Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Why are you being so fierce!"

After being inexplicably scolded, the elegant woman shrank back, looking somewhat timid. But after a couple of seconds, she couldn't hold back her anger and stubbornly spoke up.

"How can a daughter talk to her mother like that!"

"Shut up, you idiot." Ritsuki Sawamura cursed without turning her head.

The elegant woman: "???"

The elegant woman's chest heaved dramatically, a change that Sawamura Ritsuki could never achieve in her entire life...

After getting off the plane, the mother and daughter put their things away at the hotel and then ran out. The elegant woman didn't want to come out; after spending so much time on the plane, she just wanted to lie comfortably on the hotel bed and relax like a lazy bum...

But I couldn't stop my rebellious little pink-haired girl from going out, so... I had no choice but to go out with her.

Otherwise, the outside world is so dangerous, and their little pink-haired girl is so clumsy and not very smart, what if she gets tricked?

What if they get scammed out of money or sex, or even end up in Myanmar or somewhere else... Oh, that doesn't seem like a big problem. They have acquaintances there, so if they do end up there, they can just treat it as coming home.

Before the plane even landed, the warlord of the industrial park came out to pick them up. He turned the salesman who had tricked Riki Sawamura into going over there up to the maximum power, letting the other party know that in addition to DC and AC power, there was a mysterious third type of power... AC power!

Damn it, you dare to lie to the boss's niece? I think you don't want to live anymore!

Although there's no need to worry about being tricked into going to dangerous places like Myanmar, there are still many unseen dangers lurking around. If you're not careful, you can easily suffer losses and stumble.

On this point, the elegant lady has a lot to say.

When Li Yue was little, it was because of her negligence that she was able to get her hands on by that despicable lolicon. She will never let lolicon get away with this, and she will personally electrocute any one of them she catches!

Especially those named Kuroba and Shido, they all attacked together!

Damn, the power of motherhood!!!

After leaving the hotel, Ritsuki Sawamura headed straight for Akihabara, the most developed area for the anime and manga industry in Japan!

If the spawn of Ma Chao in the Chinese server is a rare occurrence, then this place is teeming with such extreme examples of overweight, nerdy characters. Everywhere you look, there are bespectacled, buzz-cut, over 200-pound, greasy-haired, and dressed in anime-inspired clothing—all overweight, nerdy guys…

Even from a great distance, you could still hear these people occasionally spouting wise sayings like "cherish the road" and "I am a nimble dog in the mountains."

Now, Riyue Sawamura's goal is to get these high-quality Pokémon that have been refreshed!

After all, in Sawamura Riyue's memory, Kuroba Shido perfectly fit the characteristics of these fat otaku, and everything matched up except for his weight.

It's not that Shido Kuroba is particularly strict with his physique, but rather that he's just too poor to afford to eat as much as those other fat otaku do and get fat.

There was no concept of surplus food at home. Any food we had was eaten. In order to survive, we had to work part-time from time to time. It would be a miracle if we could get fat.

Even now, Shido Kuroba still maintains "strict body management"!

All of this is thanks to the Big Black family. They ate everything that was left over. There was only so much food, enough for the whole family. Now, the whole family was able to "manage their figures".

It's hard to gain weight if you want to.

Honestly, Dahei is sometimes worried about getting too fat, so when Kuroba Shido gets really hungry, he roasts it...

It was in such an extreme and harsh environment that Shido Kuroba survived tenaciously. It was already difficult enough to survive, so how could he possibly become some kind of top-ranked Ma Chao player?

Besides, he doesn't even have a horse. This hero is inherently incompatible with this path; he's destined not to walk it...

Aside from his physique, all of the characteristics of a dead fat otaku can be matched by Kuroba Shido. And now, what Sawamura Riyue is doing is to ambush at the location where Kuroba Shido might spawn, and then do something sneaky!

At this point, some helpful netizens asked, why not just make a phone call instead of waiting in an uncertain place like searching for a needle in a haystack?

