Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Yes, Aunt Miko has a good eye for people. That's absolutely right. This guy is trying to pique my interest with despicable means..."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi spoke logically and persuasively, and the beautiful woman nodded repeatedly on the phone.

"Yes, yes, yes, you mustn't fall for that, Saki!"

Kuroba Shido was half-dead, his eyes were lifeless, and he looked like he had no will to live. He looked like he was about to drool... He must have been gone for a while.

Is there anyone else normal in this car besides him?

"I know I won't fall for it!" Miyazaki Kiyoshi gently tossed his hair, his tone filled with an unquestionable confidence.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Yes, that's it! Well done, Saki! Now let's kick this despicable, scheming gigolo off the bus!"

The beautiful woman kept encouraging and boosting morale.

There is a kind of beauty that disregards Kuroba Shido's life or death.

Wife who knows the password, I'll remember you!

"Did you hear that? You shameless scheming, gigolo, get off here! Our little Qiqi has been putting up with you for far too long!"

The beautiful woman suddenly became arrogant and aggressive, trying to kick Kuroba Shido out of the car. On the phone, the other person was waving his fists and baring his teeth, looking like he wanted to crawl out of the phone.

Give Kurobashi a good, satisfying elbow strike.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Silently, Shido Kuroba picked up his two small canes, placed his hand on the doorknob, and prepared to get out of the car.

Alas, there's nothing we can do. This is the man-made disaster of living under someone else's roof. Just wait and see. Fortune changes every thirty years. Don't underestimate the poor in youth, middle age, or old age. Respect for the dead is paramount; these are the tears of grave robbers…

Just go!

Wuhu, great, let's run away!

As for being sad... sad about the market? I got a free meal today, I'm so full I'm about to burst, now I'm going downstairs to walk around and digest.

If he accidentally misses class, he can just skip it and then use his connections to bully some wicked woman, and the teacher won't dare to do anything to him.

Haha, he's a true genius!

If one's inner thoughts could be visualized, then Kuroba Shido right now would definitely be standing with his hands on his hips, head tilted back, laughing loudly, his little tongue like a spring... utterly lewd and arrogant.

Splat!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Why does it feel...painful?

Kuroba Shido was pulled back from his reverie and looked down at the ground, or more precisely, at the instep of his foot, at the expensive little leather shoes that a certain ruthless department head had "accidentally" placed on his foot.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Silently, Shido Kuroba raised his head and stared at the ruthless department head who seemed unwilling to let him go, giving him a despicable, scheming, gigolo-like look...

Hurry up, Minister, get me out of here already! I need to go down and digest my food; I don't even need to go to class anymore! Woohoo!!!

Miyazaki Kiyoshi remained silent, only increasing the intensity of his blows until he was almost crippling Kuroba Shido's other "good leg."

Shido Kuroba's health bar -1 -1 -1...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Damn it, you shameless scheming pretty boy, why aren't you getting out of the car yet!" The beautiful woman's righteous voice echoed in the car.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi's expression remained unchanged, her face calm: "Yes, how dare you still stay here? Do you like me that much? Even if you're treated coldly, despised, disliked, ostracized, and attacked... you still insist on liking me and shamelessly staying by my side?"

"is that so?"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Brother, seriously, I'm speechless. Just kill me, both of you. You're too cunning. Look at yourself, do you even look human anymore?

Minister, since you're going to let me go, please, Minister, have mercy... oh no, I mean, let me go!

What's on the other side of the sea? I'll go see for myself... I'll accept it even if it's seaweed, at least it's crunchy.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi continued to demonstrate his complex and difficult sentences, leaving Kuroba Shido completely bewildered. Knowledge was entering his mind in an extremely despicable way, and his brain was being strengthened in this way.

"Um, no... no, that's how it is!"

Kuroba Shido swallowed hard, unsure of his answer. But as he felt the pressure on the back of his foot increase significantly, his expression changed instantly, and even his eyes became much clearer.

