Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"To be honest, I've spent a lot of time with the Minister and have stolen some of his abilities. While I can't read minds, I can still see some things in a simple way."

"For example, Yamamoto, come here, think of something in your mind now, and see if I'm right later!"

When questioned by Yamamoto, Shido Kuroba remained calm and composed, spouting nonsense with a straight face.

Yamamoto's eyes cleared: "That's amazing?"

"Yeah, that's how awesome you are. Come on, Yamamoto, let me see what you're thinking. Now, think of something or an object!"

Kuroba Shido patted Yamamoto Sento on the shoulder and spoke.

Yamamoto was skeptical, but since he was his good brother, he chose to believe him and began to imagine...

"Have you thought it through? If you have, I'm about to unleash my power!" Kuroba Shido asked.

"Wait a little longer, I need to make up my mind soon!" Yamamoto Senjin closed his eyes and exerted himself frantically, so much so that the veins on his forehead were bulging.

He was so angry that his face turned red and his neck bulged.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's about to come out!"

Mr. Yamamoto shouted!

Strange glances were cast around him, some landing on Yamamoto Sento and others on Kuroba Shido.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Password rice ball, I think you want to eat Uncle Kuroba's Noah Spark!

In terms of being a prankster and acting inhuman, Kuroba Shido realized that he was a complete greenhorn in front of Yamamoto Sento, and the gap between the two was like an insurmountable chasm.

His hard-working, abstract style can't compare to those with natural talent; he's only fit to be their shoe-shiner.

He only showed a little bit of his skills, and it took him most of his life to catch up, and he was still far behind.

All the helplessness and lamentation eventually turned into another cursing post related to the "evil rice ball" after finishing the meal...

If I can't have it, I'll destroy it!

Go and repent properly in your next life, and don't offend your Uncle Kuroba again!

"Alright, I've made up my mind, let's go!" Yamamoto Sento's voice was full of energy, and this announcement once again attracted the attention of those around him.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Silently, Shido Kuroba glanced at the status notification above Assassin Yamamoto's head...

Advanced mind-reading methods often employ the simplest and most basic approaches!

Of course, otherwise you can't really expect him to do something like mind reading, right?

Is this reasonable? No matter how you look at it, this thing should be something that a protagonist like him should have, so how did it end up on someone else?

I demand a refund!

"[Current Status: Completely focused, striving to perfect and maintain the images of two girls who like me in my mind, constantly extracting and combining keywords such as tsundere, childhood friend, rich girl, cunning, amazing talent... to form the final two characters!]"

"【Salted Fish Guide: Use Noah's Spark on him, give him a good, satisfying experience!】"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Well, Shido, did you figure it out?" Yamamoto asked curiously.

"Yes, I can see that."

"What did you figure out?" Yamamoto asked excitedly.

He hadn't even decided on the final template yet, but Kuroba Shido had already figured it out. He truly is his good brother!

Very good!

This way, we can skip some unnecessary steps and jump straight to the much-anticipated jealousy and rivalry at the end. Two incredibly beautiful girls are secretly vying for his attention, while he puts on a helpless, loveless act. And then…

"I can see that now, you damned super beast, you've actually disguised yourself as a human. Take this, take this Noah Spark!!!"

Kuroba Shido roared, and then his fist struck out like a dragon!

Mr. Yamamoto: "???"

"Ahhhhh—"

Outside in the corridor, Ito Fusei, who had just been reprimanded and educated in the office, stopped in his tracks, a huge question mark appearing on his head.

What was that sound?

"Ito, you've finally come out! Let's go!"

Just as Ito Fusei came out, Kuroba Shido also came out of the classroom, bringing Ito Fusei's special weapon with him.

A broomstick!

"Here you go. Today, let those bastards in the news department learn a lesson and show them just how powerful they are!"

Kuroba Shido's eyes burned with the flames of revenge!

Da da da……

In the corridor.

Kuroba Shido limped at the front, carrying a stick he'd taken from a broom, looking menacing.

