Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.
Chapter 38 A wondrous chemical reaction, two crickets... Aoko Jingu's concerns!
"Um... well, Shido, isn't this... a mouse?"
After a moment of silence, the beautiful woman trapped inside the phone spoke first, breaking the eerie silence.
Pointing to the photo on Kuroba Shido's phone, he spoke after a brief silence.
"No, no, madam, this is a fancy rat, just its original pelt. It just looks like a mouse!" Kuroba Shido held up a finger and waved it, acting like he knew everything and proving it to the Kuroba family.
Big Black probably doesn't even know that after living for so many years, it's still just a fancy mouse...
Although... in a sense, Shido Kuroba is right. The fancy rat and the mouse are essentially the same species, scientifically known as the wild brown rat.
These two creatures don't even have reproductive isolation; the only difference, aside from their names, seems to be that one is domesticated and the other is wild.
Therefore, it's not wrong for Kuroba Shido to say that the entire Kuro family are originally fancy-looking rats...
The beautiful woman nodded: "Oh... I see. I misunderstood you, Shido."
Aoko Jingu: "..."
Kiyoshi Miyazaki: "..."
I almost forgot, there's also something outrageous.
An old man and a young girl, a man and a woman, met and created a wonderful chemical reaction. One dared to speak, and the other dared to believe. When they talked, they forgot about the world.
It made the other three seem somewhat superfluous.
"Oh, it's alright, Madam. It's not your fault. Dahei and his family do look a bit like mice, so many people mistake them for others. But I have a deep relationship with Dahei and his family, and we've relied on each other for many years, so naturally I wouldn't mistake them for others."
Kuroba Shido's words were logical and well-founded, yet they were also utter nonsense spoken with a straight face.
"Wow, that's amazing! I also keep a few fancy mice. Shido, bring Dahei over in a few days so they can play with my mice!"
On the other end of the phone came the excited voice of a beautiful woman.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Just playing around?
Are you sure you didn't eat it?
If Shido Kuroba remembers correctly, rats eat fancy mice, especially the vicious rat family like the Daikoku family, who directly fed their wife's fancy mice as instant noodles.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
"Um... I don't think it's necessary?" Kurobashi said, swallowing hard and wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Why is it unnecessary? Are you feeling guilty, Shido? Actually, Daikoku is just a rat, and what you just said about being a family was all a lie, it was all just..."
The beautiful woman, as if possessed by Conan, began chanting a magical incantation.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Okay, okay, stop talking. I'll take it, I'll take it, alright?
Kuroba Shido had a feeling that the beautiful woman in front of him was deliberately messing with him. What was most frustrating was that he couldn't do anything about it, because he had just said those words himself, and the beautiful woman was just going along with it.
The boomerang had barely been thrown when it slammed into the back of Kuroba Shido's head with a clang.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Damn it, I was born!
Kuroba Shido donned the mask of pain, his face displaying the same pained, ascetic smile as Flame Fist, and agreed to the matter: "How could I? Beautiful, gentle, and kind lady, how could I possibly lie to you?"
"It's just that Big Black's wife is about to give birth to Little Black soon, and she's been a bit busy lately, so she probably won't be able to get away. How about this, I'll bring Big Black over in six months."
"Half a year?" The beautiful woman raised an eyebrow.
"How did you calculate the past six months? Even if you were newly pregnant, including mating and childbirth, it would only take about a month. And judging from Big Black's wife's condition, it's been going on for a while now. No matter how you calculate it, it shouldn't have taken six months!"
Kuroba Shido remained completely calm and began to explain, "You need to rest and recuperate after childbirth. Dahei also needs to accompany you during maternity leave and such, otherwise you're prone to depression. Madam, haven't you heard? These days, many new mothers have depressive tendencies after pregnancy and childbirth, which is because they didn't rest properly and their husbands didn't take good care of them..."
"We women have it so tough!"
Kuroba Shido felt that his armor was still not quite there after stacking it for a long time, so he finally put on "Heavenly Blessing" and stood on the side of righteousness, making him invincible!
Unless, of course, the beautiful woman denies that last statement!
An unsolvable open conspiracy!
Kuroba Shido's mind was so clear it was terrifying; before anyone could react, he was forcibly stuffed with something strange.
