Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Star: Judging by appearances alone, it's hard to say if there's a connection. There are quite a few people here wearing strange clothes. Besides, what's strange about this world? This world not only has soda fountains that can launch people into the air, but also giant robots that become incredibly powerful simply by lifting their butts, and there was even a devout priest dedicated to achieving a seven-day weekend. What's strange about it? This world is simply amazing!]

[Saber: Is...all of this true? But Master, after hearing what you said, it feels even stranger.]

[Fireworks: Well then, if I may ask, who drove a train and blew up this wonderful world? Oh~~ it's you, Little Grey.]

[Star: Hmph, that's exactly what I've been waiting for. Of course, it's because I'm better! Otherwise, how could I have smashed it to pieces?]

[Fireworks: ...Alright, alright, there was an ambush? Little Grey, your shamelessness is starting to resemble that of a lone wolf.]

[Sambo: So, is this Holy Grail even going to work? I was hoping someone would bring out all the founding heroes of Pinocchio for a fierce yet amicable civil war. Why are there so many outsiders instead?]

Hearing Archer's rather blunt remark, Sand Gold sighed and said to Portio, "It seems that, like your Servant, he also comes from another world."

"I can finally breathe a sigh of relief." Red A surveyed the brightly lit city, a slight unease on his face. "Thankfully, it's not my world that has become this decadent and debauched place in the future."

Portio shrugged and joked, "His precious leg... two outsiders summoned two outsiders. How did this Holy Grail War get tainted by regional discrimination?"

[Star: Haha, great angle, you're such a good summarizer.]

[Rin Tohsaka: A life of extravagance and debauchery… It's not surprising that he would say something like that. After all, he dedicated his entire life to helping the weak and oppressed around the world after that war.]

[Potio: Oh? Sounds like you're in the same line of work?]

[March 7th: Oh, this...]

March 7th glanced at Archer and his Master Sandskin on the screen and began to feel embarrassed for them.

[Star: In that case, he really needs to find out who his Master is. There's going to be a big surprise!]

[Red A: His identity? What is it?]

[Fireworks: Ding-dong~~ Fireworks's Little Classroom is in session! The little peacock in front of you is a high-ranking executive of the largest capital conglomerate in the entire galaxy. He alone controls tens of thousands of planets. Hehehe~ The power of capital!]

After saying that, Hanabi couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Matching capitalists with guerrilla leaders?

This matching system is fantastic!

The Holy Grail understands pleasure.

This is basically equivalent to summoning an invincible, awesome super robot for Little Gray Hair, and upon closer inspection, wow, it's the Iron Tomb!

Red A: ...

[March 7th: Um... wait, don't stay silent...]

The atmosphere in the chat group seemed to become tense. The usually cheerful members all fell silent. However, it wasn't that their manners had collectively improved; rather, they had tacitly cleared the stage to ensure a good show.

[Saifei: Is he going to pull off an upset on the spot? Command Seals actually work? The first top lane duo, is it coming soon?]

Saber: Archer, calm down.

[Rin Tohsaka: Strange. Logically speaking, without a medium, the summoned Servant should have traits similar to the Master...]

[Qingque: What if they really are very similar? After all, this Mr. Sand Gold can get along well with the Sea Patrol Ranger, so it's not impossible that he and Mr. Archer would get along very well, right? Work is work, and life is life.]

[Red A: Phew... I'll observe for a while.]

[Fireworks: And then decide whether or not to commit subversion?]

Red A: ...

No sooner had Potio finished his "regional discrimination" remarks than another voice interrupted.

"There are three," Cú Chulainn returned to the group. "There are three Servants from other worlds."

Red A, with a mischievous grin, said, "Hey! Cú Chulainn, you got beaten up?"

Cú Chulainn retorted without backing down, "You just blurted out someone's real name... Don't you have any manners at all?"

Red A nonchalantly replied, "What does it matter? This is a world where nobody knows you or me, nobody knows Erin (Ireland), and nobody has ever heard of the famous 'Hound of Kuran'."

[Star: That's true. Compared to Kuran's fierce dogs, the company's lone wolf is clearly more famous.]

Walter: ...

Walter adjusted his glasses.

From a mathematical perspective, it might be possible to round down to the point where nobody knows. But from a biological perspective, it doesn't seem to be the case.

From a historical perspective, these heroic spirits from another world can be considered as feeding dogs the historical knowledge he brought from his hometown with steamed buns.

Unfortunately, he also knew a "character" from the "Arthurian legend," and that character was completely different from Saber and even from Gui Naifen's hometown.

……

Cú Chulainn sighed softly, "But this also means that we have to fight against Heroic Spirits who are strengthened by the local forces while we are at a disadvantage."

Seeing him panting heavily, Potio asked, "Dude, all I asked you to do was gather some intelligence, how did you get so exhausted?"

Mentioning this, Cú Chulainn sighed with regret: "Ah, don't even mention it. I could have wiped out both Masters in one fell swoop. But Assassin covered for the Masters as they escaped, and the other gray-haired one summoned—"

Portio caught the key phrase and immediately launched into a tirade: "Meow! Gray Fur?! That's one of our own! Why do you love her?"

[Hanabi: Pfft! This meow... Hehehe. I have a really beautiful headdress here, do you want to wear it?]

[Saifei: You're not going to talk about cat ear headbands, are you? No way, just thinking about it is an eyesore.]

[Star: Portio is actually a kind person! So he's your Servant? Then why did he attack me?]

Cú Chulainn retorted matter-of-factly, "Didn't you give me orders to find the most deserving people and teach them a lesson?"

That cannot be refuted.

Potio crossed his arms and sighed with a hint of annoyance, "Sigh, I'll have to clear up this misunderstanding when I meet her."

[Hanabi: Hahaha... This is so entertaining, everyone. Cú Chulainn chose his target very accurately; he has a keen eye!]

[Sambo: Guys, the Potio brothers didn't refute it. What does that mean? It means they also tacitly agree that the Trail Blazers girls deserved a beating.]