Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Honey, do you prefer me or steak?"

Jingu Aoko rested her cheeks on her hands, a "smile" on her face, watching Kuroba Shido, who was frantically elbowing the steak across from her.

In Kuroba Shido's words... he was turning his grief and anger into a hunger.

The message has already been sent, and his phone isn't with him anymore. The minister is coming over soon, so he's pretty much facing death. Let's see what he has left and what he can do.

Check out the surrounding items and get ready to start creating.

Hmm... Look at this, a fork, a sharp knife, a perfectly grilled, ultra-premium steak worth five figures—something he'd never dare eat in his life if it weren't for some sucker paying for it—and the sucker across from him...

Okay, very well, since things have come to this, let's eat first.

Chew, chew, chew...

Shido Kuroba's satiety level +1 +1 +1...

"You," Kuroba Shido replied without thinking, and then... chewed.

"Then why were you staring at the steak and not me when you said that?"

Aoko Jingu's "gentle" smile became even more pronounced, and then under the table, she pressed down harder and harder on Shido Kuroba's little leather shoes.

"Really? How could that be? Aoko, you must be imagining things. You're the person I love most, really, believe me!"

Kuroba Shido looked deeply affectionate; it would have been even better if he had swallowed the steak in his mouth while saying this.

Aoko Jingu: "..."

You bastard, how dare you play me!

Jingu Aoko slammed her hand on the table, her patience reaching its limit. At that moment, the status bar notification that had been floating above Jingu Aoko's head also changed.

[Current state: Frustrated, extremely angry, facing a stubborn young man, doubting herself, and experiencing increased anxiety about her own attractiveness...]

[Salted Fish Guide: Damn it, did you go deaf when I told you to put down that damn steak?!]

Kuroba Shido: Chew, chew, chew...

Shido Kuroba's satiety level +1 +1 +1...

Why don't you usually get anxious?

Brother, you finally get to eat a good meal, and you're just making a fuss, yelling and shouting at the market. Don't you see we're almost done eating?

Once I finished eating, I put it down, and once the steak was gone, my attention came back to me, didn't it? Seriously... I've discovered that you're really harsh, Tongzi, even though you're not a human being.

What are you babbling about? If you don't do it, there are plenty of others who will!

It's a pity that the Black Heart System doesn't have a one-click communication function or option, otherwise, it would definitely send a barrage of insults to the entire Black Feather Shido family, and launch a three-dimensional saturation attack with Black Feather Shido as the center and the family tree as the radius!

In a fit of anger, Tongzi snapped because Kuroba Shido didn't have a horse!

Jingu Aoko slammed her hand on the table, and Kuroba Shido hurriedly swallowed the steak in his mouth, preparing to say a few "polite words" that women like to hear to calm her down.

Otherwise, I'd really be beaten into a meatball!

"Qingzi, you know I'm not good with words. Although I'm not good at expressing myself, I really love you. I fell deeply in love with you the moment I first saw you. Your image is forever etched in my mind, my soul, my..."

Kuroba Shido opened his mouth and started chattering away.

Hmm...that's right. These corny love lines, in a modern version, were found online by Kuroba Shido yesterday, just to deal with this kind of situation.

To this end, Shido Kuroba generously used several trial cards of [Hyperthymesia] to refresh his memory. He couldn't forget this thing; it was the real life-saving tool.

Originally, Kuroba Shido wanted to learn some self-defense techniques. Anyway, he still had quite a few salted fish points. He could spend a few tens of thousands of salted fish points to get used to it, and he estimated that he would be a master in half a month.

You can go and challenge the karate masters in Japan!

Stop babbling and I don't care about your nonsense. Go and talk to me with my Iron Sand Palm and Golden Bell Shield!

However, considering that Aoko Jingu lacked martial ethics and possessed a gun, Shido Kuroba decisively chose to abandon the path of martial arts and pursue literature instead!

He turned on the computer and started elbowing the keyboard like crazy, typing...

"One Hundred Ways to Make a Woman Fall in Love!"

"How can one survive in the clutches of a yakuza heiress by being a simp?"

"A collection of sweet nothings, modern version, free version..."

That move, with ten minutes' worth of skill, what can you possibly use to block it?!

Thanks to Shido Kuroba's persistent efforts, a miracle finally occurred... It moved! It moved! The status above Aoko Jingu's head showed that it had moved!

[Current state: Triumphant, arrogant, winner's mentality; by sheer luck, the most perfect part of the plan has been executed flawlessly, and I feel delighted!]

[Salted Fish Guide: Stop your cheesy pickup lines, stay quiet, and try to survive the fight!]

Haha, as expected of him, he's fallen for it so quickly?

Feeling good, hmm...not bad, looks like a success, hmm?

Wait, what does "arrogant" and "winner's mentality" mean?

How to survive the struggle?

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Fight? What fight? Aren't there just the two of them? That immoral and heartless scheming young lady hasn't even arrived yet, so why is the fight already starting?

wrong!

