Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Star: Huff... Pfft!]

Then, in a deep, booming voice, He seamlessly continued: "Cunhu is an idiot!"

"The hunting party had absolutely no sense of humor!"

"Destruction... he's a madman, haha~~" After this merciless and sharp commentary, He finally couldn't hold back anymore, and a cunning laugh followed.

He then said, sounding aggrieved, "The star gods are all so stubborn, Aha, I'm so embarrassed... Hehehehe! Uhhahahaha~~!!"

The biting satire, accompanied by the maniacal laughter, spread throughout the universe.

Xing couldn't hold back from the very first sentence, and with one person leading the way, laughter spread like a virus.

The smiles that everyone had been forcibly suppressing instantly burst forth like a flood, becoming unbearable.

Laughter soared high into the sky, stopping the clouds in their tracks.

[Star: Hahaha, the essence, absolutely the essence! I, Akivili, declare: Aha, you're right!]

[Fireworks: Hahaha, it has to be you again, God of Fun. It's such a pity you didn't give a thorough critique of each and every one of the dozen or so Star Gods, hahaha!]

[Yao Guang: Hah~ Hah~ Sorry, Emperor Bow Master, but I just couldn't hold back... Hahahaha!]

Throughout the entire universe, all those on their respective destinies were laughing out loud.

Among them, the people from the Immortal Boat Alliance, the Sea Patrol Knights, the Interstellar Peace Company, the Antimatter Legion, and other forces were laughing more like they were crying.

Ah, that's really awful!

They laughed and prayed, hoping their star god wouldn't take offense.

After a long while, the power of pleasure completely subsided, and everyone returned to normal.

[Fu Xuan: Utterly absurd! Such vulgar behavior... By the Emperor's Bow, I implore you to see the truth; it is all Aha's fault!]

[Star: That's right, they're all from Ahagan!]

[Fireworks: Be content. The fact that Aha didn't control the mortals' unanimous cries and sharp criticisms of their own star god is already a sign of His conscience. But, hehe… I really want to see the scene of the robot head, the big rock, the bursting chocolate man, and the blue-haired guy all ganging up on the God of Fun! Fight! Fight! I want to see rivers of blood and the God of Fun's mask torn to shreds!]

[March 7th: I feel you're more dangerous than the God of Joy!]

[Black Tower: But in a sense, these assessments are indeed correct.]

[Lai Gushi: I sincerely hope that the first sharp comment can come true as soon as possible.]

[Dahlia: Well, my good friend, you said you were a good person, and that you knew nothing? You've been hanging out with the Goddess of Pleasure. How can you be a good person?]

[Black Swan: I... honestly, do I seem like a joker?]

The black swan is speechless. What exactly happened to my future?!

……

The future Black Swan knew nothing of this; she proceeded in one breath to name the rest of the star gods one by one with great enthusiasm: "Look at that sailor, dead drunk (binge eating and drinking)."

The alluring lip print suddenly parted, shattering the gluttonous disguise, revealing jagged fangs and a scarlet maw that devoured everything in its path.

"Listen to the baby crying and laughing in the mirror (conclusion)."

A mirror shattered with a crash, and flower branches bent. The symbol of purity and beauty was instead a broken cube, so different from its original appearance.

"The waves (soaring wings) enter the dream (perception), the scales collapse (turn), and we respectfully welcome the invisible heir (the retrograde)."

Breeding, mystery, balance—one takes its turn on stage after another.

"Ultimately, measure the world with your body, and remember all of this in your heart."

The last star god stepped onto the stage. This crowned, icy deity had a strange voice that was indistinguishable between men, women, and children.

……

Xing, relying on the light screen, watched the magnificent deity before him as if he were there.

A thought suddenly flashed through her mind, and she subconsciously straightened her expression.

This one is completely different from all the star gods she has spoken with!

"It seems like we...have some kind of subtle connection?"

The gods are merely projections and cannot respond in real time.

The Star Train sped past in front of him.

He brought only a gentle voice with earnest hope: "We remember, we forget. Some are obsessed with searching for the past, some carelessly discard memories. It doesn't matter, time will gather everything together."

"Time..." Xing murmured to herself.

What was she waiting for? But judging from the series of events since the Iron Tomb incident, it seemed that she didn't have much time.

Moreover, this time the deity did not have any accompanying aura?

The light screen rapidly shifted, the view following the fleeting glimpse of the star train gliding across the edge of the Milky Way.

The black swans, with great passion and fervor, recited the most magnificent epic of heroism in the universe: "They say, this is the path you should take—"

"Akivili (the Trail Blazers), set off again (to connect the world), Akivili (the Trail Blazers)!"

Boom!

The majestic music reached its climax, but then it came to an end.

The vastness of the universe and the greatness of the star gods gradually faded into the distance, and the scene returned to the mysterious fortune-telling house.

The Black Swan put down the Tao card and closed the astrology book.

Xing felt as if she were sitting across from her, becoming her guest.

The black swan rested her chin on her hand, a graceful smile playing on her lips, and said meaningfully, "Countless shooting stars streak across the sky tonight. If you choose the right one, it will carry your wishes to hundreds of worlds."

The light screen gradually dimmed.

But the onlookers remained silent. They didn't feel they had uncovered any earth-shattering secrets; instead, they became even more confused.

[Fu Xuan: This final scene completely overturned our previous guesses. It seems that the Star Gods not only didn't fight over stars, but also didn't have any amazing plan to cultivate a destined soulmate. They were just greeting Akivili one by one?]

[Yao Guang: Indeed. With the War of the Gods imminent, the star gods, who should be at odds with each other, are surprisingly harmonious. Even the Emperor of Bows and the Ancestor of Plague didn't fight on the spot. Nanuk, who vowed to destroy everything, treated Akivili with great courtesy. But without a doubt, they were speaking to the stars. It's just that they're being far too polite, as if they were prepared to wait for him at every stop.]

[Black Tower: What's even stranger is that all the Star Gods seem to be hoping that Archibald will change something. Is there a more important, more unknown meaning to connecting the worlds besides facilitating cultural exchange? Damn it, what exactly is this War of the Gods? What's wrong with our universe? This life-or-death yet respectful relationship among the Star Gods is practically like Archibald's—though I really dislike this analogy—practically like His harem.]

[Star: I understand. When I'm around, everyone's all friendly and amicable. But the moment I turn my back, they all seem to want to strangle each other, their tongues lolling out three feet long. Sigh... what can I do? I'm just such a sinful woman.]

[March 7th: Have some shame!]

[Dahlia: But it wasn't entirely without gains. At least our dear host's identity is now quite clear, isn't it?]

[Black Swan: What do you know now?]