This idiot author deliberately lowered the word count to reduce intelligence; he should be tied up and electrocuted!

No, it's not too late to call after you've listened to the whole thing.

According to Ritsuki Sawamura's original plan, she should have doxxed Shido Kuroba after getting off the plane, angrily questioning why he blocked her and stopped her from logging into the game, and what the point of their many years of good brotherhood was!

Kuroba Shido must give her an explanation and a satisfactory answer; otherwise, she will keep explaining!

As it turned out... plans don't always go as expected. While Riki Sawamura was still furious on the plane, frantically stacking her Sheepstick, Shido Kuroba's "explanation" arrived, saying they were still good brothers and that the previous incident was just due to a phone bill overdue...

In short, the sheep's blade that Riki had been stacking for hours on Sawamura was cleared out, and the wrinkles on the surface of her brain were smoothed out.

I'll throw a purification spell in your face!

Countless angry and questioning words turned into... Shido must have had a reason for doing this!

The original plan was to win over Kuroba Shido with just a few words, making him cry and promising that he would never block her again and that they would still be best friends. But... Kuroba Shido won her over with just a few words.

But since she was already here, Ritsuki Sawamura was unwilling to just leave like that, so she planned to secretly meet Shido Kuroba and take a look at him. After all these years, they've only had an online relationship... cough cough, chatting at night to strengthen their brotherly bond, it's not too much to ask to meet in person, right?

Yes, that's not excessive. Well done, Liyue! That's how it should be, that's how it must be! Keep it up!

The elegant woman: "..."

This is hopeless. This little pink-haired girl has been completely fooled. It's time to let that despicable lolicon experience what the power of a mother is!

Thus, this bizarre yet dramatic scene unfolded: Ritsu Sawamura squatted down next to Shido Kuroba, while the elegant woman squatted down beside Ritsu Sawamura to prevent her from being kidnapped by the evil lolicon.

Show your face and you'll be gone in a second. Once Black Feathered Swordsman comes out, he'll show him what the power of a mother truly is!

The two of them squatted there for several hours. The elegant woman remembered that when they arrived, it was still daylight, and the lights on the street and inside the shops had not yet been turned on.

Now it's all over, it's dark, the lights are on, my legs are almost numb from squatting, and I still have to endure the strange looks from the people around me, but I haven't seen a single person from Kuroba Shido.

The elegant woman was furious and couldn't help but speak up.

"If all else fails, make a phone call. Waiting around like this isn't a solution."

"Shut up, I have my own plans. If you're not going to wait, go back now, you impatient, stupid old woman." After saying that, Ritsuki Sawamura didn't forget to "stab" her mother in the heart one last time.

The elegant woman: "???"

An impatient...idiot old lady?

At a speed visible to the naked eye, the elegant woman blushed. It was one thing to call her impatient and stupid, but to call her an old lady was another matter entirely. You are the old lady, your whole family are old ladies! Have you ever seen such a young and beautiful old lady?

So here's the question: why is it okay for impatient people and idiots to be lenient, but not for older women?

It's very simple. In the eyes of the elegant lady, being impatient and stupid are not true. She is a patient genius who never loses interest in three minutes, but the old lady is not.

Because she has truly reached the legal age and the age of middle-aged women that is generally accepted by society, the two women could still put on a brave face before, since the final interpretation was in her hands, and not admitting it was the same as not admitting it. But in the end, this middle-aged woman had no choice but to admit it.

The facts are what they are, and there's no point in trying to argue about them!

The elegant woman, who had been fiercely attacked, broke down and began to take revenge on the wicked little pink-haired girl in front of her!

"Yes, I am an old lady, but even an old lady dares to make a phone call, unlike some young blondie who sits here searching for a needle in a haystack, waiting for a miracle to happen. Surely, there really isn't someone who's too scared to even make a phone call?"