Ito Fusei followed behind, also carrying a broomstick. His expression changed from initial hesitation to twisting and ferocity, and finally to a calm after profound understanding.

He got it.

People often need an outlet to vent their frustrations in this world.

If a person has no outlet for their emotions, they will go astray.

For example, him now.

If he weren't outmatched by Yamamoto, he would have already planted that damned rice ball upside down in the flowerbed, letting the other party know what it means for spring to arrive, for everything to revive, and for rice balls to sprout.

"Shido, are we really okay like this?" After a moment of silence, Ito Fusei finally asked the question that was on his mind.

Kuroba Shido kept walking.

"What's the problem?"

"Going to the news department with sticks doesn't look like peaceful exchange at all, does it?"

"Nonsense!" Kuroba Shi said righteously and forcefully. "We are on a friendly visit and, incidentally, offer some small opinions and suggestions on the work of the news department."

Ito Fusei glanced at the broomstick in Kuroba Shido's hand.

"What about this one?"

"This is a pointer."

"Pointer?"

"Yes, if they misbehave later, I'll teach them a lesson with a pointer."

Ito Bosei: "..."

Isn't this still assault?

Yamamoto Senjin had somehow caught up with them, clutching his rice ball with excitement on his face.

"Shido, Ito, wait for me! How could I be left out of something like this!"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Ito Bosei: "..."

The two stopped at the same time and turned to look at Yamamoto.

The wind in the corridor quieted down.

Yamamoto blinked and scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Ito Fusei gripped the stick in his hand tightly.

Kuroba Shido quickly grabbed Ito Fusei's hand.

"Calm down, Ito, calm down. This is a school. You can't just start hitting people."

"Didn't you just say you were going to beat up anyone you saw later?"

"That's someone from the news department, this is a rice ball. They're different species, so the criteria for judging them are different."

Mr. Yamamoto: "???"

"Hey, Shido, that's really going too far. What do you mean by 'rice ball head'? I know my current hairstyle is a little bit cool, a little bit unique, and a little bit more likely to be liked by girls..."

Ito Bosei: "..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

This guy is hopeless.

Originally, Shido Kuroba thought he was the number one abstract artist in Tokyo, but now it seems that the title is more suitable to be given to Yamamoto.

His type is the kind that develops through hard work.

Yamamoto's type is a naturally divine body.

There's no comparison, absolutely no comparison.

"So, why did you follow me here?" Kuroba Shido asked.

Yamamoto's expression immediately turned serious.

"Shido, I think the people in the newspaper club definitely know who the girl who has a crush on me is, so I'm going to go ask her!"

Ito Bosei: "..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

News Department, in danger!

Kuroba Shido originally only planned to go over and give the news department a little physical persuasion.

I never expected that Mr. Yamamoto would come.

My sexual desire changed suddenly.

If his past conflict with Ito Fusei was just a normal school dispute, then Yamamoto Sento's past might have been a case of mental pollution.

This will be written into the school safety manual!

"Yamamoto, I think it's better if you don't go there," Kuroba Shido said earnestly after a moment of silence.

Yamamoto was shocked.

"Why, Shido? Are you trying to stop me from pursuing my love?"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Ito Bosei: "..."

Ito Fusei raised the stick in his hand once again.

Kuroba Shido pressed down again.

"Ito, calm down. Impulsiveness is the devil."

"I want to fight ghosts now."

"You still have to queue; the news department is in front."

The two continued toward the news department.

Yamamoto followed behind, muttering dangerous phrases like "tsundere childhood friend," "hidden young lady," "the newspaper club has mastered the love code," and "the gears of fate have begun to turn."

Kuroba Shido felt a chill run down his spine.

He's increasingly feeling that it might not be the news department that gets beaten up later.

It was the three of them.

Soon, they arrived at the classroom where the news department was located.

Before he even got close, Shido Kuroba sensed that something was wrong.

It's too quiet.

It was unusually quiet.

but……

Should I avoid his sharp edge?

You think Uncle Kuroba is just a freeloader?

Hey!

"Bang!"

Kuroba Shido kicked open the door to the news department!