Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

Scott crossed his arms smugly, his laughter barely contained between his words: "I was worried you'd draw some incredible lucky draw and summon some terrifying servant—but guess what? You're a universally despised guy. Hahahaha..."

He shook his head and mocked, "Compared to you, even I, with my Servant, don't seem like a 'Lone Wolf' enough! How about I lend you that title for a couple of days? Heh heh, hahaha!"

[Fireworks: Pfft~~ This second laugh is inexplicably poignant, does anyone get it?]

[Sai Fei'er: Tsk tsk tsk, Lone Wolf is a natural comedian. That look, that charisma, he's one in a million. He doesn't even need to act; he's hilarious just by standing there. Honestly, it's a waste of his talent to go to the company instead of acting in comedy movies on the big screen.]

[March 7th: Hmm... I used to admire Lone Wolf Blood quite a bit after reading about him. But now, after hearing what he said, I suddenly understand. It's best to stay away from him in real life.]

[Scott: Hahaha, you guys just don't want to admit defeat! She can't even summon a Servant, how is she supposed to fight this war? Ahahaha~~ Go back to the train and go eat that...crispy pie while you're crying!]

[Star: Ha~ Talking trash is useless against me. I am the number one trash-talking king in the galaxy!]

In the light screen, Xing stood with one hand on her hip, her eyes filled with weariness as she looked at Scott.

Why is it you again? Why is it always you? How old are you?!

However, it's too naive to think you can sway her with just a few words.

Xing closed her eyes for a long while, then opened them again with utmost sincerity: "Tell me, are you my servant?"

Red A: ...

Saber: ...

Both of them fell silent. Especially Archer, whose already dark complexion deepened upon hearing those words. The phrasing was so similar to what had happened years ago, but regardless of which of the two figures on screen was replaced by Saber, it gave him an extremely ominous feeling.

[Rin Tohsaka: Hmph~ Pfft...]

Scott's brain went blank for a moment, then his face turned ashen, and a taut line could be seen on his forehead.

He flew into a rage, spewing profanities: "I'm not your servant! Idiot, I'm your rival! Bastard, you don't recognize me, do you?!"

Xinghuan crossed her arms, enjoying the sight of him breathing out warm air.

LOL, when has she ever lost a verbal battle?

Scott took a few deep breaths, barely managing to calm his agitated emotions.

In any case, the Holy Grail War has already begun from this moment on.

With a wave of his hand, the company security guards swarmed forward: "Let's not waste any more time. We must take advantage of the failed summoning ritual to make you taste all the humiliations I suffered in the past, with interest."

It's so satisfying to kick our nemesis to the curb right from the start of the war!

"However, I'm a stickler for rules. Since you didn't summon a Servant, I won't use one to beat you up..."

"Brothers, brothers! Charge!"

[Star: Hahaha... Alright, I respect you as a man of principle! In that case, I'll go a little easier... Well, maybe not. It's all up to luck.]

[Fireworks: Sigh~ Poor Scott, his habit of picking his opponents is just like that of Yan Qing, the little brother from Luofu.]

[Yanqing: ???]

That's incredibly vulgar!

In the light screen, Xing looked at the group of company employees rushing towards him and just found it funny.

With the baseball bat in hand, he charged straight in without even considering dodging, taking on a group of opponents single-handedly.

The company employees were beaten so badly by the terrifying baseball bat man that they cried out in pain.

"Commissioner Scott! You never said the opponent was this strong!"

"This is completely beyond our capabilities! Remember to reimburse me for overtime!"

Scott was utterly humiliated: "You bunch of bastards, hang in there!"

But no matter how angry he was, the employees could only be used as punching bags by Xing and slaughtered in all directions. Before long, they were all knocked to the ground, crying bitterly.

After dealing with the smaller fry, she turned around, picked up her baseball bat, smiled without saying a word, and slowly approached Scott.

Scott's face turned pale: "These useless junkies are even less effective than I thought. Anyway, let's retreat."

His previous arrogance had vanished without a trace. Without hesitation, he took off running.

[Hanabi: Oh my~ Scott is truly a genius, he knows when to be pragmatic. He won't do anything that's just for the sake of saving face and suffer for it.]

Scott: Ha, don't be ashamed of it. For us little guys, it's a survival skill!

[Rin Tohsaka: This... she looks so delicate and frail, and her spirit seems... a bit unusual, but is she really this strong in combat? Was she actually Kuzuki-sensei's type?]

[Red Archer: In terms of physical strength alone, she's already stronger than many Servants. If she also had a Noble Phantasm, or magic or something like that...]

Now, they seem to understand a little.

Why don't these people take the Holy Grail seriously? Because they're ridiculously powerful!

[Star: Ha~ What's so special about that? Back in the day, I and thirteen friends, shouting about friendship, bonds, love, and stuff like that, crushed the Demon King who wiped out the entire galaxy in one blow. Scott is nothing but a greenhorn.]

[Cú Chulainn: Girl, you're not kidding, are you?]

Where exactly have they arrived? Is the world outside Earth really this diverse and wonderful?

[Sai Fei: I don't know what Scott was thinking. While upholding martial virtue isn't a bad thing, he can't be that overconfident, can he? Could it be... a trap to lure the enemy in?]

[Star: Who cares? With sheer strength, bricks fly! Before absolute power, all schemes are futile!]

Xing watched Scott's retreating figure and said with a grin, "Mr. Scott, you can't possibly only have these two skills, can you?"

She rubbed her fists and playfully chased after him, saying, "Now it's my turn to catch you."

The two chased after the route taken by the superstars of the past grand events.

Scott struggled to stay afloat, but was eventually blocked on a platform.

But he wasn't afraid; instead, he smiled sinisterly.

"Ha, you actually have the guts to chase after me, Xing!"

That guy's got some serious swearing; he's got amazing stamina. Luckily, we've arrived at the location I designed...

Scott raised his head high: "What a pity, what a pity, your path in the Holy Grail War is about to end here."

With a wave of his hand, monsters from the Dream Theater troupe surged out of the void, surrounding Star Cluster.

That's right. His previous statement about not needing Servants, his panic, and even the beating of the company's employees were all part of the plan—they were all bait for his feint attack.

As it turns out, with careful preparation and skillful use of their cards, even the members of the Star Train could only fail.

This time, he's really going to get his revenge!

"The target has entered the encirclement! Are you ready, Assassin!"

Greta's voice came from all directions: "Ready to film anytime! My producer!"

[Star: Oh no, we've fallen for their trap?]