Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

Lakshmi suddenly let out a high-pitched, witch-like laugh, as eerie as Scott's.

The audience was stunned at first, their initial reaction being that she had been so traumatized that she had gone insane. But then, they instinctively sensed something was wrong.

Lakshmi's voice, however, was far quicker than anyone else's reaction. Her voice was full of deep affection, her eyes brimming with longing: "Hahaha, Scott, this is exactly the kind of you I love!"

[Tail: Awooo~]

Everyone in the universe felt as if their heads had been hit by a heavy hammer, leaving them stunned. For a fleeting moment, the entire galaxy's intelligence ceased.

All those who haven't had a chance to taste love experience a rollercoaster of emotions, ultimately losing themselves in the constant thrills.

Within the light screen, Tail felt as if he'd been stabbed: "Uh...you're defying the heavens too!"

[Star: You're absolutely right!]

[Fireworks: This speaks to the hearts of so many!]

[March 7th: Where are they?]

[Qingque: Heroes are as numerous as carp crossing a river! Two top-tier experts have appeared in a small office in the company?!]

Lakshmi trembled with excitement. Scott's despicable behavior seemed to have a strange charm for her. After what should have been a severe blow, a hint of admiration even appeared in her eyes: "I understand. I will make way for you. But when the day comes that I defeat you like this, please accept my heart."

Scott stood with his hands on his hips, his voice weathered and tinged with a faint hint of sorrow: "Let's not do that, because I'm a lone wolf."

"..." Tail felt like he was suffocating: "You really are stubborn."

This time, the chat group was completely silent.

[Tail: Haha, hahahaha...]

It chuckled, its tail swaying, then suddenly roared, "You two are fucking lunatics!!!"

[March 7th: Wow... I'm truly impressed! How could such incredible people even manage to pair up? And they just happened to hit it off in the same office?!]

March 7th's lips were trembling, and she wanted to slap herself. But she refrained because she was afraid of the pain.

What were all my previous worries? What was all that sympathy for? How could the woman escape unscathed because the man was so extraordinary? There were clearly only two humanoid beings standing there from beginning to end!

[Star: Holy crap. These two bastards are absolutely mind-blowing! A lovesick fool and a lovesick woman, both "human-like," a match made in heaven! God must have downed three huge buckets of soda and coffee in one go, otherwise his brain wouldn't be fried like this. I thought it was some naive girl being deceived, but it turns out it's a pair of lunatics mutually attracted! Amazing, the intricacies of their brains are truly masterful! I've never been this speechless in my entire life. It's a loss for the entire universe that they didn't end up together.]

[Fireworks: You're so old? Fireworks has never seen anything like this before! A kindred spirit found in humble surroundings... Little Grey, you spoke too soon. As the saying goes, a true friend is hard to find in life, and Scott has already met two in the first half of his life. He can die in peace.]

[Robin: I suddenly feel that Asawat's decision to let them go shouldn't be called a withdrawal, but rather a withdrawal.]

[Sai Fei: Grey, you're overthinking it. Who said they didn't end up together? What if they're just playing around? Scott has a recording device; could he just say, "You don't want to lose your job, do you?" Couldn't he say something else? If the company doesn't allow office romances, then they might as well not have a romance at all, turning it into coercion. Not only is it risk-free, but it's also much more exciting.]

[March 7th: Why did the story suddenly switch to the beautiful secretary plot?]

[Aglaia: Sefaria, don't go and watch those weird videos.]

Himeko: March, you too.

[Gold Sand: So... it's true that quite a few executives in the company are indulging in sensual pleasures and have illicit relationships with their secretaries. But that's merely a moral failing, and as everyone knows, the company's moral compass is very... pristine.]

[Star: Hiss...]

Xing scratched his head, gritting his teeth, finding it extremely difficult to hold back. This is too much...

However, since the subject is Scott, it's not entirely impossible.

[Star: I suggest locking this out. This "perfect couple" should just be willing to be a crash bird in heaven and a branch for a halberd on earth; please don't let it come out and harm people!]

[Black Tower: Screw. Another case of intelligent machines rivaling humans has emerged.]

On the space station, Black Tower, holding a cup of coffee, smiled meaningfully at her best friend.

Opposite her, Screwgoom had been silent for a long time. This time, his shutdown lasted especially long, exceeding ten seconds.

After a long while, he slowly opened his mouth, and a barely perceptible sound came from the system.

"crisis……"

"What?" Black Tower listened intently.

"An omnic crisis..." Screwgoom's dim mechanical eye suddenly brightened: "I must immediately return to Screwgoom to ensure that the omnics there haven't been contaminated by her logic. Then, I must immediately begin production and distribute the anti-'Lone Wolf' logic vaccine free of charge to all omnics in the universe. Otherwise, there's a 1.2% chance of causing a catastrophe no less severe than the Anti-Organic Equation. It's predicted that in twenty years, this probability will increase to 5.7%."

Black Tower's eyes flashed: "Could it be that serious?"

[Screwgoom: This is not an exaggeration. For a long time, the core differential machine of Screwgoom has been using its maximum computing power to deeply analyze the contents of the light screen. If it were to infinitely copy the "Lone Wolf Spirit" as harmless data, all network-connected intelligent machines could potentially be affected.]

[Star: By then, anywhere in the universe, if you just throw a brick out, you're guaranteed to hit a "lone wolf" among the omnipotent machines?]

[Fireworks: They even had extremely perverse relationships.]

What kind of hellish drawing is this?!

The people in the Milky Way were terrified.

"What's the difference between such a universe not being finished and being finished?"

"I never expected this, I really never expected it. The ways death can occur in the universe are truly beyond my imagination!"

[Blue Sparrow: That kind of society, full of cutthroat competition and predatory ruthlessness...it's terrifying! Mr. Screw Gum, hurry up and get going!]

[Huo Huo: Tail, wake up, look...]

[Tail: I'm not watching!!!]

[March 7th: Poor Tail. It sacrificed so much to help me defeat Scott.]

[Star: Who says otherwise? I thought this journey would be about uncovering Scott's dark history, but it turned out to be a series of historical fabrications. And... Tail, wake up, your mission isn't over yet!]

[Tail: Say that again? You dare say it again? I'll kill myself, you believe me?!]

Tail took a deep breath, steadied itself, and fled without hesitation.

He searched high and low and finally found another memory.

But this time, Scott was nowhere to be seen; instead, the company employees were respectfully surrounding a wolf.

"That was a wolf?" Tail sensed the presence on him and suddenly realized, "No, that was Scott himself."