Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Um, teacher, what are you doing leaning on the desk?"

Kuroba Shido looked at Amamiya Kaoru, who was slumped over the table in front of him, and asked in silence.

He looked drunk.

But if I remember correctly... they didn't order any drinks at all today?

After the embarrassing incident of getting drunk, Amamiya Kaoru became extremely cautious. She wouldn't drink any beer, let alone alcoholic beverages, and she didn't dare to eat any raw marinated food. She made Kuroba Shido eat all the raw marinated mantis shrimp that the store gave her.

So how could it just die on the table for no reason?

Could it be that they were ambushed?

Never mind, it's good that you're asleep. Eat more, I wasn't full just now.

Kuroba Shido called out, but seeing that Amamiya Kaoru was still lying on the table unresponsive, he ignored her, sat down and continued eating. "Sleep, sleep," he thought, "it'll be good for him to eat more while he's asleep."

Amamiya Kaoru: "..."

This brat might have been a starving ghost in his past life. The teacher is lying here, and you only ask him one question and then leave it at that?

Kuangkuang went to show off his crayfish... You're unbeatable, kid.

Once again, Kaoru Amamiya began to deeply doubt her own charm, and became embroiled in endless internal struggles about being an older single woman.

That can't be right. Although she is a bit older, that's only in terms of Shido Kuroba's age. In terms of the general values ​​of society, she is still a woman of marriageable age.

She's good-looking, has a good figure, and has everything she should have... she should be a hot commodity!

Now that such a sought-after girl is lying here "unconscious," shouldn't a restless teenage boy be doing something very wicked?

For example, what... right, why is it that when it comes to her, the evil thing becomes showing off crayfish while she's unconscious?

Is that correct?

Amamiya Kaoru: "..."

Just as Amamiya Kaoru was thinking about whether to come back to life and scare Kuroba Shido, since Kuroba Shido hadn't noticed the phone at all, wouldn't she have been guilty and pretending for so long for nothing?

The previously noisy store suddenly became much quieter, as if something had entered.

Such subtle changes would not have been noticed by Kaoru Amamiya before, but now that she is lying down pretending to be dead, she is very sensitive to changes in her surroundings.

In plain language... feeling guilty, he needs to eavesdrop on whether Kuroba Shido has noticed anything unusual about his phone.

As a result, instead of the sound of a phone unlocking, all that could be heard was the frantic chewing sound of Shido Kuroba elbowing the crayfish...

Amamiya Kaoru: "..."

So, what exactly is she worried about?

Amamiya Kaoru decided to stop pretending and got up. As for an excuse... she would say that she had just eaten something that made her a little dizzy and had taken a nap.

"Knock knock knock, excuse me, may I ask who is Amamiya Kaoru?"

Outside the semi-open private room, the voices of police officers could be heard asking questions. Looking at the two people inside, one was slumped over the table, and the other was showing off his crayfish with his mouth full. Hearing the voices, he turned his head to look at them.

Kuroba Shido chewed and swallowed hard. The police officer was stunned because it seemed like he was seeing a scene that only appeared in the Tom and Jerry cartoon.

He watched with great curiosity as something fell into Shido's stomach through the path of his mouth...

Duang... In a daze, I seemed to hear such a strange sound effect.

Police officer: "..."

Is this really something a human could do? Normally, shouldn't he choke and die? Why did Shido Kuroba swallow it so smoothly?

The officer was still there, questioning his existence, when Kuroba Shido smacked his lips twice: "Excuse me, handsome officer, what did you just say?"

Police officer: "..."

"Um, I wanted to ask if Amamiya Kaoru is here?" the police officer asked.

Kuroba Shido shook his head: "They shouldn't be there. I've never heard of that name. Go look in the next room, and while you're at it, give them a little nudge. Why are you yelling so loudly while you're eating?"

Police officer: "..."

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

One sentence silenced the two of them, and Amamiya Kaoru, who was lying there, suddenly came back to life, looking at Kuroba Shido with a speechless expression.

So you've been calling me teacher because you don't know my name, huh?

That wretched brat! He has no manners at all. All he does all day is eat. He'll be a bachelor for life and never find a girlfriend!

Kaoru Amamiya's evil curse ended before it even began, because she remembered that Shido Kuroba not only had girlfriends, but two, no, three, and each one was so outstanding, almost flawless. If she had to find fault with one, it would be that their personalities were a bit... well...

