Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Fireworks: I knew it was the Last King behind all this! Who else would care so much about Little Gray Hair?]

[March 7th: Could it be that this time I'll really be able to eat some kind of immortal peach that only blossoms and bears fruit once every 3000 years, or some mysterious elixir concocted by the white-bearded old Taoist priest, gaining boundless magical power?]

[Yanqing: Well... let's not even talk about it. Even if Lady March 7th really did eat that kind of thing on the Immortal Ship, there's a high probability that... well, if the Emperor Bow knew, he probably wouldn't be very happy.]

—[Next: The First Flower Sword Practice Record: Scott's Bizarre Adventure, Part 5.]

Dan Ding Si. In search of a serendipitous encounter, Xing and March 7th wandered aimlessly. Finally, they found something.

In this gathering place of Luofu healers, they encountered a... Yaoqing fox person?

Jiaoqiu greeted them with a smile: "You two must be guests of the Starry Sky Train. It's a great pleasure to meet you here. I am Jiaoqiu, a physician from the Yaoqing Immortal Ship. May I ask your names?"

March 7th was filled with anticipation for this extraordinary adventure, and readily accepted the person who had approached her: "My name is March 7th, and as for this one... she always comes up with a new way to introduce herself, so let her do it herself..."

[Star: She is March 7th, the record holder for consecutive wins against the Lone Wolf team; I am the Universal Weightlifting Champion, the Galaxy Baseball Man, the Cosmic Speed ​​Belt Tester... (omitting 10 titles).]

[March 7th: No, why do I only have one title while you have so many? And what the heck are those titles anyway? And you even picked the most ridiculous one for your only one?]

Xing put her hands on her hips and said, "Don't be so formal, I'm a patient in the next bed."

[March 7th: Huh? You...you're really out of your mind. How can you curse someone like that...and then curse yourself too?]

March 7th: "They said he's a doctor, not a patient. Besides, you weren't even hospitalized!"

[March 7th: Yeah, yeah.]

[Qingque: Wow~ You're doing both the lead and supporting roles? Two people can perform a group crosstalk? Ms. March, your going to learn swordsmanship is a huge loss to the world of Xianzhou crosstalk!]

[Star: March 7th is truly the number one吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or ridicule) character on the Starry Sky Train!]

Jiaoqiu was not offended by this, but instead laughed with interest: "Hahahaha, I have long heard that the nameless passengers of the Starry Sky Train do a lot of absurd things. Since this lady is March 7th, the other one must be Star."

"Does this really require a process of elimination?" March 7th protested, somewhat indignantly, "I'm much more serious than her!"

Jiaoqiu smiled faintly: "It seems I have been impolite... So, may I ask what Miss March does at the medical market?"

March 7th said somewhat embarrassedly, "Well, the medical skills of the Immortal Boat are renowned far and wide. I was wondering if I could find some of the miraculous medicines from the Immortal Boat novels and fantasy stories here."

Upon hearing this, Jiaoqiu's eyes narrowed with a smile that remained unchanged, and she kindly reminded her, "Miss Sanyue, seeking such a miraculous elixir will most likely attract those with ulterior motives, such as those from the 'Secret Transmission of the Medicine King'."

[Star: Hmm? Instead of saying we've been reading too many novels and are having wild fantasies, it's reminding us to keep a low profile? Could there really be such a miraculous cure?!]

[Pepper Hill: A miraculous elixir that can drastically change one's strength, thereby achieving victory... it's not impossible.]

[March 7th: Really? That's great! Can I really achieve my martial arts dream without lifting a finger?]

[Walter: His strength has undergone a dramatic change...]

Walter carefully considered and pondered the words. He could actually detect a hint of the blond, green-eyed, and morally bankrupt old friend in them.

Surely... no way?

……

The details of Xingjiang's challenge to the company's troublemakers on March 7th will be recounted.

Upon hearing this, Jiaoqiu laughed and said, "So that's how it is, haha, I understand now. The fifteen-day agreement is indeed a bit tight, so it's not hard to understand why Miss Sanyue has the idea of ​​searching for medicine..."

He smiled mysteriously and said, "Since you've run into me, there's no need to look elsewhere."

March 7th was overjoyed: "Could it be that Mr. Jiaoqiu knows where there is a miraculous elixir?"

Jiaoqiu said, "I heard that there is a martial artist on the Zhu Ming Immortal Ship. From the day he was born, his mother used a magical potion to cleanse his entire body, making his body as solid as iron, so that he no longer feels pain when he is beaten!"

March 7th's eyes widened: "Really?!"

[Star: His skin was as hard as iron from birth? How did he survive those growing years? Did the stretching pain in his skin escalate to the level of tearing steel plates?]

[Qingque: Sigh~~ I also miss the feeling of knee and leg bone pain when I was growing taller.]

[March 7th: Star, what's with your thinking now? But anyway, I've already grown up, so as long as it's true...]

A voice came from the light screen, Jiaoqiu said: "It's fake."

[Star on March 7th: Eh...this...you...I...sigh.]

[Undying Path: Eh... Eh? What you're doing isn't right.]

March 7th said angrily, "It's fake, and you made me listen so carefully! So... is there a gentler way?"

Without even blinking, Jiaoqiu began another story: "I've heard that there's a tall tower on the Zhu Ming Immortal Ship, and a cat-like immortal lives there. Swordsmen only need to eat one of the broad beans it grows to not only instantly recover from extreme fatigue to their best condition, but also not feel hungry for ten days."

March 7th's eyes lit up: "This is great! This is great!"

Jiaoqiu said, "This one is fake too."

"..."

Xing scrutinized the squinty-eyed fox-person before her: "You've come here specifically to amuse yourself in March, haven't you?"

March 7th said discontentedly, "Are you even a doctor? I came here asking for medicine, and all you're doing is making up stories to amuse me?"

"Don't be in such a hurry. I'm just testing Miss March 7th's sincerity in seeking the medicine." Jiaoqiu said seriously, "After all, the shelf life of this elixir is very short. If I go through all the trouble of making it and you don't dare to try it, wouldn't that be a waste?"

"Food expiration date..." Even March 7th was speechless: "Is what you're making medicine or food?"

[March 7th: Are the drug approval numbers and food approval numbers used interchangeably on Xianzhou Island?]

Jiaoqiu smiled slightly: "In our [Danzhi School]'s medical theory, medicine is food, and food is medicine. People are like the food they eat, so eating the right food can cure diseases and heal ailments."

[Star: Oh, I know that. The root is the leaf, and the leaf is the root!]

[Bai Lu: Don't randomly watch short videos about fake medicine; they don't count!]

"Well, since Miss March is so eager for the medicine, I will bring you the [miracle drug] you desire when we meet next time. Please don't refuse."

[March 7th: He's such a nice guy. We're complete strangers, and he's so eager to help? It seems Scott's behavior really has angered everyone!]

[Star: Is it possible that he wants to use you as a test subject for drugs?]