They surrounded me right after the breakup.

The photo received over 50 likes the moment it was posted.

The comments kept popping up.

"Oh my, congratulations Miss Lin on finding your ideal partner! Wishing you a healthy baby soon!"

"My boyfriend is so handsome! I'm so jealous!"

"Bring her out and introduce her to your girlfriends!"

Even if Lin Yaoyao wanted to delete it, it was too late.

"What did you write? Oh, I get it, but what do the remaining 186 and 8 mean?"

She blinked her big, bright eyes and asked in confusion.

Jiang Han pretended to be serious: "Ahem! 186 is my height, and 8 is my lucky number."

"As the saying goes, strike the snake at its seven-inch mark; these are all code words that Shen Qingning can understand at a glance."

Lin Yaoyao gave a thumbs up: "Ruthless and professional, I like it!"

"Right? I'm serious about being your boyfriend. Want to give it a try?"

Jiang Han's lips curled into a smile as he brazenly surveyed her ample bosom.

"Get out of here!"

Lin Yaoyao symbolically replied to a few messages, then turned to leave the hall.

Suddenly, her phone rang.

The screen displayed the caller ID as "Mommy".

"Oh no! I forgot to block my family!"

Lin Yaoyao looked annoyed, holding her phone, unsure whether to answer or not.

Seeing her predicament, Jiang Han was inspired by the spirit of helping others, a characteristic of the Young Pioneers.

He directly took the phone from the other person.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Jiang Han made a "shh" gesture to Lin Yaoyao, signaling her to be quiet.

"Hello, Auntie! I'm Yaoyao's boyfriend, Jiang Han. She's gone to the restroom."

Upon hearing Jiang Han's simple and generous self-introduction, Lin Yaoyao felt her head buzzing.

He felt that his purpose in angering Shen Qingning was gradually going astray, and the situation was developing in an uncontrollable direction.

She understands her mother's traditional female mindset all too well!

After a two-second silence, an undisguised tone of joy came through the microphone.

"Xiao Jiang, hello! I hope I'm not bothering you? Will it cause any problems?"

"Um?"

The attitude of the Lin family elders was far beyond Jiang Han's expectations.

Shouldn't large families, in a stereotyped way, arrange their daughters' romantic relationships?

Why do I feel so happy to suddenly be dating a random guy?

"Auntie, Yaoyao and I are playing outside, we won't disturb you!"

"Great! I've been waiting for this like waiting for ages, and I've finally found a good son-in-law! Yaoyao has never been in a relationship before, and it's been driving me crazy!"

"She likes men, so I told her she likes men!"

Jiang Han remained silent for a moment.

If your daughter isn't dating, it must be because she's picky. Otherwise, with her figure and looks, why would she have trouble finding a man?

He said politely, "Auntie, it's my blessing to be able to date Yaoyao."

As he spoke, Jiang Han felt a sharp pain in his arm.

Lin Yaoyao pouted, widened her eyes, and pinched herself.

Jianghan won't tolerate this.

A pair of large hands wrapped around her slender waist and pulled her tightly into his embrace.

The little girl who had been scooping the food dared not move again.

On the phone, the middle-aged woman opened up and excitedly talked to herself.

"I'm a traditional woman, and so is Yaoyao."

Lin Yaoyao vaguely heard her mother's voice and nodded in agreement.

Jiang Han verbally agreed.

He secretly thought to himself that something was wrong.

They've all time-traveled, and they even have a system with them.

You want me to have a traditional one-on-one relationship again?

You might as well just kill me!

My life was miserable in my past life; I grew up drinking milk from many different families.

This little hobby is something I can't give up in this lifetime.

Just as Jiang Han was considering a plan to escape, his aunt made some outrageous remarks.

"I taught Yaoyao from a young age that a woman's duty is to give birth."

"Since she was eighteen, I have been strictly regulating her diet according to the standards for preparing for pregnancy."

"The goal is to have two children in three years and three children in five years, with no upper limit; the more the better."

Jiang Han was shocked and wanted to interrupt.