The elegant woman seemed to have discovered some secret. She deliberately feigned surprise, covering her mouth with one hand and staring in shock at the wicked little pink-haired girl in front of her.

"Could it be... that they're too scared?"

Ritsuki Sawamura: "..."

At a speed visible to the naked eye, Ritsuki Sawamura also turned red, her face as red as a pig's head!

"Who are you calling afraid!"

"No, it's not me anyway. I'm just an old lady, hmph..." The elegant woman spread her hands, looking indifferent, and then kept humming a song.

Taunt +999 +999 +999...

The evil pink-haired girl's rage increases by 999+999+999...

As she hummed, the elegant woman couldn't hum anymore. She swallowed hard, glanced somewhat timidly at the evil little pink-haired girl in front of her who had completely entered a state of great rage, and felt as if a big red "danger" character had appeared on her head.

It flashed!

The elegant woman: "..."

Buhou's anger level seems to be maxed out.

It was fine on the plane before, since there were only two of us, so it didn't matter how much we fought, no one would see. But it's different now. There are people everywhere, and everywhere there are people who can take on two opponents at once. It wouldn't be a good look if we fought now, and there would be plenty of people watching the spectacle...

"Liyue, you dared to do it? Then make a phone call. If you do, Mom will apologize for what just happened. I was just being petty and judging you."

The elegant woman hurriedly began to patch things up, afraid that if she spoke too slowly, the wicked little pink-haired girl in front of her would rush over.

They've backed down, but not completely. At this point, they're still agonizing over calling Kuroba Shido repeatedly. If they could just provoke Kuroba Shido out this way, that would be the best outcome.

Such good opportunities are rare, after all, their evil little pink-haired girl is clumsy and doesn't seem very smart.

The mother and daughter, who were both kind and filial, both thought the other was not smart and was easily fooled, so they kept undermining each other...

"Fine, you just wait. Today, I'll make you apologize to me!" Ritsuki Sawamura said through gritted teeth, taking out her phone to make a call.

Unsurprisingly, they fell for it.

Well, actually there's not much suspense involved, at least for the mother and daughter right now. If one dares to dig a pit, the other will fall right in without a second's hesitation.

As Ritsuki Sawamura was about to make a phone call, the elegant woman got up from the ground and stood behind her, craning her neck and staring intently at the phone. Just as she was about to dial, Ritsuki Sawamura's finger stopped.

"No, why should I listen to you?"

"Heh, do you think I'd fall for such a low-level provocation?" Sawamura Ritsu sneered, turning to look at a certain idiot old woman.

The elegant woman: "???"

Wait a minute, their little pink-haired girl shouldn't have this level of intelligence, why...?

"If you don't dare, then you don't dare. Stop babbling on and on, what excuses are you making? Tch... loser." The elegant woman, not content with her current situation, didn't choose to stop and accept her fate, but instead added fuel to the fire at this crucial moment.

"Loser dog"... These two seemingly casual words were more powerful than any previous words, instantly igniting the fire.

This also ignited the deepest fear in Sawamura Ritsuki's heart... Related keywords: golden retriever, loser, eavesdropping at the door.

Ritsuki Sawamura: "..."

No!!

Ritsuki Sawamura's soul almost floated out of her mouth. Her hesitant gaze hardened, she pressed the dial button, and then... quickly ran towards the nearby telephone pole. She positioned herself against the wall, her eyes fixed on the elegant woman still standing in the corner outside the wood shop.

The elegant woman: "???"

Little pink-haired girl, mud...

This completely eliminated any possibility of the noblewoman betraying them and eavesdropping. As soon as they arrived at the next location, Ritsuki Sawamura immediately ran to the next place.

"Hmph, who cares? I don't care at all. It's just making a phone call, what's so great about that? I have that too!"

The elegant woman pouted, looking somewhat sullen, and muttered something under her breath. She took out her phone, prepared to make a call, and glanced at the contact information…

Aside from a few brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law, there was no one else. Oh, right, there was also the rebellious little pink-haired girl.