All three seem to have some issues. The most normal one should be the senior, since she was just secretly following them and didn't do anything strange.

Well... at least I didn't let Kaoru Amamiya know that I did anything strange.

"I am, I am Kaoru Amamiya. May I ask what's the matter?" Kaoru Amamiya got up from the table she was lying on and spoke to the police officer.

"You're Kaoru Amamiya?"

The police officer looked a little strange. He glanced at Amamiya Kaoru, then at Kuroba Shido, who was showing off his crayfish to everyone across from him... Well, the relationship between these two definitely doesn't seem right.

However, the strange thing was not the police report he had on hand, which said that Amamiya Kaoru had forcibly persecuted a teenager, but that Kuroba Shido was ignoring his beautiful girlfriend and showing off crayfish.

It's...it's really weird.

Helpless, the police officer's lips twitched, and he continued with his routine. He pulled a pen from his chest pocket, adjusted the position of the body camera, and took out a small notebook from his waist to start taking notes.

"Hello, Ms. Amamiya Kaoru, we have received a report that you are persecuting and harassing a minor. We have reviewed the surveillance footage and the situation is true. Please come with us."

The police officer spoke with a serious expression, and even called another colleague who was with him over via pager. The colleague quickly arrived, holding a pair of silver handcuffs.

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

"What is it?"

"I'm persecuting and harassing minors? Who is it?"

Amamiya Kaoru looked at the two police officers in front of her with disbelief, then pointed to Kuroba Shido sitting opposite her, who had almost eaten his way to a huge stomach.

Black Feather Warrior said, "Chewing, chewing, chewing. Why are you looking at me and chewing? I'm an adult, not a minor, thank you."

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

You son of a bitch...

Is the point about adults versus minors? The point is, I didn't persecute or harass you. Can't you just pick the important points? I'm begging you, teacher!

The two officers frowned, thought for a moment, and then said, "I'm sorry, but even adults can't do that. Please come with us!"

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

What kind of brain circuits do you two have?

The point is that this is about adults, not minors. The point is, I didn't harass anyone!

You bastards, are you even human?!

Ugh, sob sob...

As she spoke, Amamiya Kaoru almost burst into tears. What kind of things are happening every day? She wasted a little time on the side of the road, and someone actually called the police. These newborn things!

"Two handsome young men, you must have misunderstood. He's my school teacher, and he treated me to dinner. Although I don't know which mobile phone forum reported it to the police, it's definitely not true. Even if it were, as the person involved, I'd be quite happy to accept it... chew chew chew."

Since Kaoru Amamiya treated him to dinner, Shido Kuroba decided to be kind this once and for all, since he was indebted to her.

"Alright, that's all for now. You two handsome young men, you can head back now. Here, there's still some crayfish left. You can eat them on your way back."

Kuroba Shido thoughtfully provided some lobster gift packs, a whole box full, and found a small amount of lobster meat among the many lobster shells!

The two police officers: "..."

Honestly, if they absolutely had to take someone back now, they'd really like to take Kuroba Shido back. For some reason, it felt like Kuroba Shido had been provoking them from the very beginning...

"Um, no need for that. We've already eaten. Since it's all a misunderstanding, let's leave it at that."

"However, there are still a few things I need to mention to you both to avoid the misuse and waste of public resources..."

What followed was a long lecture that lasted several minutes. Amamiya Kaoru looked utterly hopeless, letting the words go in one ear and out the other. Kuroba Shido, on the other hand, ignored both of them and was busy fiddling with the garlic-roasted scallops on the iron plate with his chopsticks.

Sizzle... Wow, that's it, that's it, that's exactly what he wanted, it'll be ready in no time!

Kuroba Shido slurped his saliva twice, his eyes filled with two words... "Great tonic!"

The two police officers: "..."

Although they both knew that what they were saying was nonsense that no one would take seriously, the people they had encountered in the past would at least be more respectful, stop what they were doing, and pretend to be very serious to fool them.

But Shido Kuroba's side is different; they're not even pretending anymore, they're just being open about it!

You better not get into any trouble and get caught, or... you'll be in deep trouble! (gritting teeth)

After talking in Japanese for a while, the two police officers couldn't take it anymore. Sure enough, no one, not even the police, can stand passive-aggressive behavior, even in Japan, a country known worldwide for its "good attitude."

Under Shido Kuroba's continued cold violence, the two police officers finally fled in panic, leaving behind the words, "Watch your words and actions in public," before running away.

