Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

Kuroba Shido first nodded, then quickly shook his head, thought for a moment, and then nodded again...

He kept jumping back and forth like this.

Notice that the prompts above the girl's head are constantly changing.

[Current state: disdain, disgust. Because there is still some honesty involved, I can refrain from verbal torment and humiliation.]

[Salted Fish Guide: Loudly tell the beautiful girl in front of you, "That's it, that's it, this is exactly what I want! Please humiliate me as much as you like, get your mental satisfaction, and have a good time."]

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

I underestimated you, Tongzi. You're not only ruthless, but also a pervert.

This Salted Fish Guide is getting more and more sinister, it's not human at all. Does it look like the kind of pervert who feels good when he is humiliated?

looks like?

"Please stop looking at me with those wicked, lewd eyes. Thank you, you've caused me trouble and annoyance."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi remained expressionless, shifting his gaze from the book in his hands to stare intently at Kuroba Shido, who was standing at the door.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"I was just looking at the safety shorts, is it really that serious? And, miss, this is a scam. What kind of pretty girl wears safety shorts, especially such long ones?" Kuroba Shido made no attempt to hide his perverted nature, looking utterly disappointed.

He said whatever came to mind, and after venting, he planned to leave.

If he could, he would still prefer to stay out of trouble rather than get involved in some inexplicable, neurotic teenage romance drama.

Instead of wasting time thinking about what to eat for breakfast tomorrow, or maybe grab some fries at the pier...

That's right, the beautiful girl in front of you who is seriously looking down on Shido Kuroba is a "fraudster". She has nothing, but she still acts like she's the one who's been taken advantage of.

That's blatant emotional manipulation, isn't that what you call a "bitter tea seed"? If you feel offended... I'll take a loss on my end, and we can reciprocate in kind.

However, the premise is that you don't go looking for Uncle Hat or anything like that all the time...

The boy's attitude and behavior surprised the girl, and she became interested.

"You're here to join a club, right?" Miyazaki Kiyoshi asked proactively.

"No, we've gone the wrong way." Without turning back, the black-clad warrior leaned on his small cane and limped outside.

This girl in front of me is definitely out of her mind. If we get involved, there won't be any more peaceful days ahead. I have to run away as soon as possible.

Kuroba Shido's life motto, "Don't take initiative, don't take responsibility, don't refuse..." is the same principle as greedily consuming one's own offerings.

"Stop right there!" The girl's commanding voice came from behind.

"There are security cameras in the classroom; everything that just happened here is crystal clear..."

I know perfectly well what I'm afraid of, it's ridiculous...

"However, we can use malicious editing to make you infamous in school for eternity," the girl continued, her gaze calm.

Hehe, you'll see if I even bother with you.

"Then you'll be labeled disgusting along with your evil rice ball head. If that doesn't bother you, then keep going."

The girl crossed her arms and spoke calmly.

Kuroba Shido reversed the car into the parking space and limped back, looking at Miyazaki Kiyoshi's extremely devout and straightforward appearance.

"Miss Miyazaki, please forgive me for speaking a little too loudly just now. Please don't let me be remembered for my infamy along with that evil rice ball head, okay!"

If it weren't for his leg injury, Shido Kuroba would have slid in, his meniscus slamming against the floor with his elbows, scraping and grinding, and then delivered a classic Japanese scene like, "One!!! Minister, please help me with my work. My parents are sick, my wife is unemployed, and my child is in school..."

Their eyes have become clear!

If necessary, you could also offer a free shoe polishing service for handsome young men; that would make them feel good and then let you off the hook...

Miyazaki Kiyoshi looked the strange, handsome boy up and down. Without a doubt, the boy was out of his mind.

"What's your name?"

"Kuroba Shido".

"What an awful name."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

You son of a bitch...

"However, considering you're my first member, I'll forgive your disgusting and lewd behavior just now and give you a chance to make amends."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi spoke up.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

"When did I say I wanted to join?"

"I'll have the surveillance footage edited out immediately."

"Minister, is there anything you need? I'm quite skilled at polishing shoe uppers, would you like to give me a try?"

Kuroba Shido's eyes suddenly cleared. In school, there was nothing more terrifying and painful than associating with the evil rice ball. It was no longer as simple as being infamous for eternity.

A pillar of shame!

Kiyoshi Miyazaki nodded approvingly: "You're more interesting than everyone else I've met at school, and you're also quite good-looking, but you're a bit too shameless."

Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.

"Are you insulting me?" Miyazaki Kiyoshi raised an eyebrow.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense... I will not admit it!

"Even if you don't admit it, it doesn't matter. I have my own judgment." The girl's words always carried an inexplicable confidence, and everything she said was final.

"You can read minds?" Kuroba Shido asked with a strange expression.

"I call it God's favoritism," the girl said confidently.

Kill the coin.

The girl's face immediately turned cold: "It seems necessary to teach you the most basic principle of respecting the minister."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Holy crap, isn't this cunning?

"Um, may I ask, dear Minister, what kind of department are we?" Kuroba Shido asked.

When he arrived, he noticed that other departments had signs hanging outside to lure naive and ignorant freshmen in, but Miyazaki Kiyoshi's department didn't have a single one.

She's just sitting here all alone. Is she trying to win over the club members with her looks?

It was a very simple question, but it stumped the girl. Miyazaki Kiyoshi frowned and pondered for a moment: "I haven't thought of anything yet. I'll leave this task to you. Give me a satisfactory answer by tomorrow, or you know what I can do."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Kuroba Shido gave a forced smile: "Minister, have you heard what people outside are saying about you?"

"There have been some, genius beauties, the revitalizer of the Miyazaki family, an absolutely rational person..." Miyazaki Kiyoshi didn't feel embarrassed at all, listing his titles one after another.

Kuroba Shido gasped.

Hmm... So, this person's shamelessness is probably greater than mine?

What a thick skin!

"Is it funny? I'm just stating the facts." Miyazaki said coldly, staring at Kurobashi without moving.

No, I was just stating the facts.

Kuroba Shido silently made a face in his mind, and while doing so, he dubbed a little bit of the voice of Ms. Puff from SpongeBob SquarePants for the shameless and black-hearted young lady in front of him.

Wow, this feels so good! Changing my tone makes me feel so much better.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi narrowed his eyes, his expression growing colder and colder as he quietly watched Kuroba Shido "yin and yang" there.

Finally, a critical point was reached, the balance was broken, and Miyazaki Kiyoshi stood up from his seat and walked towards Kuroba Shido, and then...

Kick that good leg of the cripple like crazy!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"