Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Hanabi: It's okay, Scott. Being socially awkward at first is tough, but you get used to it after a while. You'll be fine the third time.]

[March 7th: Is this the third time I've performed here?]

[Hanabi: No, this is the third time you've been shameless.]

[March 7th: Uh... I can't really understand. But, I've finally gotten my revenge! Hehe, little boss lady, I've avenged you! Although... it seems we haven't actually become enemies in real life yet.]

Scott took a deep breath, his self-protective instincts making him instinctively hug his shoulders. He mumbled incoherently, looking up at the sky, pretending his mouth wasn't his own: "I want to apologize to the little boss lady of the Nightless Marquis. It was all my fault for causing trouble and deliberately picking a fight (exhales)!"

Xing, worried that he might have a bad memory and inadvertently earn a reputation for breaking the agreement, kindly reminded him, "You haven't learned to squeal like a pig yet?"

March 7th spreads his hands: "Yeah, it's a pig squealing!"

A cacophony of protests immediately erupted from the crowd: "Yes, yes!"

Suddenly remembering something, March 7th waved his hand and said, "Hey, wait a minute!"

"I'm going to record this." With that, he quickly aimed the camera at Scott.

[Star: It has to be March, much worse than Su Chang. Just like me!]

[March 7th: What are you so proud of? No, what do you mean by "just like you"?]

Scott took a deep breath, as if preparing to give a speech: "This moment is just like that moment..."

[Fireworks: How can they be so similar?]

"Before I start imitating a pig's squeal, I have one more thing to say!"

[Star: Please speak freely.]

"Corporate mechs!" Scott shouted meticulously, then yelled hoarsely, "Only idiots want to scream like crazy!!!"

After saying that, he once again demonstrated his superb skills in bionics!

"Hmph! Snoring! Hmph—"

"Huffing and puffing, snoring and snoring—"

[Saifeier: Absolutely right! Only a pig would want a company mecha, and then he lost, and then he squealed like a pig. The logic is flawless!]

[Huo Huo: He shouted so loudly just now, could it be an opportunity to retaliate against the mecha? Is he holding a grudge against the mecha because he lost?]

[Su Chang: Mmm... just hearing that makes my mouth water. I really want to eat some fragrant braised pork.]

[Fireworks: Tsk tsk, he's still so magnanimous and responsible. Is it really not because he has some strange fetish?]

How could any living being with wisdom in the world possibly keep a straight face forever?

At this moment, some were all smiles, others were dismissive, and the atmosphere was filled with merriment. There was another group: the company, especially the two departments responsible for research and development and public relations, whose faces were practically green with rage.

[Golden Sands: The negative effects of Scott's failure this time are likely enough to destroy ten years of work by the publicity and R&D departments.]

[Star: That's good. If they can't sell them, then we'll just have to lower the price to clear out the inventory. Thanks, Scott, for bringing down the price of the company's mechs!]

——【Next episode: The First Flower Sword Training Record: Scott's Bizarre Adventure Part 2】

[March 7th: Huh? There's more? And it's about this? But didn't Scott even imitate a pig's squeal? This isn't over yet?]

[Star: Could it be that Scott, harboring resentment, tossed and turned in bed all night until dawn, finally succumbing to his pent-up anger and deciding to resort to underhanded revenge? If so, this isn't just a matter of personal feelings; it's escalating him to an enemy!]

The audience at the Galaxy simply scoffed at this. Scott's two previous bets had only seemed plausible because they involved unconventional routes. If he lost his temper and did something like an assassination, the Train would treat him as a legitimate enemy…

Ha, they're not even in the same league, okay? There are nine ways a train could take him down, and that's an understatement!

The company itself might have to kidnap Scott and personally apologize to the train crew, cutting ties at lightning speed.

The light screen began to fluctuate, and everyone's expressions gradually changed from disdain to surprise, and then to utter astonishment.

Because the light screen exhibited unprecedented movement!

It freezes on the scene of Scott slinking away after fulfilling his promise, and then suddenly rewinds rapidly as if the video were playing in reverse!

They had witnessed this scene not long ago...

[Fireworks: Holy crap! Fireworks! Time reversal, the Last King's divine power?!]

Absolutely! Besides the Last King, who else has ever displayed such power?

but……

The envy, jealousy, and hatred of everyone in the Milky Way almost overflowed into the light screen.

[Potio: He's got a leg to cling to, why? What makes him deserving of such treatment?]

[Qingque: Isn't the Last King one of our own in the expansion? What does this mean? Is he even helping the enemy?]

[Firefly: Could it be that Scott... actually plays an indispensable role in the Stars?]

She looked at the faces that occasionally flashed on the screen and found it hard to accept.

[Fireworks: Could it be that Scott was really so funny that he caught the eye of the God of Joy and became the Messenger of Pleasure, or something else? But there's no need for the Last King to save him; he's not dead, just socially inept.]

[March 7th: Could it be... that he didn't become the Envoy of Pleasure, but rather, because of his deep-seated resentment and excessive suppression, he suddenly had an epiphany and became the Great Lord of Annihilation?!]

[Star: Him? Unless Nanuk's head was bitten by Aha.]

Scott, whose company branch had suffered two blows and who looked as gloomy as a plaster statue, suddenly burst forth with extraordinary vitality. Like a ten-pound live fish wrestling with a fisherman, he jumped and bounced around.

[Scott: Hahaha, you're all just jealous! This time, I'll win!]

In the blink of an eye, time had rewound to the day before the start of the competition.

Scott sent a challenge, inviting Xing to a decisive battle tomorrow.

Upon learning of this, Huo Huo, wanting to repay the debt of gratitude, quietly arrived at the location: "Miss March 7th, Xing. We heard that Scott has already sent a challenge. We were wondering if there's anything we can do to help Miss March defeat Scott."

A few days ago, on March 7th, I did indeed encounter a strange encounter. In Suiyuan, there was a mysterious old man who would say things like, "I see that you have extraordinary bones and are a martial arts prodigy who appears once in a hundred years," whenever he met a contestant in a martial arts ceremony, and he would instruct him on how to impart his skills.

But those who accepted his gifts, let alone becoming martial arts prodigies, all turned into primitive humans whose hands and feet were not yet tamed, and all they could say was "Waibi Babu".

Working together with Huo Huo, they finally solved the case. It turned out that a martial arts-loving creature named Sui Yang was responsible. Its vast martial arts memories caused the brain to overload during its hasty indoctrination, leading to the tragedy. In order to lure it out, San Yue Qi risked his own life, almost making matters worse for his already not-so-bright mind.

Now that Huo Huo knows that March 7th is in trouble, she has volunteered to come.

After discussing it for a while, the group still couldn't come up with a good idea to make March 7th explode with power.

Tail grew increasingly irritated and said to March 7, "I'm not trying to criticize you, but you're following Scott's line of thinking too closely."