy's trap."

Xing listened for a while, and seeing that Sand Gold showed no intention of interrupting, she couldn't help but speak up: "You two, we're here!"

There was nothing she could do; she felt embarrassed for Red A.

Saber was immediately overjoyed: "Master? I saw your subtitles! I'll find a way to rescue you right away!"

Red A waved his hand cautiously and said, "Not necessarily. If I were the enemy, I would disguise myself as a Master and ambush us from behind."

Sand Gold said, "Archer, listen to my voice, isn't it the real deal?"

[Star: But you don't make a sound at all.]

[Fireworks: Hehehe, Archer, let's see what you do now? Got caught red-handed, huh? You'd better find a crack in the ground to crawl into in embarrassment!]

However, this was no challenge for Red A.

Not only was he not ashamed, but he also said confidently, "Sorry, this is a silent film. In front of me, there is only a string of subtitles below the door with the name 'Gold Sand' on it. If you want to prove yourself, you'll have to reveal ten embarrassing things that only my Master knows."

[March 7th: Oh, this...]

[Fireworks: Alright, alright, you've got guts.]

[Gold Sand: Archer, how long have we known each other? You don't even know the authenticity of any of these things, so how can you verify them? You just want to hear it, don't you?]

[Star: So, you mean something really embarrassing happened?]

Gold dust: That's not the point.

[Saifei: Oh~ I never expected this, Archer with your thick eyebrows and big eyes is actually this kind of person? Thumbs up.]

[Potio: Hiss~~ This cute little darling, this guy looks so carefree on the outside, but is he really so cunning inside? I understand why Sandstone summoned him now.]

In the chat group, many people couldn't help but look at Red A with new respect.

This guy seems mature and reliable, but turns out he's so rebellious? He's a dark wolf in sheep's clothing.

[Rin Tohsaka: She was so innocent and naive when she was young, like a silly, hot-blooded boy...]

Inside the light curtain.

Sand Gold was speechless: "Don't you know perfectly well who I am?"

"Thump!"

A burst of intense, high-frequency music exploded in everyone's ears.

The director's cut audio track, finally unable to bear the group's indifference any longer, roared, "Is this ever going to stop?! This is a horror movie, you extras, keep the fear going!"

[Feiying: Oh? A horror movie. I'd almost forgotten. I thought it was a comedy.]

[Greddy: ...What a complete lack of professionalism.]

[Star: Did you even get paid? You expect us to be dedicated? I'm a cosmic-level protagonist; even a cameo is expensive.]

The director's cut audio introduces the film's background: "This place was originally a prison for the company to exile prisoners, filled with deadly traps to prevent escape. But the prisoners have all disappeared, leaving only a group of vengeful spirits who have come to claim their lives."

Sand Gold frowned as he listened: "I've wanted to ask this since your very first sentence: why target company employees?"

Audio track: "Back in the days when this place was still a prison, the corporate dogs turned it into a living hell. And what the audience loves to see most is the drama of their suffering."

[March 7th: Hmm... true. But, that Graydy is an acquaintance of old Ortega, probably a hero from the independence era, right? It's not surprising he did that. Like, I'd also like to see Goose get his comeuppance.]

[Star: Yeah, I also want to see the Japanese get their comeuppance.]

[False image: Refined! The once revered and sacred bird has fallen from its pedestal, a topic that remains a perennial favorite in the culinary world!]

[Robin: Hmm? You, of all people, please don't paint.]

The audio track, like a demon from a horror movie, threatened the group: "If you saw off any one of their legs, the door will open automatically. But if nothing happens after a system is activated—"

"This room will explode on the spot! And you, the guests, will be reduced to ashes in the flames."

"I know this!" Sand Gold said solemnly, "[A room where you can't leave without doing something]! It's a classic element from Pinocchio's old horror movies!"

Xing looked surprised when he spoke: "Your viewing preferences are quite wild..."

The director's cut audio proudly proclaims, "That's right, it was my first film during the early days of Pinocchio, leaving behind such a precious and ingenious creative legacy for posterity."

[Fireworks: Oh? So it was you who did it? Wait, is your movie even serious?]

[March 7th: No, is this...right? This theme seems...uh...]

She was a little embarrassed to say it. Perhaps it would be more shameful to be considered knowledgeable in this area?

[Xu Zhao: Genius...and truly genius. After all, this genre has always been popular, but it seems to have separated from horror films a long time ago, instead becoming very closely intertwined with another genre.]

Many people in the chat group felt very sorry for her and even sympathized with Greedy.

He probably rushed into the Holy Grail War after being summoned, without having had time to understand the current trends.

Otherwise, he'd be lucky if his face didn't turn a deep eggplant color. He wouldn't be in the mood to show off.