Eighteen Ghost Emperors of my ancestors, how dare you make me live in terror?
Chapter 10 Oh no... I'm the groom now?
the next day.
A grand banquet.
After getting up, Lu Ye went to the entrance of the Jiang residence on time to wait for the gifts.
The groom hadn't arrived yet, the bride was inside, and the strange guests who came to give gifts continued to arrive in an endless stream.
Lu was having a great time collecting them.
During this time, other strange people came over, trying to assign him other dangerous tasks.
But Lu dismissed them all with money.
A whole day has passed.
The gift box next to it looks exactly the same as it did yesterday.
All the gifts sent by the strange guests ended up in Lu Ye's pocket.
The thought of the strange groom and the strange bride not matching up when they checked the yurt made Lu a little happy.
After learning that he had a group of Ghost Emperor ancestors and that this A-level bizarre dungeon could no longer do anything to him, he completely relaxed.
A bizarre instance where someone could die if they weren't careful.
For Lu Ye, it's all about having fun.
"Why haven't I seen Ling Xin'er yet?"
On his way back to his room, Lu also pondered for a moment.
He had seen everyone else since entering the instance, except for Ling Xin'er, who had the best talent.
It's like they've disappeared.
Of the 12 people, 5 are still alive.
He, the missing Ling Xin'er, and the three people living in the woodshed.
I heard that two guys got a severe beating last night, and they probably won't live much longer.
Lu Ye is certainly not a saint.
He has always maintained a very "ambiguous" attitude.
He pretends not to see them unless they come to him for help.
He doesn't refuse them when they come to him for help.
"But they all seem quite confident in themselves, so let's just live well."
There was a 100-yuan note placed at the door, meaning "Don't bother me while I'm sleeping unless you need something, just give me the money."
Lying on the warm bed, with the blankets pulled up, Lu Ye slept soundly.
She just kept falling asleep...
The surrounding scenery seemed to have changed in the hazy light.
The wedding procession was still incredibly long, with ten miles of red bridal attire, thousands of people seeing the bride off, and a lively and festive atmosphere.
It's just that the perspective has changed.
He seemed to be standing at the gate of the Jiang Mansion, dressed in a magnificent red robe, with a red flower on his chest and a turban on his head. All the eerie things around him were singing and dancing.
The bridal sedan chair finally arrived, tilted slightly, and a beautiful bride stepped out.
Amidst the commotion, he stepped forward, took his bride's hand, and turned to walk into the bridal chamber.
"Oh no... I'm the groom now?"
In the bright red bridal chamber, the candlelight flickered with an ambiguous glow.
"My lord..."
"I'm finally married to my husband."
"I miss you terribly."
A soft, gentle voice sounded in his ear, and a pair of red lips under the veil kept blowing air into his ear.
Two long, snow-white legs wrapped around her waist like an octopus as she straddled him.
"My lord, it's time for our wedding night."
Then those delicate hands began to pull at his clothes.
But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't undo the buttons around his waist.
The bride was clearly anxious, and she struggled even harder to unbutton her clothes.
But the more anxious you are, the less you can solve it.
"Hehe, can't solve it, can you?"
Lu Ye lay on the bed with a mischievous grin on his face.
"That's right, I can't even untie this myself."
The clothes I'm wearing were a gift from my ancestors, who didn't say anything when they gave them to me.
Anyway, it's beautiful and even has a built-in cleaning function. To take it off, you have to first untie the jade belt around your waist.
But Lu later tried and found out that he couldn't undo his mother's belt at all, and he could only take off his pants to poop.
It's estimated that the ancestors were afraid he would die from taking off his clothes, so they specially set up some kind of curse.
"Come, let me see what your bride looks like."
Since it was a dream, Lu let go and reached out to pull off the flower veil on the bride's head.
But before he could succeed, the bride vanished with a "pop," and the scene before him melted away like a candle.
"Sigh...did she storm off in anger?"
Lu opened his eyes, stared blankly at the ceiling, and sighed.
"I didn't get enough!"
Just then, two dark figures were reflected in the doorway, but there was no sound of footsteps.
Click.
The fragile door bolt was shaken off.
Two dark figures, one large and one small, slowly floated in, grinning sinisterly as they looked at Lu Ye on the bed.
"Hehehe."
"Young man, I heard you're not very clean."
.........
In the woodshed.
