Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.
Chapter 157 Birds of a feather flock together, the good son-in-law of the Shingu family... Now that
"Madam, are you alright, Madam?"
Kuroba Shido squatted down next to Jingu Miko and poked her with a small stick. The stick had a soft, squishy object shaped like a defense, but it was extremely insulting.
This was also bought by Shingu Miko, who usually uses it to tease Daimi.
One of the scenes that Jingu Yoshiko likes the most is the thesis defense battle with Omi. She controls the thesis pinching device in her hand, and Omi wins if she can remove the pinching device from the stick first, otherwise she wins.
A simple and easy-to-play game.
Da Mei is also very intelligent. After giving it her all, she will pretend to be invincible, allowing Jingu Miko to win the game. This way, her strength will not be questioned, and she can also get delicious food from Jingu Miko.
Kill two birds with one stone.
This is the difference between a clever fancy mouse and a foolish fancy mouse. The clever fancy mouse has already achieved a leap in social class through its own efforts and become a mouse above mice, while the foolish one is still locked in a cage, crammed together with a few other fancy mice, waiting to be fed every day.
There are differences even among fancy mice!
In a sense, Da Mei is truly very intelligent, if she hadn't met Da Hei...
squeak! ! !
Jingu Miko lay on the ground with her eyes closed, looking as if she had passed away peacefully. Her body was straight, and no matter how Kuroba Shido poked her or spoke to her, she did not open her eyes.
Poke it...
"Madam, I was just lying to you. Aoko didn't come. It was Aoko's henchman who came." Kuroba Shido said, looking at the short-haired woman standing in front of him.
Henchman?
The short-haired woman fell silent. Although, well... it seemed that was indeed the case, calling him a lackey wasn't wrong.
But for some reason, when it came out of Kuroba Shido's mouth, it took on a different meaning, becoming somewhat... funny.
Shingu Miko kept her eyes tightly closed, showing no intention of opening them.
Ha! Such a low-level trick, trying to fool me? Trying to set me up, huh? The moment she opened her eyes, she was met with a brutal beating.
She won't fall for it!
Shido Kuroba shrugged, then glanced at the short-haired woman opposite him.
Short-haired woman: "..."
"Master, it really is me." The short-haired woman could not possibly not understand what Kuroba Shido meant, and spoke after a slight silence.
"What?! It really is you, Yueyue!" When Miko heard the voice from the short-haired woman beside her, she suddenly opened her eyes. Only after seeing that it really was the short-haired woman did she breathe a sigh of relief and her tense nerves relax.
Exhale.
Aftermath.
Thank goodness, it was a false alarm. It wasn't that wicked woman.
Upon realizing that the person behind her was a short-haired woman, Jingu Yoshiko was once again fully revitalized. She got up from the ground and became arrogant, as if she wasn't the one who had just collapsed and enjoyed herself.
"I was just teasing you. Very well, Shido, you've successfully passed my test. From now on, you are the son-in-law of the Jingu family!"
Yoshiko Kamiya nodded and continued talking to herself.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
test……
What is being tested?
Is that the speed at which he plays dead?
"Um, well, isn't it a bit too fast for you to be talking about wife and son-in-law?" Kuroba Shido asked uncertainly, looking at Jingu Miko, who was still standing there with her hands on her hips, acting all high and mighty.
Jingu Yoshiko glared: "How dare you! You think you can leave after coming to my Jingu family!"
Kuroba Shido gasped.
What?! It's a case of double-crossing!
If that's the case, it seems we have no choice but to comply.
Kuroba Shido made this difficult decision in less than a second: he would obediently marry into the Jingu family, and then, following the black-hearted leader's previous instructions, diligently lie low for several years, endure, outlive his opponent, and finally enjoy himself to the fullest!
Kuroba Shido imagined that scene many years later, and his whole body was filled with power!
It seems that Shido Kuroba's self-deception is even more effective than Ah Q's...
"No, no, you're right, Madam."
"Hahaha, it's good that you know you wouldn't dare. In all of Tokyo, even if a single coin fell from the sky, half of it would belong to the Jingu family!"
"That amazing?"
"Hehehe, what else? I'm not bragging, Shido, but you have no idea how prestigious my position as the head of the Jingu family is. Let me put it this way: I can sleep whenever I want, wake up whenever I want, and eat as much as I want..."
"Hiss... So, Madam is truly a tyrant among men, so free?" Kuroba Shido exclaimed in shock.
"Oh, not at all, well, it's a lot worse than before," Jingu Yoshiko sighed.
"What makes you say that, Madam?" Kuroba Shido asked.
"Well... it's a long story. If it were before, besides the things we already had, we could add another one, and spend as much as we wanted. But things are different now, and the glory days are over." Jingu Yoshiko changed the subject, sighed, and looked like a hero in his twilight years, gazing at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
"Why is that?" Kuroba Shido asked.