Is it...

No!

Kuroba Shido seemed to realize something, instantly snapping out of his excitement and smugness, his eyes turning to terror.

Damn it, what a joke! Why now of all times?!

The sound of footsteps behind him made Shido Kuroba's hair stand on end... There was no mistake, he was very familiar with this sound of footsteps!

That narcissistic Miss Shabei is here!

Kuroba Shido's heart skipped a beat, and his legs felt a little weak. Fortunately, he had already gone weak earlier, and now that he was sitting on the stool, no... turning into a noodle and sliding down wasn't out of the question, he could try!

The moment Shido Kuroba stopped his cheesy pickup line, Aoko Jingu became unhappy and increased the pressure on the foot that was pressing down on Shido Kuroba.

"Keep going, I didn't tell you to stop, so don't stop! Turn up the volume!" Aoko Jingu's tone left no room for negotiation.

If he hadn't seen the ruthless system's prompt, Kuroba Shido would have done as instructed and continued to read aloud the modern version of the cheesy pickup lines he had copied from the internet yesterday with great feeling...

It's true that the system is a bit of a rip-off and unscrupulous, but these kinds of prompts are never wrong; they always provide the optimal solution.

He must shut up, or... he'll suffer a terrible fate!

After Kuroba Shido figured it out, his mouth was as if glued shut. No matter how hard Jingu Aoko tried, Kuroba Shido just wouldn't open his mouth, which made Jingu Aoko so angry that she wanted to kill him!

You bastard, you did this on purpose, didn't you!

Aoko Jingu's status bar continued to change, but Shido Kuroba simply closed it and stopped looking at it...

Out of sight, out of mind?

Wrong, it is...

I dare not open my eyes, hoping it's just my imagination~~~

Looking at the market, are you tired of living too comfortably and looking for some trouble?

Jingu Aoko narrowed her eyes, quickly formulated her next plan, stood up from her seat, grabbed Kuroba Shido's tie, and assumed a semi-supported position.

Her eyes became alluring and seductive, and her breath was sweet and fragrant; she was practically about to smash her talent into Kuroba Shido's face!

Of course, we're talking about talent here...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Don't think that bribing me like this will make me talk!

Unless you bribe me more...

"Darling, is everything you just said true? You love me the most, and all the other women are just for fun, is that right?"

Jingu Aoko deliberately raised her voice so that Miyazaki Kiyoshi, who had just come out of the elevator not far away, could hear her more clearly.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Did he... say those words?

Could it be that he memorized his lines too quickly and then accidentally...?

Accidental my foot!

Damn it, you damned woman, you're trying to harm your dad again, aren't you!

Xingxiu, you're a filthy bitch!

The footsteps stopped, and Kuroba Shido felt another extremely imposing figure behind him. Just by looking at his stance, you could tell he was terrifyingly strong!

Although he didn't see it...

"Have you made enough of a scene?" Miyazaki Seiji, standing behind Kuroba Shido, looked at Jingu Aoko calmly and spoke in a very cold tone.

Aoko Jingu raised an eyebrow: "A joke?"

"It's none of his business. I'll do whatever you want with you." After saying that, Miyazaki Kiyoshi turned his gaze back to Kuroba Shido.

"Go back first, come find me at the club this afternoon. I'll tell you then, my people are downstairs, just give them your name and they'll take you home."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi snatched the tie that Shido Kuroba was holding back from Jingu Aoko and stuffed it back into Shido's hand.

first……

This was the first time that Kuroba Shido had come into close contact with Miyazaki Kiyoshi. He could even feel the coolness of the hand that was helping him put his tie back in, and smell its fragrance.

In short...it's very good, awesome!

Miyazaki Kiyoshi picked up the two canes that Kuroba Shido had placed aside. Although his tone remained calm, it was clearly much gentler than when he had spoken to Jingu Aoko earlier: "Come on, go back first, and remember what I just said."

The Black Feather Warrior exclaimed, "!!!"

At this moment, Shido Kuroba felt as if he had been born a complete idiot. This was no narcissistic Miss Sabe; she was practically his god!

No, no, Minister, from now on I'm your lackey!

Since Miyazaki Kiyoshi has gone to such lengths, why wouldn't he leave?

Wouldn't that be a complete waste of their good intentions?

Minister, I'm off!

You must hold on!

Kuroba Shido took his two canes, got up and ran, so fast he could win a gold medal at the Paralympic Games... Hahaha, I'm free! Hahaha!!!

"Darling, do you want to die?" Aoko Jingu watched the two perform in front of her quietly, then spoke in an icy tone.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Minister, you... should be able to handle it, right?

Just to be on the safe side, Kuroba Shido turned around and glanced at Jingu Aoko's current state...

[Current Status: Angry, indifferent, having witnessed the boy abandon him, he is completely heartbroken and ready to bury this past!]

[Salted Fish Guide: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Go back now!!!]

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"