Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Holy shit!"

Kuroba Shido hurriedly got out of bed, sprang to his feet, and his eyes became much clearer.

Who?

Who are you saying is coming over?

That rebellious little blondie?

Uh, no, it should be Little Pink Hair now, right?

Kuroba Shido remembered that Sawamura Ritsu said she was going to dye this thing pink. She should have already gone. She should be a little pink-haired girl now, a rebellious little pink-haired girl.

After all, no normal person would go out of their way to give themselves a head full of pink hair, right?

What has this become?

Kid, the two-dimensional world and the three-dimensional world are not interconnected. Everyone in the two-dimensional world says they love yandere characters the most, and they all speak their hearts out, sounding more innocent than anyone else.

If I were to encounter a yandere in the real world, I'd call the police faster than anyone else. Uncle Hat called so many times he was practically smoking, but in the end, he still wasn't comfortable with it, so he just stayed at Uncle Hat's house...

Besides, the golden retriever is already quite cute, and it's got that arrogant and aloof vibe. Why bother getting a pink-haired puppy out of the blue?

Is it just because of the saying "the pinker the hair, the harsher the insults"?

but……

Please, you're super weak!

The person with the least offensive power that Shido Kuroba has ever met is Ritsu Sawamura. When he first started cursing, he would say things like "You're an idiot," "You're a stupid pig," or "Are you an moron?" These sounded like insults, but actually had zero offensive power.

If it falls on someone with a particular fetish, they might even experience pleasure from it...

*Ahem* Of course, Kuroba Shido is a righteous gentleman with sound values, and he wouldn't like such strange things...

Yes, really.

As for whether he intentionally repeated the other person's words to make Sawamura Ritsuki break down and curse him a couple more times, that's none of your business.

If he remembered correctly, this little pink-haired guy lived in O-Asia, which is more than half of Earth away. Now he's going to come over and meet him in person?

Surely not?

It's just that I deleted a friend and they read my message but didn't reply...

Is it that serious?

You, a little pink-haired girl, are trying to imitate that senior and become a yandere? Do you even have the ability to do that?

I don't even want to talk about you. In first grade, you even got the multiplication table wrong... and you've become a yandere, haha.

You'll see if I even bother with you!

"Da da da..."

"Dear Liyue, you've misunderstood. I just accidentally ran out of phone credit, it wasn't that I was ignoring you. We're still good friends, you've forgotten, we're best buddies..."

Kuroba Shido typed frantically, his thumb becoming a blur on the screen, his survival instinct blazing.

I'm begging you, you son of a bitch!

I was just joking, how did you actually come all this way!

Besides, you can't blame me. You transferred millions of dollars to me late at night, who knows what you were planning to do with it!

It's true that you're poor, but at least you're poor with dignity. Kuroba Shido would never look at your ill-gotten gains and would never stoop to associating with you!

Okay, just kidding!

The simple-minded Kuroba Shido clicked on the first large transfer, which was then detected by the banking system in Japan, which said it was a large inflow of funds from overseas.

They directly ruled it money laundering, froze the account for ten years, and then forcibly froze it for three months. It could only be unfrozen after three months.

If the puzzle isn't solved in three months, that's ten years. And that contains what little of Kuroba Shido's remaining fortune...

I managed to break Kuroba Shido's defenses late at night.

Even before Shido Kuroba's tears arrived, the bank issued a freeze notification.

Bank: First come, first served!

Just kidding, being quick won't help!

What is the "Japanese speed"?

This is the speed of Japan!

In the dead of night, in the early hours of the morning, Kuroba Shido had just clicked to accept the transfer when his bank card and his secret stash of money were immediately frozen. Kuroba Shido felt like his world had collapsed.

This made things even worse for the already impoverished family. Overwhelmed, Shido Kuroba blocked Ritsuki Sawamura and silently cried under the covers.

Birth, damn birth!!!

Brother, I was already broke, and you still messed with me like this. I thought a pie had fallen from the sky and I didn't have to work anymore, but you're telling me that the pie that fell from the sky is poisonous and will kill me if I eat it!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Birth, damn birth!!!

This whole incident made Shido Kuroba not want to talk to Ritsuki Sawamura for several days. He originally planned to let it go for a few days and then explain the situation to her later.

After all, he's still seething with anger, has to take out loans to eat, and has to open his mouth and shake his head every day—only those who've been through it know what it's like...

Eh...

Who knew that a little bit of ignoring it would make some pink-haired girl on the other side of the Atlantic really angry, so she traveled tens of thousands of kilometers to come and meet him in person.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Why are people so impulsive these days?

Young people shouldn't be so impetuous; they're likely to suffer losses.

As a result, Kuroba Shido suffered from his youthful impetuosity. If he had known he would push Sawamura Ritsuki to the edge, he would have kept his word and instead called her out late at night and rapped her away.

Now that's great, the person has flown over; let's make it real...

Are you satisfied?

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Da da da..."

"Good brother, have you forgotten all the things we've been through together..."

"Those days when we cursed each other, set up camps, and taunted each other back in town... were so warm and cozy..."

Kuroba Shido frantically typed, trying to awaken the last vestiges of conscience in Sawamura Ritsuki and tell her not to come any further, but unfortunately... Sawamura Ritsuki wasn't logged in at all and couldn't see it!

Helpless, Kuroba Shido quickly logged out, pulled up Sawamura Ritsu's other contact information from his phone, and sent her a message.

"It's me, Shafulin, you alien! Wake up! You're blinded by hatred, it's controlled your mind. It's not too late to turn back..."

Shido Kuroba attempts to influence Riki Sawamura.

at the same time.

On a flight to Tokyo, in the luxurious first class!

"Buzzing..."

The phone that Riki Sawamura had placed aside vibrated, and both mother and daughter looked over at the same time.

The message indicates that the person is... Shido (heart heart heart heart).

This is the nickname that Riki Sawamura gave to Shido Kuroba. The heart at the end was manually added... Don't misunderstand, they're just good brothers. They've been good brothers for so many years, so it's normal for there to be a heart or something, right?

The elegant woman: "???"

Ritsuki Sawamura: "!!!"