"It's all because of that vicious woman! I'm clearly the head of the Jingu family, and I should be able to spend as much money as I want. But she's controlling me, saying I'm a spendthrift and that the Jingu family will fall into ruin in my hands sooner or later. How despicable!!!"
Jingu no Miko began to grit her teeth, her eyes reddening: "Shido, tell me, am I really the kind of person who would recklessly spend money like water?!"
Jingu Yoshiko, her voice agitated, grabbed Kuroba Shido by the collar, looking as if she were about to hit him.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Madam, please don't get so agitated. Justice will prevail. I can tell whether you're the type to squander money just by listening to you!
"Spending money recklessly... Madam, give me an example, and I'll stand up for you." As Kuroba Shido said this, he specifically looked behind the short-haired woman.
Very good, there's no sign of that wicked old woman.
Thinking of this, Shido Kuroba straightened his back considerably, becoming more confident and courageous!
Hahaha, with that wicked woman gone, he's invincible!
Two people who love to brag got together, and they also have one thing in common: whenever Aoko Jingu is not around, their performance is doubled, and no one can suppress them.
Now that the two have teamed up, they are invincible!
As the two discussed their plan, they let out cackling and haha-haha laughter. The short-haired woman beside them grew increasingly silent, and for some reason, she had a bad feeling.
I have a feeling the head of the household is going to have a bad day.
"So, Madam, you just accidentally added two extra zeros to your order when you went fishing at sea, turning 1 yacht into 100 yachts. It's such a small thing, but Aoko is making such a fuss about it and deducting your allowance?" Kuroba Shido asked.
"Yes, it's awful, ugh..." Shingu Miko nodded.
She looked like she had met a kindred spirit. Before, everyone said she was wrong, but only Kuroba Shido supported her. Waaah, I'm so touched!
This is truly a fine son-in-law of the Jingu family!
The trigger that Jingu Yoshiko described, the trigger for confiscating her allowance, was when Jingu Yoshiko said she wanted to go fishing at sea. She meant that she wanted to get a few boats to go fishing and escort them, because she was afraid of any danger or unpredictable natural disasters at sea...
Then they set up 99 escort teams.
The local guard was alerted, thinking that an attack had come from another country, and warships were even dispatched. It turned out to be a misunderstanding.
This incident dealt a heavy blow to Yoshiko Jingu, and she deeply realized her mistake...
Okay, it was just a blow to Jingu Yoshiko's wallet. Recognizing her mistake is just for show. She'll know she's wrong once she's caught, but when she's not caught, she's more arrogant than anyone else.
That's pretty much how Jingu Yoshiko went from spending money recklessly to having a fixed allowance every month.
It hurts, it hurts too much!
"It is indeed very excessive. Madam, you only made a small mistake that all women make, but Aoko reacted like this. It is really inappropriate."
Kuroba Shido shook his head, then, as if remembering something, continued, "By the way, Madam, how much pocket money does Aoko give you each month?"
"Two million." Miko Kamiya held up two fingers, made a peace sign, and pinched them together.
Kuroba Shido nodded: "Two hundred yen, that's indeed a bit low, but... wait, two million... yen?"
Kuroba Shido was still seriously analyzing the situation when he couldn't hold back his laughter after hearing the unit of measurement that Jingu Yoshiko mentioned: two million...?
Converted to Chinese currency, that's roughly 100,000 yuan per month.
You mean to say that 100,000 a month is just pocket money, and not even enough?
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Pear blossoms drift down to your window...
Please play "Three Thousand Weak Waters" at maximum volume for me, thank you.
"What can two million do in this society? Xiao Qingqing is really going too far. Hey... by the way, Shido, pack your things later and come with me to settle this score!"
Jingu Yoshiko sighed, completely unaware that Kuroba Shido seemed to be somewhat withdrawn.
They're still talking there.
"Find a fight? Madam, do you mean I should become your henchman?" Kuroba Shido said in silence, looking down at his lame leg.
Who?
me?
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Then I only have one request: send me a submachine gun. I'm not used to anything too small...
"Yeah, there's strength in numbers. The two of us will go in and smash it up. Damn it, someone actually tried to double-cross me! I can't swallow this!"
"This is outrageous! I only ate a few dozen kilograms of crayfish, but they charged me over 200 kilograms! This is a rip-off, a complete rip-off!!!"
When Jingu Yoshiko brought this up, she blushed and her neck turned red again, already imagining the imposing scene of someone wielding two watermelon knives and hacking around in the shop.
Completely oblivious to the fact that Kuroba Shido was already drenched in sweat...
More than 200 kilograms of crayfish...
Could it be that Yoshiko Jingu was the one who ended up paying the bill?
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
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