The three of them lay together, embracing each other, and covered their bodies with dry grass to keep warm.
At this moment, all three seemed to be immersed in some wonderful dream, their bodies overflowing with vitality.
"The bridal chamber? Come, my wife, it's almost time for the bridal chamber!"
"Hehe, so I'm the groom."
"Give me a kiss, let me kiss you first!"
"I can't wait any longer."
The three of them waved their hands wildly in the air.
His vital energy was constantly dissipating.
Click!
A sudden sound of shattering glass rang out.
Liu Zitao suddenly opened his eyes, his gaze first filled with confusion, then with lingering fear.
"It was a dream..."
"I almost fell for their trick; thankfully, I had the jade pendant to protect me!"
Liu Zitao broke out in a cold sweat and struggled to his feet from between the two men. His legs gave way, and he nearly fell.
In his dream, he saw himself as a groom, about to enter the bridal chamber with his bride.
That captivating charm is simply irresistible.
"Even if I woke up in time, I still lost a third of my vital energy. How terrifying!"
The two guys beside him were still dreaming, their faces showing a look of infatuation, their energy radiating.
Liu Zitao glanced at it twice, but eventually moved to a more secluded corner and sat there, observing coldly.
"Lu Ye..."
"You should die too."
.........
Lu Ye sat up halfway, glancing sideways at the butcher, cook, and ghost who had come to his room in the middle of the night.
"Are you two here to take me away?"
"hehe."
The ghost took the large, ghost-headed cleaver from the butcher and the cook, its thin frame looking somewhat out of place holding such a large cleaver.
She walked step by step toward the bedside.
"Originally, those congratulatory gifts had nothing to do with the two of us. They all belonged to the top scholar, so it didn't matter if the accounts didn't match up afterwards."
"Having your thousand taels of 'impermanent money' in your pocket is enough."
"But you're unlucky; someone wants to kill you."
There are "people".
Lu also grasped the key words.
It seems the one I'm trying to kill is actually one of my own kind.
Liu Zitao, oh Liu Zitao.
How are you going to live?
"Then I'll spit out all the congratulatory gifts I swallowed and give them to you two, and you'll spare my life, okay?" Lu Ye said with a forced smile.
"It's too late."
The ghost stretched out its half-meter-long tongue and licked the blade.
"Of course we two will take the lost congratulatory gift. When we report to the top scholar, we'll say it was you who stole it. Do you think you'll even survive that?"
"That's obviously not possible."
"Don't worry, I'm good at this. I'll skin you alive and burn your soul into a sky lantern to light up the yard, so you'll have company every night, hehehehe."
The ghost let out a chilling laugh, raised its large, ghost-headed sword high, and charged forward with billowing black energy, ready to strike down.
It exudes an imposing aura and a terrifying, ghostly presence.
then.
Boo!
Before it even reached Lu Ye's bedside, it vanished completely in the middle of nowhere with a pop.
They came quietly and left quietly, as if nothing had happened.
The room was quiet.
Only Lu Ye and the cook and butcher were left staring at each other.
I stared at it for a long time.
"you......."
Lu Ye spoke first.
As he spoke, he unconsciously twirled the ancient and menacing bronze mirror in his hand.
"Take this Yama Mirror. If you encounter any foolish devils, just look into it, and their souls will be scattered."
The earnest teachings of the founding emperor still resonate in my ears.
This eerie creature, which looked quite imposing, vanished after being photographed.
"Your Excellency, please wait! I'll go tear that filthy scum apart right now!"
The cook and butcher picked up the giant knife with the ghost head on the ground and ran out the door without looking back.
He didn't forget to close the door he had just broken open again.
........
Outside the woodshed.
Liu Zitao waited and waited, full of anticipation.
clang!
Then a large, ghost-headed sword came crashing down on their head.
The strangely patterned jade pendant at his waist was completely pulverized.
"Sir...sir?"
Liu Zitao forced out his breath to make a sound from the tightly gripped neck.
Click click click.
The butcher and cook, exuding an aura of ghostly power, revealed their ferocious faces and easily broke all of Liu Zitao's joints.
"You wretched, filthy creature, you actually tried to kill us two!"
The butcher and cook carried Liu Zitao like a chick and strode towards the kitchen.
"I'll tear you to pieces, skin you alive, and make you into a human barbecue!"
Bang bang bang!
The sound of the blade striking the cutting board was dull and thunderous.
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