Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

"Don't start the car~ Hmph hmph hmph hmph~~~"

With just two lines of lyrics, he stunned most people in the entire universe on the spot.

Beneath the trembling brows of many, only bewildered and strained eyes remained.

The chat group instantly exploded!

[Robin: I shouldn't have let my guard down...]

When she first heard the song, she initially closed her eyes and tapped her fingers to the rhythm. But when Scott's voice came on, she realized something was wrong, and her delicate hands, which had been tapping, immediately twitched into claw-like convulsions.

The robin covered its forehead in distress, feeling as if it had suddenly developed a fever of 40 degrees Celsius, and was extremely uncomfortable both physically and mentally.

[Sai Fei: Isn't this just taking what Scott said and using some... ingenious method, ah~~ I really can't think of any other adjective, let's just call it ingenious for now. And then turning his words into lyrics?]

[Xu Zhao: That should be it. Although I've only heard two lines, I already have a feeling that the guy who composed this song must be an absolutely phenomenal genius! These two lines are broken into four parts, and the tone of each part is completely different. Scott's way of speaking is already erratic enough, but this song is even stranger than him... Tsk, even I, Teacher Ma, rarely use "unpredictable" to describe someone's tone of voice!]

[Star: And... although these few sentences have a weird, distorted feel to them, like a person without a torso, with arms and legs all attached to their head, surprisingly... surprisingly, he did it quite naturally, quite smoothly! How did he manage that?!]

[Fireworks: Even when these words became lyrics, they didn't diminish Scott's overwhelming grief and his impending...burst out of the door; in fact, they seemed to enhance it. I'd even describe this song as having a rich, unadulterated emotional impact.]

[Star: Stop talking...]

The people on the Starry Sky Train were so shocked they felt like their heads were about to split open!

Only then did they seem to truly understand how helpless Tail was when he faced the powerful and terrifying lone wolf all alone.

The lyrics are not yet finished, and the trials of exploration and the universe have only just begun.

On the screen, the music video for the hit song entered a new phase. Inside the train, a peaceful atmosphere prevailed. Star stood by the window, waving to his friends from the Black Tower Space Station who were departing on March 7th.

Meanwhile, Scott, with his completely ruined voice, strained to sing at the top of his lungs: "Roll away, Star Train!"

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Pam alerted Star that the jump was about to begin, and the entire train was enveloped in a shimmering blue light.

"Run outside! Run! I'm hallucinating!"

"Hmm↑Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm↓Hmm←Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm↺~~"

[Star: Oh no, I almost laughed out loud! What kind of mind-altering sound is this? ＜(;ﾟﾛﾟ)＞]

[Hanabi: Hahaha... Laugh if you want, I can't hold it in anymore... I'm so angry, but for some reason, it's kind of funny.]

[Su Chang: What an amazing constipation sound! I always felt so bad when I saw food videos because Yu Zhao couldn't emit any smell. But seeing this, I'm genuinely afraid that Yu Zhao can actually smell something.]

[Potio: I'm so afraid he'll put my baby in my phone.]

The light screen hadn't stopped, and on the screen, the dark history of March 7th standing in the carriage trying to fight against inertia with her core strength during the first leap was still vivid in our minds. Now, her actions, matched with the lyrics, seemed to have taken on a completely new meaning.

She stood in a lunge position, her body slightly leaning forward, her two small fists clenched at her chest, her whole body tensing...

Outside the light screen, March 7th's face suddenly turned as if struck by lightning, accompanied by a bitter wind and rain.

"What kind of bizarre and malicious editing is this!"

But none of that matters anymore. Compared to Thunder's lines, the little touches on the screen completely failed to attract the audience's attention.

Scott shouted in a super-sounding, bubbly voice, "Don't run! The Starship is not allowed to start!!!"

"Hmm↑Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm↓Hmm←Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm~~"

"Starry Sky Train~"

"Damn it~ Don't start the car, hehehehehe~~~"

The light screen went black, but the sound and the non-existent smell still lingered in everyone's minds, soaring high and resounding throughout the world, their echoes lingering and never ceasing in the ears, mouth, eyes, and nose!

When the song ended, the world was captivated and wept bitterly.

[Star: Hahahaha... This is like an old lady crawling into bed—it cracked me up! Hahaha... Which cute little one cut this?! Is this the kind of revenge you take against society?!]

Xing checked the duration; it was 58 seconds in total. A full 58 seconds! That's torture lasting 58 Amber Ages!

What a huge injury this must have been for a young, innocent, and pitiful Star Core Spirit!

[Saifei: I feel so helpless. It's like there are no humans left in this world. The light screen should pay me for watching this video.]

[Phantom Image: Ah~~ I've committed countless evils in my life: delaying updates, leaving plot holes unfilled, creating unresolved storylines, and fabricating out-of-character anecdotes. But after listening to this song, all my karmic debts are wiped away.]

[Gui Ji: Me too.]

[March 7th: Huh? No, even the Great Lord of Annihilation was blown out?!]

[Fireworks: To be honest, this piece of junk is really shabby, but after listening to it, I actually felt a little unsatisfied? Damn it, is this the Lone Wolf's Wolf Will? It has such a powerful corrosive effect! Fireworks fans, please pay more attention. Starting today, for every new captain, Fireworks will listen to this thing live once!]

[Feiying: Huh? Isn't this a bit reckless, risking your life for money?]

[PuriCe: Shocking! The persona behind the famous streamer Huohuahua, Huohuahua, has actually gathered a group to eat "history." Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality? Please stay tuned for the latest issue of Tanuki Weekly.]

[Sambo: Alas~ Poor Hanabi, she's already fallen into evil~~~]

[March 7th: Now, it's finally over, isn't it?]

"Damn it~~"

[March 7th: Holy crap!!!]

Like a cat suddenly spotting a cucumber, March 7th jumped three feet high, almost crashing into the whale-shaped chandelier on the car roof.

With a click, the light screen opened again.

Scott appeared as a cartoon character with a large head, sitting alone under the spotlight with a sign on his head that read "Star Train, you must not stop running," and then generously sang a song.

This time, however, there were no strange tones, no sense of urgency, and the voice was even somewhat affectionate, with a touch of sadness.

"Star Train~~"

"Don't start the car~ Hmph hmph hmph hmph~~~"

"Run outside! Run! I'm hallucinating!"

"Hmm↑Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm↓Hmm←Hmm↑Hmm→Hmm↺~~"

Off-camera, a voice shouted, "Scott, stop practicing. The performance bonuses have been canceled, didn't you know?"

"Huh?" Scott's face darkened.

The light curtain then dimmed, and the little interlude came to an end.

But outside the light screen, everyone stared at the sky, not daring to let their guard down for a long time.

……

For those who haven't heard it, I recommend searching for the original video on Bilibili: Scott's single "Don't Take the Journey." Seriously, after listening to it once, you'll want to listen to it twice, and after listening twice, you'll want to listen to it three times. (PS: This is absolutely not meant to imply that if I can't live, no one else should either.)