Seeing the look of agreement on Lin Yaoyao's face, he was speechless for a moment.

So, your double E signifies a heavy responsibility!

"Xiao Jiang, you have to keep it up! Yao Yao's fifth and sixth stepmothers became grandmothers last year, and it's making this eldest sister of mine so anxious!"

Wait a minute! Jianghan has discovered a blind spot!

Sixth stepmother?

Are there more experts?

This is the tradition that you and your daughter have been longing for?

It is not the traditional way of being chaste and devoted to one's husband and children.

It was a tradition of having multiple wives and concubines to ensure the continuation of the family line.

We've taken the traditions to the very end, and you've learned the essence of our ancestors' thousands of years of traditional culture!

The plan changed, and the escape was terminated.

Jiang Han felt comfortable listening to this family's remarks.

He's practically a life mentor for men, and a bounty target for young women.

"Auntie, don't worry, I will take good care of Yaoyao and come to see you when I have the chance!"

"There's nothing to see in an old woman like her. Young people should focus their time and energy on more important things. Yaoyao is a shy girl; you know what she's thinking, that's enough! Good luck!"

The air froze instantly after the call ended.

Jiang Han's large hand, which was gripping Lin Yaoyao's waist, unconsciously switched to a gentle caressing motion.

This body carries a significant historical mission and must be protected.

"You... really think that way?"

Jiang Han asked tentatively.

Lin Yaoyao's eyes were resolute as she nodded firmly.

"You've discovered that I'm actually a traditional woman."

"What do you think of me?"

Jiang Han admitted that he was craving it.

He was not only attracted to her body, but also to the life philosophy of the mother and daughter.

After Lin Yaoyao's secret was discovered, her expression became serious.

He took two steps back and looked Jiang Han up and down.

"Height is sufficient, appearance is acceptable, and physique is solid; intelligence is currently unknown."

"Are these the only standards?"

"Anything else you want?"

"For example, their economic strength, annual salary, and how much dowry are expected?"

Lin Yaoyao smoothed her hair and smiled, revealing bright dimples.

"A healthy and intelligent baby depends on genes, and has nothing to do with how much money the boy has."

"Besides, my family isn't short of money!"

Listen! Everyone, listen!

Their enlightenment is higher than Mount Everest!

Its depths are greater than the Pacific Ocean!

Jiang Han solemnly took Lin Yaoyao's smooth little hand and said:

"In order to better achieve the effect of getting revenge on Shen Qingning, we must play the role of boyfriend and girlfriend at all times."

"Hehehe, I didn't expect you to take it so seriously!"

Are there any other men who know about your traditional way of thinking?

Lin Yaoyao thought for a moment and said, "No! I'm afraid others won't accept it, so I've never mentioned it."

Jiang Han patted his chest, relieved.

He said that the reason why this talented voice actress is single is because her upbringing in traditional culture from a young age has attracted many suitors.

"Don't tell anyone else! Just keep it to yourself, me, and Mom."

"Why?" Lin Yaoyao asked, puzzled.

Do the girls around you have the same thoughts?

"no."

"That's right. Have you heard of Bruno? He was burned alive as an outsider just for denying the geocentric theory."

"Your current situation is similar to his."

"what?"

Lin Yaoyao was so frightened that her body trembled violently, and her beautiful face turned pale.

"Don't worry! As a good boyfriend, I don't think I'll tell anyone."

"Thank you! You're such a kind person!"

"No, no, no!" Jiang Han quickly interrupted her.

"Please don't just give out friend cards; I'd rather be the bad guy."

Why?

"Women don't love men who aren't a little bad."

The practical experience of the two lifetimes led them down two completely opposite paths.

Practice makes perfect; no further explanation is needed.

After saying that, Jiang Han grabbed Lin Yaoyao and walked towards the sports car at the door.

In a short time, the offensive and defensive positions shifted.

He went from being a tool to being used to becoming a champion of traditional Chinese culture.

"Slow down, where are you going?"

"I'll go home with you!"