"Stop looking, teacher! I'm still not full. Bring me two more hearty dishes. I'm feeling a bit nauseous from all the food. Bring me a cucumber salad to help me burn off some calories..."

Kuroba Shido, like an old man, had a toothpick in his mouth and was giving orders to Amamiya Kaoru.

Amamiya Kaoru: "..."

You son of a bitch...

Fine, considering she had spoken up for the brat earlier, she'd let it go!

"Alright, a main dish, right? Smashed cucumber, right? Wait here, I'll go order it for you." Amamiya Kaoru looked at Kuroba Shido speechlessly, sighed, and still got up and went outside to personally order food for Kuroba Shido.

It's peak dining time now, and it's packed with people everywhere. You can't get them to come even after calling them for ages; you have to go and call them yourself...

"Go on, go on, teacher, I'll be waiting for you here. Come back soon, okay? Mwah!" Kuroba Shido gave Amamiya Kaoru a sweet kiss.

Amamiya Kaoru: "..."

Amamiya Kaoru sighed, left the private room, and walked outside to pick up some food. Just as she reached the door, the two police officers who had just left returned, their faces serious.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Amamiya Kaoru, you still need to come back with us. This matter has had a very negative impact on society, and we need to investigate it thoroughly. If you are innocent, we will apologize to you..."

"So please come with us!"

After they finished speaking, without waiting for what Amamiya Kaoru said, they quickly handcuffed her and escorted her to the police car outside...

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

"What are you doing!"

"Why are you arresting me? Didn't we just make it clear that we all volunteered? And that kid is an adult. I'm her teacher, and she's already in college. Let me go! Don't arrest me! I'm not having this..."

"wer la~wer la~"

Amamiya Kaoru was taken away just like that, unable to defend herself. She couldn't understand why, in less than three minutes, the two police officers' attitudes had changed so drastically.

Why is that? Could it be that she was set up by capital?

Let me go! I'm not having it!!!

No one would listen to Amamiya Kaoru's explanation. The two officers knew better than anyone whether Amamiya Kaoru was innocent or not... Amamiya Kaoru was innocent, but their chief personally called and said that he must bring Amamiya Kaoru to the station, treat her well, detain her for a few hours, and then apologize and release her.

The two police officers: "..."

They seemed to realize that Kaoru Amamiya had been set up and had offended someone very powerful...

The two couldn't understand why, after offending someone, they were being retaliated against like this. Shouldn't they have been arrested and locked up for a few days or something? Instead, they were released after only a few hours and had to apologize. Wasn't this just pointless?

Two young people who had only recently entered society witnessed its dark side and became increasingly silent. All they could do was try their best not to frighten Amamiya Kaoru.

This truly proves the saying: no one knows better than you how wronged you are.

at the same time.

In the restaurant.

Ten minutes later, Kaoru Amamiya did not return.

"What dish has been called for so long?" Kuroba Shido asked, picking his teeth as he chewed, a question mark appearing above his head.

Twenty minutes later, Kaoru Amamiya still hadn't returned.

"Could they have run away?" Kuroba Shido sat up straighter, his tone slightly silent.

Thirty minutes later, Amamiya Kaoru did not return.

"grass!!!"

Kuroba Shido put on a mask of pain, beneath which was a painful, smiling emoji similar to that of Flame Fist: "Birth, damn birth! You actually skipped out on the bill, damn it!"

Kuroba Shido sat in the private room, weeping bitterly, regretting that he had been tricked by some despicable old man despite his lifelong wisdom!

He's always the one schemed against others, never expecting to be schemed against himself one day... What goes around comes around, and no one escapes the wrath of Heaven!

The boomerang is coming!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

So here's the question: should you pretend to go to the restroom and skip out on the bill, or open your mouth, shake your head, and take out a hefty loan to pay the bill?

Previously, due to Ritsuki Sawamura's large overseas transfer, Shido Kuroba's card was frozen, and Shido Kuroba's secret stash was also gone. It is still frozen and cannot be retrieved. However, he does have some money in his pocket that the principal gave him during the day.

Looking at the table full of dead crayfish, oysters, lobsters, and other things, Kuroba Shido fell silent. This amount of money was clearly not enough.

So here's the question: besides these two paths, is there a third one?

Shido Kuroba remained silent...

Kuroba Shido pondered...

Kuroba Shido had a flash of inspiration!

Shido Kuroba took out his phone and sent a message...

"Minister, have you eaten?"