The elegant lady: "..."

Silently, the elegant woman put her phone away.

"Heh, only kids make phone calls..."

After saying that, he continued to squat at the door, spying on the evil little pink-haired girl to make sure she hadn't run off to any other dangerous places or if any strange bad guys were approaching.

The left eye keeps watch, the right eye stands guard.

The elegant woman kept an eye on Riki Sawamura standing on a telephone pole not far away, while examining game discs on a stall outside the shop... a whole bunch of wooden game discs from some back alley!

It's all about otaku fantasies, and the most popular ones are things like a cold, aloof young lady falling in love with me, a mafia heiress falling in love with me, a yandere falling in love with me, or a sister who isn't related to me by blood falling in love with me... these are the ultimate fantasy themes.

It's quite popular and displayed in the most prominent spot so that players who play Ma Chao in the Chinese server can easily spot it and buy it...

"Eh, steamed goose heart from the Four Dishes." The elegant woman clearly knew about these games that Ga La gave Mu. She showed a look of disgust on her face, but her body was very honest as she rummaged around for them.

"These days, young people are all so repressed. There's this aloof young lady, this gangster's daughter…where do all these gangster's daughters come from?"

At this point, the elegant woman's gaze shifted to Sawamura Ritsuki, who was still furtively making a phone call not far away.

I didn't see any gangster heiresses, but I did see a useless pink-haired girl.

Strictly speaking, Ritsu Sawamura is a real-life yakuza heiress, powerful and wealthy, just not in Japan. In her own country, she is practically all-powerful and her words carry considerable authority.

The reality was quite different from what was described in the novel. He wasn't aloof, ruthless, or cruel at all. Instead, he spent his days at home playing video games and ended up getting scammed in an online romance scam...

The elegant woman: "..."

Damn it, you bastard lolicon, you just wait!!!

Thinking of this, the elegant woman began to grit her teeth at Kuroba Shido again. It was best if she didn't catch him, otherwise that damned lolicon would suffer a lot!

"Why aren't there any stories about golden retrievers? I remember there used to be a lot of tsundere (tsundere) themes..."

The elegant woman rummaged through a pile of game discs, hoping to find a chance for her neglected golden retriever to win. Unfortunately, the market is cruel; if it's not popular, it's not popular and it's out of the market.

Still acting all high and mighty, but then you turn around and fawn over someone else. You're testing your dad!

The elegant woman was muttering to herself as she rummaged through the things when she suddenly heard two voices talking nearby.

"Ito, come quick! My sister isn't a yandere anymore, there's a sequel!"

"What?! A sequel to such a masterpiece?! Holy crap, it's true! Yamamoto, you're a genius, how did you even find this?!"

"That's right, don't you even know who the real king of the backwoods is!"

"Wasn't the title of King of Trees already taken by Shido? He cleared all main and side quests in 2 hours and 34 minutes..."

"That day I just had a bad day, some diarrhea, sweaty palms, didn't eat enough, didn't sleep well, and my heart was racing... that's all. Once I'm in good shape, I'll definitely defeat him!"

"That won't work. Shido doesn't have a horse, so you can't kill him."

Mr. Yamamoto: "..."

Awesome!!!

Damn it, it's someone who can't be chosen!

The two were talking, completely unaware that a sly, nagging old woman with clear, foolish eyes had suddenly appeared beside them...

Shido?

That Shido?

A huge question mark appeared above the elegant woman's head. She lowered her pace and took another small step towards the two people with the wicked rice ball heads...

at the same time.

Outside the shop, at the utility pole.

"Beep beep beep..."

The call finally connected. Sawamura Ritsuki's heart leaped into her throat, her breath caught in her throat, and she was about to speak when a voice came from the other end of the line...

"Feed?"

It wasn't Kuroba Shido's voice that came through, but a woman's voice, a woman's voice full of doubt.

Ritsuki Sawamura: "???"