Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Alright, alright, stop right there! Don't come any closer!"

As Kuroba Shido saw the tall, thin girl still walking towards him around the corner, he gradually felt the pressure coming from her height and physical strength.

Although the little girl in front of him was clearly malnourished and weak... the problem was that he wasn't much better off!

Given the food quality in the orphanage, it's a miracle that they didn't starve to death. As long as they have a hot meal, they're fine. Why worry about nutrition?

In this huge welfare home, there were only a few scattered adults, and a few withered old men who looked like they wouldn't live much longer.

Not to mention anything else, well, this is the only condition we have at home, so we'll just have to make do.

Generally speaking, girls develop faster than boys, especially in elementary school, where girls often become taller than boys.

What's more, the tall, slender girl walking towards us is one of the best among girls!

Judging from her slender limbs and arms, it's easy to tell that she will grow up to be a great beauty... As for her appearance...

What an ugly face!

Kuroba Shido was in no mood to think about these things right now. If that tall, thin girl in front of him came over and gave him a couple of blows, he would really behave himself. He couldn't beat her anyway!

This body is frighteningly weak!

Kuroba Shido has tried training before, both in normal and abnormal ways.

The normal way is to train properly yourself. The abnormal way is to exchange salted fish points obtained from the unscrupulous system for a value of 0.1, and the price increases exponentially as you progress.

Kuroba Shido tried to exchange for it, and as a result... he almost got to enjoy the good life ahead of schedule.

The general process is as follows.

……

"[Physique +0.1: Current Remaining 70 - Price: 1000 Salted Fish Points]"

"Wow, 1000? That's so expensive, are you trying to rip me off?"

"Fine, I'll give it a try. Why not take advantage of it? Besides, if I run out of salted fish points, I can always earn more. But if I lose my physique, then it's really over!"

Without saying anything more, Kuroba Shido immediately started spending money, and the moment he successfully redeemed the item, his body was entrusted to someone else!

Hmm...yes, in the physical sense.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

After putting down the tube, Shido Kuroba began doing squats and push-ups.

"Oh, so that's how it works. Oh well, this is fine too. At least I don't have to do it myself. That's good!"

When he spoke to the first one, Shido Kuroba was in good spirits and his tone was filled with excitement.

"Oh, it's moving! It's moving! That's great!"

On the fifth time, Shido Kuroba's body reacted. His blood began to flow, and his body, which had been inactive for a long time, began to roar and resist, frantically elbowing Shido Kuroba's senses and nerves.

"Wait a minute, slow down! Don't ruin my leg!"

The pain began to appear.

By the tenth one, Shido Kuroba was already asking for a refund.

"No, no, I don't want it anymore, refund, I want a refund, no, I'll give it to you now, I'll give it to you, please don't do it anymore, ahhh—"

Finally, at what seemed like an unknown number of times, Shido Kuroba lost consciousness and fell into a coma.

When he woke up again, it was already late at night. He was found by the other children in the orphanage. They said that he was almost foaming at the mouth and had his eyes rolled back...

The adults in the orphanage discussed it and decided that if Kuroba Shido couldn't make it, they should just find a good place to bury him.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Thank you all for so quickly and decisively choosing to abandon me and opting for the optimal, most cost-effective strategy...

But, folks, is it possible that I didn't die, but just fainted from overtraining?

It's a stroke of luck amidst misfortune, at least when I woke up I wasn't lying in a coffin or stuck in the ground like a ginseng root. It's already pretty good that I'm still alive.

After that day, Shido Kuroba never considered improving his physical fitness again, because he was in pain for more than a month. He had to crawl to eat, and if he was slow, he wouldn't get to eat potatoes.

It was arguably the most humiliating period in Kuroba Shido's life.

From that moment on, Kuroba Shido firmly believed that he was the father of the ruthless leader...

……

Well, that's the end of my recollection.

That's roughly how it is. In order not to enjoy life too soon, even the frail Konan-niang laughed when she saw it, and even the dog shook its head...

In this situation, to challenge the tall, thin girl in front of him is nothing short of a pipe dream.

