Eighteen Ghost Emperors of my ancestors, how dare you make me live in terror?
Chapter 77 Congratulations, you've all been fired.
"Mr. Lu... Mr. Lu?" The department manager was dumbfounded.
Which Mr. Lu? Who is Mr. Lu?
Does the company not have anyone with the surname Lu?
The other employees in the office had already turned their attention to it.
They were utterly bewildered and confused by what they were seeing.
Lu was sitting, while a group of people from the client company were standing.
Lu Ye crossed his legs, while the client's top leader bent over.
Didn't they say the project was cancelled? What's the client company up to now? I've never seen a client bowing and scraping to a contractor.
Mr. Jia's obese body was bent over, and large beads of sweat kept dripping down his back. Lu didn't say a word.
As soon as Lu Ye switched the legs he had been crossing, the shrewd HR manager from the client stepped forward, held a thick stack of documents in his hands, and knelt on one knee in front of Lu Ye.
"Mr. Lu, these are the equity transfer documents, company seal, and business license. Your appointed representative has completed all the acquisition procedures. From today onwards, 100% of the equity of Company A belongs to you. Congratulations."
100% equity...
Rumble, crack, crack.
The department manager stared at the thick document, his mind reeling.
"Wait...wait a minute, when did he...? Are you sure you're not mistaken about something?" The department manager chuckled dryly.
The client's HR manager didn't even bother to glance at it. "Half an hour ago, President Lu invested ten million in fictitious money to buy all of our company's shares and dissolved the original board of directors. Now the company is fully under President Lu's control."
Boom! Crackling sounds!
Thunder roared again.
A gash appeared between the eyebrows of the department manager, who staggered and leaned on the table for support.
"Ten million... How... is that possible?"
Lu Ye glanced at the document in front of him. He had already turned to the last page, and the bottom was blank with a pen on it.
"It's time for the autographs, boss," Lao Da whispered a reminder from behind.
Lu Ye picked up a pen and scribbled two characters in a scribble-like manner on the blank space.
The entire office was completely silent.
The moment he signed, invisible forces of contract seemed to seep into his body. They were useless, but they represented ownership of certain assets.
"Anything else you want to deny?" Lu Ye smiled and glanced at the department manager, whose ghostly form had shattered from shock and who couldn't even answer. "If not, then shut up. I'm about to have some fun."
Acquiring the first company was just the first step; he hadn't even had a chance to enjoy himself yet, as he had to deal with everyone else one by one.
"Who called me Xiao Lu at the dinner table last night? Raise your hand."
Three or four hands slowly rose from the crowd of people from the client company.
"What was your previous position at the company?" Lu Ye squinted and randomly picked an unlucky guy.
The man lowered his head and said, "Reporting to President Lu, I am the Director of the Business Unit, a P9 level employee."
"Great, congratulations on becoming a P1 level employee. You'll be responsible for cleaning and maintaining the company restrooms. Any objections to this position?"
The man shuddered, his face turning ashen. "No...no objection, Mr. Lu."
Under the city's rules, every eccentric employee must have a company they belong to, or they will soon be naturally absorbed by the city and become its nourishment.
Although going from a high-ranking department director to a lowly toilet cleaner is like falling from heaven to earth, it's still better than being fired and losing your job.
"The other positions are cleared. Go back and see if there are any suitable ones to choose from." Lu waved lazily.
The director, who had been dismissed from his post, glanced at the pale faces of the others and suddenly felt a little better.
Fortunately, I wasn't the only unlucky one.
After a pause, Lu Ye's gaze finally fell on President Jia, who was standing at the very front.
Mr. Jia trembled and stammered, "Mr. Lu... Mr. Lu, I kept calling you 'little brother' last night, no... not 'Little Lu'."
"Who's your little brother? Look how clever you are."
"Yes, yes, yes." Mr. Jia hurriedly wiped his sweat.
I'm incredibly grateful that I escaped this ordeal because of my bad habit of easily becoming overly friendly with people when I'm drunk!
Just when President Jia thought the matter was over, Lu Ye spoke up again: "That's not what I meant."
It's not that? Then it seems it is...
pia!
In full view of everyone, President Jia slapped himself across the face with his backhand, the loud slap startling everyone else.
"It was my fault. I was bewitched. I drank a few bottles of horse urine and couldn't control myself. I shouldn't have let Xiao Juan secretly drug President Jiang's bed. I've already fired her. President Lu, please forgive me this time. I swear I will never dare to do it again."
The moment the company was acquired, the first thing he did was to painfully fire his beloved secretary, as he couldn't bear such a huge burden himself.
He had worked so hard for so many years to finally become the company's CEO, and he really couldn't accept being removed from his position!
"Please, Mr. Lu, give me another chance. As long as you don't demote me, I will work like a slave for the company! No, I will work like a slave for you, Mr. Lu!" Mr. Jia cried while slapping himself.
Wang Chao shook his head at the sight. The strangeness in this bizarre instance had become somewhat morbid. Not only did the lower-level employees have to work themselves to the bone for the company, but at certain times even the company leaders had to be treated like slaves.
"Don't worry, I don't intend to demote you." Lu Ye stood up and stretched.
"Not demoted? Mr. Lu, you really are..." Mr. Jia was overjoyed.
"I planned to open it for you from the beginning."
"President Lu!"
Mr. Jia looked up abruptly and found that Lu Ye's hand had grabbed his collar at some point.
"If you had come kneeling before last night, I might have turned a blind eye. After all, I was just here to have fun, and it had nothing to do with me. But after last night, I can only say that you were really unlucky. I have to vent my anger, otherwise I'll be seen as an incompetent husband."
As Lu Ye spoke, he glanced at the floor-to-ceiling window over there, unleashing his full S-rank power.
"Get out of here!"
Splash!
There's a big hole in the French windows.
Mr. Jia's round body was thrown more than 100 meters away, then traced a beautiful arc before falling straight down from the 32nd floor.
Although he certainly won't die from the fall, he's been fired and is now waiting to become nourishment for the city.
The wind howled in from high above, and no one dared to speak.
"Next." Lu clapped his hands and turned to look at the department manager with a smile.
"I...I?" The department manager pointed to himself, his face turning panicked after seeing the meaning in Lu Ye's eyes. "I...Mr. Lu, everything before was a misunderstanding. I...I was blind, I..."
"I've wanted to beat you up for a long time because you talk so much." Lu Ye first went up and pinned the department manager to the ground, then beat him mercilessly before finally picking him up and standing by the French windows.
Looking down hundreds of meters into the air, the department manager was filled with despair, but still screamed hysterically, "You only bought the client company; you're just a team leader in our company. I'm the manager! You have no right to treat me like this! This violates company rules!!"
"Who says he has no rights?"
A cold voice sounded from behind, and President Jiang Yingqing stepped out from the crowd and came to Lu Ye.
She glanced at the employees in the office, then looked at Lu Ye in front of her, pondered for a moment, and finally stepped forward, tilting her head back to gently kiss Lu Ye's lips in front of everyone.
"ah!!!"
The department manager let out a bloodcurdling scream, as if he had been utterly and psychologically destroyed.
"Why did you have to make yourself suffer like this? Do you still have anything to say now?" Lu Ye felt a surge of satisfaction and tapped the department manager on the head. "I'm officially informing you that you're fired."
3, 2, 1.
Leave you!
Everyone watched the department manager walk away.
After finishing these tasks, Lu Ye turned around, put his arm around the president's waist, and casually left a comment.
"Don't be shocked, keep working, do what you're supposed to do."
"Remember to get the glass fixed later."
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