Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"My wife... and my girlfriend are fighting?"

"What's wrong with this damn rice ball again? My wife and my girlfriend are right here beside me, okay?"

Kuroba Shido was speechless. Surely it wasn't his left and right hands that were fighting?

It seems like I'll have to treat that evil rice ball to two Noah's Sparks when I get back. I need to really suppress him; that rice ball is getting more and more wicked.

Kuroba Shido glanced at the time and realized it was about time, so he started packing his things to go back.

Calculating the time, it's almost time for class. Going back now is just right. I might be a few minutes late, but I believe the teacher will be understanding of this poor student with mobility issues, out of humanitarian spirit.

What?! You don't even understand me?!

Do you know who my girlfriend is?

Using someone else's name to intimidate him is a very effective tactic, and it never fails. Although Kuroba Shido doesn't think any teacher would be so foolish as to make things difficult for him.

After all, that wicked woman had already declared her dominance in front of everyone, so he was bound to get some benefits. If he could eat without paying, that would be even better.

After packing his things, Kuroba Shido finally grabbed Daikoku, put him in his schoolbag, and, leaning on his small cane, limped downstairs...

Da da da……

We walked all the way to the teaching building.

"It's so quiet today." Kuroba Shido limped down the corridor, looked around, and found that the once noisy corridor was now unusually quiet.

It's one thing for other classes, they're basically preparing in advance for the teacher to come, but why is it like this in their class? Where's the evil rice ball?

As Kuroba Shido entered the classroom, he found the atmosphere had become even more eerie. Everyone stared at him in shock, as if they had seen a ghost, remaining motionless like a wooden statue.

Shido Kuroba subconsciously turned around and looked behind him... Strange, there was no one there.

Everyone: "..."

Is it possible that we are watching you?

That's one good thing about Shido Kuroba; he never wastes his energy on internal conflicts. When he sees such a strange situation, his first thought isn't that these people are watching him.

Instead, they suspect there's something dirty behind them...

After all, he was just an ordinary, poor student from the countryside. How could he attract so much attention?

Even if he's handsome and a good catch for a gigolo, that's only from the perspective of girls, okay? Why are so many other guys looking at him? They can't be looking to sleep with him, can they?

Turning his head, Kuroba Shido found that these people were still looking at him, countless eyes... staring at each other.

Kuroba Shido moved slightly to the left, and countless eyes moved slightly to the left as well. Kuroba Shido moved slightly to the right, and countless eyes moved slightly to the right as well...

"Holy crap, a flying saucer!"

Kuroba Shido pointed out the window and roared!

Everyone stared at Kuroba Shido without moving, and no one fell for it... oh wait, there were two inhuman guys who did.

"Where's the UFO? UFO?"

Yamamoto Shinji and Ito Fusei eagerly pressed their heads against the window, craning their necks to search for any trace of the UFO.

Everyone: "..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

That shouldn't be the case. It's not like that in the novel. These people should all be looking over like those two idiots by the window.

Then he would quickly slip away and successfully evacuate with millions of dollars... That's the script we're talking about! Why don't these guys follow the rules?

"Look at me, I'm gay!"

Kuroba Shido's shout had an excellent effect, and the number of people staring at him immediately decreased by half!

Then, as if no one else was around, she walked to her seat, put her schoolbag down, and piled her textbooks high, preparing to build a safe haven behind which she would sleep later...

He sleeps during the day and trains with Dahei at night with exhilarating combination techniques; he's simply a genius!

Oh, right, when I go back today I need to get a super-sized hamster wheel for Big Black at the general store so he can run around or something.

Although Shido Kuroba felt that it was a bit beneath a mutant mouse like Dahei to run on a hamster wheel, and that an adult running machine would be perfectly adequate, and that it could even have some protein powder afterward...

As he thought about it, a wave of drowsiness washed over him. Kuroba Shido yawned, closed his eyes, and comfortably lay down on the table, ready to sleep.

Shido, your wife and girlfriend are fighting!

His consciousness, which was about to sink into darkness, was instantly pulled back by these words, and Kuroba Shido's eyes widened suddenly...

Wait, wife?

girlfriend?

Could it be referring to some vicious old woman and narcissistic minister?

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Holy crap!!!

Kuroba Shido launched himself forward, smacking one of the two idiots still watching UFOs from the window: "Damn it, still watching? You believe me if I told you!"

After saying this, Kuroba Shido fell silent. He was just fooling idiots... but the two guys in front of him just happened to fall for it. It was obvious who the idiot was.

"What?! It was a scam to fool idiots!" Yamamoto Senjin suddenly realized he had been tricked and looked shocked.

Ito Fusei asked doubtfully, "That can't be right, I really saw something fly by just now..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

"What! There! Let me see!"

Shido Kuroba joins the party.

Everyone: "..."

Awesome!!!

Speechless. Seriously, are these three guys even human?

"Ito, you blind man, that's a bird!" Kuroba Shido said, speechless.

"No, this isn't the time to talk about that, Rice Ball. What was that you were talking about earlier? Who was fighting?"

Kuroba Shido quickly steered the conversation back to the main topic, otherwise these two guys in front of him would have led him astray.

Yamamoto Sento spoke up, "It's Jingu-kun and Miyazaki-kun, don't you know?"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"I know nothing, but why did those two start fighting all of a sudden?" Kuroba Shido said, speechless.

Yamamoto explained what had happened in the classroom earlier, while Ito Fusei squatted down next to him and helped Kuroba Shido look through the posts. Soon, the post was found, and it still had an incredibly eye-catching enlarged title!

"[Shocking! A sleepless night, dawn... Miss Miyazaki leans against the wall!]"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

"What is this thing?" Kuroba Shido asked, looking puzzled.

Ito Fusei shook his head: "No, I wasn't involved."

After he finished speaking, he listened intently to Kuroba Shido, saying nothing, yet it was as if he had said everything...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Do you think this is possible? This is obviously a gimmick created by those bastards to get traffic and clicks. How could there be a sleepless night and someone leaning against the wall? Do you even look at my condition right now?" He said, lifting his leg, which was in a cast.

Kuroba Shido was completely convinced.

That damn news department! We didn't get away with it once, they had to do it again. Fine, you bunch of bastards, just you wait!

The seeds of hatred for the news department were quietly sown at this moment, preparing to pick a good time later to give those beasts in the news department a good beating. Damn beasts, what have they done to his innocent young daughter!

Fortunately, Aoko Jingu would never believe such a ridiculously idiotic post...

"That's hard to say. What if Miyazaki-kun takes the initiative?" Ito Fusei said.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Ito, do you know that if that petty department head hears you say that, you'll be fired tomorrow just for having your left eyelid twitch a couple of times?

"Those three pigs upstairs, which class are they in?!"

"Do you know how dangerous this is?!"

Suddenly, the principal's angry voice came from downstairs, and then the other person took out his phone to take pictures.

"Buhou, it's the principal! Quickly stick your head back in!" Yamamoto Sento was the first to react, sticking his head back in immediately, followed closely by Ito Fusei.

In the end, only Shido Kuroba was left unlucky enough to be caught by the principal taking a picture.

"Get to my office right now, you're in big trouble!" The principal's furious voice echoed below, with many students watching and snapping photos with their phones.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."