Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Tail: ...From now on, every time you face a monster and hide in the bushes with your head in your hands, too scared to come out, I'll definitely provide the voiceover!]

Hearing that the map in his hand was just the tip of the iceberg, and that the entire planet was at risk of exploding, Xing's forehead tightened: "Why don't you use this patience for something else..."

Hanabi: "Thank you for the compliment! It's mainly because Hanabi-sama is lucky."

She said with great pride, "Although I don't know why, 16537 esteemed dream chasers have volunteered to help Lady Hanabi... Indeed, a smiling girl is bound to have good luck~"

"In short, the bombs that Lady Hanabi planted on the cruise ship were hidden inside the bodies of 999 dolls."

"Those of you with keen eyes will surely find where the real bomb is hidden—good luck!"

After saying that, without giving anyone a chance to react, [Which side should we watch the fireworks from?] left the group chat.

Only a group of people were left behind, filled with anxiety and unease.

March 7th exclaimed in surprise: "How much???"

[Qingque: 999 dolls... wait, 100,000 bombs stuffed into 1,000 dolls, that's an average of 100 bombs per doll? Aren't all these dolls bigger than you?]

[Hanabi: Hey~ How can you talk like that? Can't it be that Lady Hanabi has mastered the miniaturization technology of seed bombs?]

Himeko: "Don't panic, we'll handle this together."

Robin: "Please keep quiet to avoid causing unnecessary panic."

"I will arrange for the family members to prepare for evacuation, and I will also need your help to defuse the bomb."

"The Oak family has historically relied on the power of [Order] to promise everyone that [death will never occur in dreams]."

"But now that we've lost the protection of [Order]... the consequences would be unimaginable."

Dan Heng said, "I agree. If anyone makes any discoveries, please share them in the group immediately."

After he finished speaking, heroes and warriors from all walks of life responded enthusiastically, waving flags and shouting slogans.

Yinzhi: "[Pure Beauty] It's my duty!"

Topa: "The company will also help, so please don't worry."

Gold dust: "Guess who will survive?"

Dr. Truth: "1"

Dr. Truth left the group chat.

Potio: "Let's go! Let's go!"

[Sai Fei'er: Tsk tsk tsk, is this what you call showing off your connections?]

[Topa: Sand Gold, you seem completely oblivious to any sense of crisis, even having the mind to joke around.]

[Gold Sand: Compared to the professor who just glanced at me and left, I've already given him a lot of face.]

[Sambo: Tsk tsk tsk, Hanabi, you're getting really good treatment. All the big shots in the world are fawning over you. It's like a Sunday boss battle treatment! Be careful you don't end up with the same fate~~]

[Fireworks: Ha~ Is that even a question?]

"Everything's arranged... Let's start following the map." Xing put away her phone and took out the blueprints again.

She then discovered that there was a very infuriating message on the back of the "Fireworks Treasure Map".

[Hanabi-sama has thoughtfully marked the locations of five of the nine hundred and ninety-nine imaginary neutron bombs for you] —

She's so kind!

You ask where the rest are? Enjoy exploring this luxury cruise ship!

Xing sped along, her eyes focused intently, scanning every spot that caught her eye like a searchlight.

As expected, Fireworks still had some humanity; following the map, Star found the first one in the spaceship bar.

When I rushed up to the doll, the person on the other end spoke first.

"Head Constable," the child said in a gruff voice, "We've finally waited for you, Little Gray-Haired Lord! I'm the head constable here, and I'm currently playing the role of a bomb!"

Xing frowned: "Little Gray-haired Master? Is he big or small?"

"I'm about to explode, and you still care about this?"

[March 7th: That's what I think too.]

The head constable, Doll, said, "Alright, now that you've found me, it's my turn to complete my mission. Next, I'll count down from five, and then it'll explode!"

"five"

"Four--"

[March 7th: Huh? Wasn't it supposed to be a time bomb? Why did it become a trigger-activated landmine? This is unethical!]

"One!!!" The gruff voice suddenly turned into a roaring voice between fireworks.

[March 7th: Wow, they've gone even further in terms of martial ethics!]

Xing frowned: "What about my three and two?"

[The constable] Doll paused, stunned: "Does that matter? I'm not even a real bomb!"

As she spoke, her steady, childlike voice returned to Hanabi's natural tone, and she teased, "Aren't you surprised, taken aback, and panicked?"

"No? Really? Well, that's a shame." Even through the doll, you could almost see Xing's pout and resentful expression, despite her composed demeanor.

"You really should learn how to please girls!"

Then, the doll fell completely silent.

The star will be a firework... The doll cruelly tears itself open and discovers that it is indeed a toy—only it has a remote-controlled speaker installed.

[Star: Me...you've tricked me again?]

[Fireworks: What, do you really want to open it and then, bang, blast you into a stellar core flying everywhere? The next one will grant your wish!]

[Yao Guang: Oh? In that case, perhaps...]

Just as I was wondering, my phone vibrated; there was a message in the group chat!

Xing quickly checked the situation.

Black Swan: "There's been progress with the bomb."

"Good news and bad news"

Which one would you like to hear first?

Xing: "??? How come you're in the group too?"

The Black Swan ignored her, then posted a picture of itself performing a ritual with a crystal ball, followed by the good news: "In short, I found 131 bombs that aren't actually bombs."

March 7: "This Masked Fool is really stirring up trouble..."

[March 7th: Black Swan's efficiency is off the charts! She found one star and already turned up 131? That was only a few minutes ago, much faster than pressing the button on a firework!]

[Dahlia: Darling, I'm so glad you're so useful.]

[Black Swan: I wish you were useful too.]

[Star: So, Fireworks was really messing with me? She couldn't possibly have condensed 100,000 bombs into one doll, could she?]

[Sunday: We must find them all, no matter what. It's incredibly foolish to gamble with the conscience of the Masked Fool.]

"There's been some progress... Keep up the good work."

Xing dashed along the map and quickly found the second one near the spaceship's enclosure.

Its expression is like: ᗜ‿ᗜ

This is a Fumo doll shaped like a firework.

According to the book "A Compilation of Modern Fireworks Terminology," the word "Fumo" first appeared on Mars in the Fireworks Galaxy during the Amber Period 2005, originally meaning "fluffy." Now, the people of Mars often use "Fumo" specifically to refer to "fluffy dolls."

In other words, "【Fumo】doll" actually means "plush doll", which sounds a bit strange, but it makes sense considering that it's a fireworks product.

[Star: How did all this random stuff come out of my head?]