Looking up at the other person, and then at himself who was almost a full body length away, Kuroba Shido suddenly realized that his personality was actually quite good, and that he wasn't as foul-mouthed as he seemed...

If the kids want to watch it for fun, let them watch it. What's wrong with them watching? It's not like they'll lose a piece of their flesh, right?

So please, please don't come any closer!

Kuroba Shido kept a close eye on the tall, thin girl in front of him. If she showed any intention to attack him, he would immediately run away, screaming as he ran. Finally, he collapsed to the ground and cried in front of everyone, letting her experience the wickedness of human nature!

"Tap tap..."

The expected thing did not happen. The little girl stopped less than half a body length away from Kuroba Shido, and then... remained motionless, looking down at Kuroba Shido.

He remained silent, seemingly observing Shido Kuroba's reaction and expression... Shido Kuroba's expression.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

This is weird, kid.

The orphanage is full of children without parents. Of course, this is just an objective statement of facts and is not intended to be offensive. After all, Shido Kuroba is also without parents, which gives him a boost when playing games.

Having lost both parents, it's natural that their upbringing will be much worse. They won't listen to advice and will pretend not to hear it; this is commonplace for them.

This is why Kuroba Shido goes outside every day to mutter to himself; the people inside are such idiots, so ill-mannered, they attack him just because he's handsome…

Of course, this refers to little boys. If it were little girls, they would come over and ask him to stick stickers on them or something.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of fetish, thank you... Also, before you guys come here to stick your finger on me, at least look at what you look like, damn it!

Kuroba Shido absolutely did not look down on these people for being ugly, nor did he mean to say that they were toads trying to eat swan meat. Um... absolutely not!

A person's greatest virtue is self-awareness, and clearly, the Pokémon here lack this concept...

I went to ride horses, I want a refund, I want the main character template, I want an orphan with a car and a house, a sister who is not related to me by blood, a kind and friendly older sister neighbor, and a wife who takes out the trash every day...

Obviously, none of these exist.

It was just an illusion.

The tall, thin little girl in front of me is the real one.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Kuroba Shido tried shaking his head from side to side, and the girl's gaze followed the interaction of Kuroba Shido's head shaking...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Back off, and back off again, Kuroba Shido moved backward little by little, and then... once again, like a sunflower, he swayed his head from side to side, and the clear eyes of the tall, thin girl in front of him swayed along with it.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Kuroba Shido asked, puzzled.

The tall, thin girl looked away upon hearing this... but looked back after only two seconds, and then launched into another classic, motionless combo.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Good news, listen to the advice.

Bad news, you were born in the Year of the Fish.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Fine, you can look if you want, but at least say something, otherwise it's really weird, little sister?"

The little girl blinked, looked at herself, and then looked down at the black-haired Shido standing in front of her, who was almost touching her body... They were so different, almost like cell phone signals, with the little girl in front of her being the tallest and the black-haired Shido the shortest.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

I ride a horse...

What do you mean? Don't think you can do whatever you want just because I can't beat you!

"Mmm." The little girl nodded and gave a soft "Mmm," and then... that was it.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Seemingly realizing something, Kuroba Shido changed his offensive strategy and direction.

"Do you want to get intimate with me?"

A look of confusion appeared in the girl's eyes.

Kuroba Shido patiently explained, "You just want to get closer to me, or stand there and secretly watch me like you just did."

The girl nodded.

A smile of complete control appeared on Shido Kuroba's face. Hmm... very good, another girl captivated by a future handsome guy?

Hehe, that's interesting!

Next, it's time for Shido Kuroba's devilish whispers!

"Ahem, is it because I'm handsome, tall and strong, gentle, brave, and kind... that you deliberately approached me, wanting to get close to me?"

Kuroba Shido started with a long, difficult sentence, his lips curving upwards in a wild smile. After finishing, he casually straightened his worn-out short-sleeved shirt, pretending it was a suit.

Haha, finally found someone who knows their stuff! Time to have some fun!

The girl blinked, seemingly thinking about something, and then... shook her head.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

I'm fucking mad!

[P.S.: Add bookshelves, kids, but don't let them accumulate into unsightly books, or I might just give you a good whack!]