Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

The Immortal Boat of Luofu.

"To stage a true space comedy, and to salvage the ending that's guaranteed to be brutally honest, host, please—debut as an idol!"

A series of emoticons with sparkling eyes and a cloyingly sweet female electronic voice exploded in Lin Shuo's mind: "Look, what an adorable pink dress! Host, please change!"

Lin Shuo's face darkened: "A ghost!"

He waved his hand, sending the system to the dark room. But the next moment…

"Host, use my Loli System to complete the tutorial and you'll get a bonus—you'll instantly transform into a loli!"

"Host, with my Male Succubus System here, I'll definitely make you a top assassin, gathering a bunch of loyal brothers who will fight tooth and nail for your ideals!"

"Which succubus are you?"

"Host, with my Filial Piety System around, as long as you continue to wander for half your life, you will surely become a heaven-sent hero, invincible under heaven!"

"Get out of my way! I don't want my father to be worth more than a nation!"

After sending all eight of the "Sleeping Dragons" and "Phoenix Chicks" to the dark room, Lin Shuo looked at the finally edited footage and pinched his brow: "What sins have I committed...?"

After nine consecutive unlucky draws, his bad luck finally came to an end, and even his own teammates were reversed and ended up in the world of Star Railway.

At first, he acquired a full nine systems—nine! Aha was laughing his head off when he saw that.

The only reliable one is the resonance point system.

Post videos and transform other people's emotional resonance into points of resonance in your own account.

With this amount of money, you can exchange for anything; even power surpassing that of a star god is within your grasp!

So, over the past few months, some little "fun" has started to circulate in every corner of the universe.

To this day, aside from exchanging for a courier-level power equivalent to that of an Annihilation Lord to barely protect himself, he has finally accumulated enough resonance points to usher in his first system upgrade.

"start!"

The progress bar quickly reached 100%, and a pop-up message announcing the good news appeared before my eyes.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, your system has leveled up to level 2. The projection range has expanded from the Immortal Boat Luofu to the entire universe. An immersive viewing experience space and a red/black list function have been unlocked. From now on, characters you edit will have a built-in system rating; those on the list will receive corresponding rewards, and you will also receive an identical reward.]

After saying that, the system automatically disappeared.

Lin Shuo was almost moved: "Having a system that doesn't cause trouble and just leaves after saying its piece is really damn good!"

"However, I didn't expect this upgrade to be this good."

He took all the rewards from everyone? Bai E got one, he took one; Xi Lian got one, he took one; Chang Ye Yue got one, he took one…

Beautiful!

"Creak..."

The door opened with a click, and Lin Shuo's face darkened.

A maid, dressed in an exquisite maid's suit and wearing silk gloves, walked up to him in small leather shoes.

Her face was absolutely beautiful, but the rusty red mask on her head gave away her identity.

"Master, would you like to eat first, or take a bath first, or... perhaps become the Envoy of Pleasure first?"

"Please put the drink down and close the door from the outside, thank you!" Lin Shuo directly told him to leave.

The newcomer called herself Haha, but Lin Shuo had already figured out her background through the system. She was actually an incarnation of the Pleasure Star God Aha!

Attracted by his outlandish system and edited videos, they even offered to give him noodles. But he had the opportunity to be an equal, so wouldn't it be a huge loss for him to become a subordinate now? But Haha, on the other hand, insisted on staying there because he was having fun.

Fortunately, this guy doesn't act like a god.

"Tsk, how heartless. What did you cut this time?"

Haha leaned closer, glanced at the computer screen, and frowned: "What do you mean it's not fun? Are you betraying the great army of fun-loving people? You're disloyal!"

"How dare you say that?" Lin Shuo's forehead veins bulged.

"Who was it that watched my video and immediately jumped into Silver Wolf's face saying, 'You can't keep your driver's license if you ride a motorcycle, and you can't keep your account if you're a hacker'?"

"And then there were those videos of Crydella being made fun of, broadcasting them across the entire sky of Onpharos, with things like Caesar hosting a banquet—a full house of distinguished guests, and 'It is said that Crydella once came up with a clever way to punish those who dared to laugh at her height, but unfortunately she was too tall to reach and had to give up.' As a result, Aglaia dug me up from the ground up online, and I was wanted all over Onpharos..."

"Luckily, I don't live in Onfaros."

Haha glanced sideways guiltily: "Didn't I give you 1% of your power as compensation? Most people wouldn't even consider trading it for my fun..."

"In short, there's no way we're going to get any funny videos this time!"

"Hmph! So what if you can't..." Haha whispered, "Hmph, I can still find fun in serious videos!"

Lin Shuo then uploaded the video to the system, and with a click of his finger, pressed the projection button.

"System, start up!"

In the next instant, an invisible wave spread out, enveloping the entire universe.

In the vast Milky Way and boundless universe, who can be called a hero? Who will etch an epic tale?

This video will highlight every admirable soul in the universe, every person who has reached the pinnacle of achievement. Those who make the list will receive unparalleled rewards!

In an instant, within a range extending to the edge of the universe, wherever there were people, mysterious light curtains, like auroras, rose up, blotting out the sky!

The earth-shattering phenomenon instantly shook the Milky Way, terrifying countless living beings!

……

"To celebrate the successful completion of this pioneering journey in Belleburg, let's raise a toast!" Himeko raised her porcelain glass, the rich aroma inside making her even more excited.

The others, holding their cups, looked at each other with dark expressions.

Himeko's kindness and hospitality were hard to refuse, but the coffee she personally brewed for everyone seemed to harbor a demon!

Xing was on the verge of tears. They had clearly won the battle, so why were they being given poisoned wine as a reward?

"Why aren't you drinking it yet?" Himeko asked疑惑地, "If you don't drink it soon, the coffee will clump together."

What kind of coffee did you brew? It's so mushy!

"This, this..." Xing was caught in a dilemma, then suddenly her expression changed drastically as she pointed to the empty window: "What, what's that?!"

"Hmm?" Himeko turned around.

Xing, March 7, Danheng, and Walter flipped the cups over towards the trash can, but nothing happened.

Slap the bottom of the cup hard.

The coffee, trailing a thin strand, dipped into the bucket.

Xing murmured softly, "Phew~ Luckily I reacted quickly... Damn it (train slang)!"

She stared dumbfounded at the spot she had just pointed to.

The endless golden light curtain, stretching to the horizon, suddenly appeared before our eyes.

Could it be that Hakkivili's spirit in heaven couldn't bear to see him suffer? Heaven is really cooperating!

March 7th turned around in surprise: "You, when did you learn this move? Why didn't you use it when fighting the Mother of Illusion? Is coffee even more... well, a little more terrifying than Cocolia?"

Xing pointed to herself: "Me?"