"Your Excellency, please allow me to make a rather impolite request!"

Miyazaki Kiyoshi said calmly, "Since you're being rude, then please choose to shut up."

is it?

That's great!

Push harder, push harder, push harder...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Minister, it's very impolite of you to eavesdrop on other people's thoughts like that. If you keep doing this, I'll start thinking about some of my teacher's famous works, or what happens when my brother just comes out of the shower: "Tokyo pretty boys emerging from the bath" or "Let's go for a walk with Tokyo pretty boys..."

Push harder, push harder, push harder...

Shido Kuroba's health bar -1 -1 -1...

I don't want to think about it anymore, I don't want to think about it anymore, Yami, stop it, Minister, I don't want to think about it anymore!

"No, I must say it!" Kuroba Shido said firmly and sincerely, looking at Miyazaki Kiyoshi with deep affection in his eyes.

"Minister, I like you. Please be my girlfriend!"

Even if you refuse, please give me a chance to stay by your side, otherwise I won't be able to breathe... my heart will stop beating!

Ugh... I can't take it anymore. This free stuff is such garbage, and it's way too strong.

Just reading it aloud would require Teacher Liang to sing at least three "Courage" songs before she dared to open her throat... On the other hand, Kuroba Shido only glanced at it before reading it aloud with deep emotion.

Kuroba Shido vowed that from now on, even if he were to get free resources online, he would only use paid pirated versions, not these cheap, free ones.

Our ancestors were right: you get what you pay for. Even the best love quotes are like that these days... It's time to let those despicable capitalists try out the hot-blooded combination of streetlights and straw ropes!

One cough!!!

"First of all, it's disgusting. Secondly, I refuse. Finally, please shut up." Miyazaki Kiyoshi calmly rejected Kuroba Shido's free version of the complete collection of sweet talk and smooth combos, and was labeled as "steamed goose heart of the four vegetarians".

Okay, bro!

Kuroba Shido happily chose to shut up, and the health bar that had been depleting stopped... Damn it, why is it a little disappointing?

Could he really be a pervert?

Can't you?

Yes, definitely not. This is just a common psychological phenomenon among restless teenage boys. Yes, that's right, it must be like that. Everyone in Ga La Ge Mu Li is like that. His situation doesn't even qualify as a regular CG. By the way... is the department head eavesdropping?

Italian pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because of the length of this screw... Anti-mind reading magic incantation begins!

Kiyoshi Miyazaki: "..."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi decided that she would never read Kuroba Shido's thoughts more than three times a day from now on, otherwise... she was afraid that one day she would be infected by some inhuman guy and become an idiot.

Beauty and intelligence are what Miyazaki Kiyoshi is most confident and proud of; if she lost either of them, she would rather die.

"Aunt Miko, you heard it too. He'll die without me. I don't want to become a murderer or bear the stigma of no one, so he can't get off the bus..."

"Aunt Miko?"

Miyazaki Kiyoshi tentatively called out the beautiful woman's name, but the other woman seemed stunned and didn't respond for a long time. Or was her internet connection stuck?

Hmm... a good opportunity.

"Auntie Miko, it seems like your connection is stuck. I'll hang up and call you back."

After Miyazaki Kiyoshi finished speaking, he decisively hung up the phone, turned it off, and tossed it aside—the whole action was incredibly smooth!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Minister, mud...

……

at the same time.

At the Jingu residence, the beautiful woman who had been tending the fire earlier was now lying face down on the tatami mat, her world collapsing.

My mind is still replaying the sweet words that Kuroba Shido said to Shirasaki Kiyoshi (free version)...

So... does that mean their Xiao Qingqing has no chance?

Am I going to be all alone again?

Has the shrine's lineage ended?

Little Qingqing's beautiful dream was shattered...

"Ahhh, the tonic!!!" A sharp, explosive scream came from inside the tightly closed room.