Weren't we just talking about running away? How did we end up talking about how hard it is for women?
Aoko Jingu: "..."
Kiyoshi Miyazaki: "..."
The two gained a new understanding of Kuroba Shido's "cunning," especially Miyazaki Kiyoshi, whose eyes kept changing, as she could see more because of her abilities!
Just as she thought, Kuroba Shido was indeed a special person who was somewhere between a genius and a madman!
But... she couldn't understand why someone like Kuroba Shido would have such "mediocre" grades.
On the day Kuroba Shido appeared in Miyazaki Kiyoshi's sight, and also on the day he joined the club, Miyazaki Kiyoshi had already had someone hand over Kuroba Shido's information.
Unlike Aoko Jingu, who had her subordinates conduct investigations, Kiyoshi Miyazaki used officially certified biographical records.
While not as detailed as Aoko Jingu's account, which records every minute detail, it is absolutely accurate and includes supporting evidence...
For example, the details of how Kuroba Shido tricked other children out of their pocket money when he was a child in the orphanage were recorded very clearly...
They are all orphans, why make things difficult for them?
They're lying, they're lying to orphans!
Anyway, you can't complain to your parents if I lie to you. You are, and I am too. No matter what, I'll make a profit from every penny I cheat. Kuroba Shido has no psychological burden whatsoever!
Kiyoshi Miyazaki: "..."
When he saw the information, Miyazaki Kiyoshi even doubted his own eyes... How could a person be so shameless?
Humans shouldn't, at least... shouldn't, do that.
"Yes, Shido, it really has to be so tough for us women. I never expected you to have such insights. You have no idea how painful it was when I was pregnant with Aoko. I would vomit for half the night just from drinking water. Sigh..."
The beautiful woman listened to what Shido Kuroba said and was quite moved, her eyes filled with memories and reminiscence.
Kuroba Shido was overjoyed. Great! They've finally fallen for it!
How should you deal with my move, "The Rules of Heaven"?
True strength is never about fighting the rules; true strength is about knowing how to adapt to and utilize the rules... Just like it doesn't matter if you don't understand, there's still the simple "receiving, neutralizing, and releasing" technique!
Kuroba Shido (a disciple of the master of the Lightning Five-Strike Whip!)...
"Yes, yes, madam, I understand you perfectly! So, you see, about Dahei..."
"Okay, then let's do it in half a month. Come back in half a month later," the beautiful woman replied softly.
Wuhu, great, half...
Ok?
Half a month?
Isn't it supposed to be half a year?
Kuroba Shido's expression stiffened: "Uh, well... Madam, wasn't it supposed to be half a year? How come..."
"Half a year? What half a year? Didn't you just say half a month? Little Yueyue, did you just hear something about half a year?" The beautiful woman looked puzzled.
Short-haired woman: "No, I meant half a month!"
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Awesome!!!
What a clever trick of calling a deer a horse! How did the sky suddenly darken?!
"Alright, it's decided then. In two weeks, Shido, bring Daikoku to our house!"
Without even giving Kuroba Shido a chance to speak, the beautiful woman made the final decision and settled the matter!
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
He figured it out. The seemingly dull and not very bright woman in front of him wasn't really stupid at all; she was a smiling tiger, a femme fatale.
He finally understood why Aoko Jingu was so cunning and vicious; it turned out it was a mother-daughter trait!
With the matter settled, the brief interlude came to an end, and the tense atmosphere of confrontation between Jingu Aoko and Miyazaki Kiyoshi was once again brought back to the present.
"Why aren't you saying anything?" The beautiful woman blinked, staring motionlessly at the two people facing off in front of her.
"Fine, let's not talk about it then. Come on, Shido, let's go play, hehe..."
"Good, madam, that's exactly what I was thinking too!" Upon hearing this, the half-dead Kuroba Shido immediately sprang back to life!
Madam, you... are the real hero!
Hearing the two crickets chirping, Aoko Jingu seemed to realize something. Her pupils contracted, and her expression changed. "Considering how pathetic and pitiful you are, I'll let you take the person back."
The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"
So... they released them?
The beautiful woman in his hands was equally puzzled...
Beautiful woman: "???"
You wretched, Xiao Qingqing, you wicked woman!!!
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