Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Why did you stop?"

Kuroba Shido asked in confusion.

As soon as he got in the car, after driving for a short while, Kuroba Shido noticed that the surrounding buildings seemed to have stopped moving. The car was parked straight on the side of the road, showing no intention of moving forward.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

"Open it, bro, why are you looking at me like that?"

Kuroba Shido looked at the short-haired woman who was standing silently to the side, staring at him without moving, and asked.

It was driving perfectly fine just now, why can't it move now?

Could it be that he's just out of energy?

Or is the car out of gas?

I glanced at the status notification above the other person's head...

"[Current state: Shocked, terrified, awestruck by the boy's courage, and constantly worried that the boy might lose his life today.]"

"【Salted Fish Guide: Loyal to the young girl, exceptionally skilled, and after becoming the head of the Jingu family through despicable means, you can command her and have your fill of pleasure!】"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Ignoring the suggestions from the ruthless leader, the only thing that caught Kuroba Shido's attention was... the other party's current state.

In other words, that vicious woman behind him wanted to kill him?

Now that you've said that, I'm even less likely to go!

Kuroba Shido, completely oblivious to everything, pretended not to see anything and continued urging the short-haired woman to drive, while Jingu Aoko, whose face was unusually gloomy behind her, selectively ignored her.

As long as I don't look at it, it won't appear!

Kuroba Shido is quite an authority on self-hypnosis. He doesn't look when he says he won't look. Under the gaze of the short-haired woman and Jingu Aoko, Kuroba Shido didn't reveal a single flaw, immersing himself in his art.

Why not watch it?

I'm not going to watch it!

Short-haired woman: "..."

Please, just take a look... I'm begging you...

The short-haired woman was too afraid to drive, fearing that her young mistress might lose control in the car and start a fight, and what if she got caught in the crossfire?

I simply parked the car.

And so, this scene unfolded.

"I'm going to sleep for a while, wake me up when we get there."

Kuroba Shido wasn't bothered by the pressure at all. Seeing the car stop, he simply closed his eyes, hugged his backpack, and started to sleep soundly, entering hibernation mode.

It must be a nightmare. When you wake up and open your eyes again, the nightmare will definitely disappear. Go to sleep, go to sleep...

Wow, it even has an automatic adjustment function!

Wow, it even has a massage function...

Oh my, cough cough cough, why is this massage so strong?

No, this isn't a massage!

After closing his eyes, Kuroba Shido enjoyed a full set of top-notch services. First, the backrest of the seat was lowered, and then a pair of hands with just the right amount of pressure massaged his scalp.

The technique was incredibly professional, so professional that Kuroba Shido couldn't help but enjoy it. His cerebral cortex relaxed, and he felt like it was going to become slippery in the next second. So comfortable, what is this...?

Before Kuroba Shido could enjoy it for even two seconds, a suffocating feeling like a python coiling around him came over him, and his neck was grabbed by two hands!

No, this isn't a massage at all!

Kuroba Shido suddenly opened his eyes and saw that Jingu Aoko had appeared directly above him at some point. She was calm, with a look of malice and indifference in her eyes as if she were looking at a dead person, and she was exerting force with both hands.

Prepare to send Kuroba Shido on his way!

The two were locked in a stalemate. Jingu Aoko was preparing to strangle Kuroba Shido, while Kuroba Shido was using his neck to firmly control Jingu Aoko's hands, preventing her from leaving... Hmm, what a thrilling battle!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Help! ! !

Kuroba Shido planned to quickly kneel down and say a few conciliatory words, then lie low for years, just like the Black Heart Chief had said, to endure for years, finally outlast the opponent, and then have a good time, like dancing on the grave...

A gentleman takes his revenge, even after eighty years!

Kuroba Shido had already devised a complete revenge plan in his mind. He was cultivating his emotions, intending to move the other party with the most sincere acting skills, so that the other party would remember how he had stepped forward to save the other party from danger not long ago...

You haven't even finished repaying the debt of gratitude you owe your Uncle Kuroba!

Kuroba Shido is about to begin moral blackmail...

"Beep beep beep..."

Inside the car, a sudden phone ring broke the eerie atmosphere; the sound came from Kuroba Shido's pocket.

Kuroba Shido took out his phone and glanced at it. The caller ID showed... "Minister!"

Kuroba Shido hesitated for less than a second before deciding to die...

Isn't this just making things worse? Can't you see that our only remaining member is facing a life-or-death crisis? Do you think he's not dead fast enough? Do you want to add fuel to the fire?

Just as Shido Kuroba was about to hang up the phone, Aoko Jingu's cold voice came from the side.

"catch."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Um... I don't think it's necessary.

Aoko Jingu narrowed her eyes, her hands tightening their grip...

Connect! Connect! Connect!

I didn't say I wouldn't answer, so why are you angry?

Shido Kuroba finally answered the phone from the bottom of his heart, and Miyazaki Kiyoshi's voice came from the other end.

Where are you?

Kuroba Shido glanced at the car, then at the cold-faced, vicious woman above his head... and spoke very honestly.

"School."

"School? I didn't see you in your class." The sound of a door opening came from Miyazaki Kiyoshi's phone, and the echo from inside the classroom could be heard as he spoke.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Is this crazy? Why would someone come to my workplace and wait for me so early in the morning?

"Uh, what I mean is, I haven't gotten there yet," Kuroba Shido explained.

"Okay, I'll give you five minutes to get there," Miyazaki Kiyoshi said, issuing the order and exercising his authority as a minister!

Holy crap, that's too domineering! The domineering minister has fallen in love with me, right?

In any other place, Shido Kuroba would be happy to play along with the somewhat eccentric department head on the other end of the phone; the role-playing would be quite enjoyable. But in this situation... let's skip it.

I thought about it for a while.

"What I meant was that I'm almost at school," Kuroba Shido changed his mind.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi remained silent.

Where are you?

"At home."

"I'm in your house."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Not a buddy!!!

"Minister, aren't you at school?" Kuroba Shido asked incredulously.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi asked in surprise, "When did I tell you I was at school?"

"But what you just did..."

"I just said I didn't see you at school. I was at your house, how could I possibly see you at school?" Miyazaki Riki retorted naturally.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

666, there's even a battle of wits segment!

Kuroba Shido cursed inwardly, but he continued to be patient, wanting to end the conversation quickly, hang up the phone, and continue to deceive that vicious woman, surviving her clutches, lying low for years, outliving her, and finally getting his revenge...

Question the system, understand the system, become the system...

Join the glorious, black-hearted cult of the Tongzi!

The flames of revenge burned fiercely in Shido Kuroba's heart.

"Alright, the fact that you can answer the phone proves you're okay. To make a long story short, I have some affordable public housing available, not too far from the school, much better than the apartment you're currently living in..."

"I have no money, Minister. You know my family's situation. Even Big Black would cry if he saw it..."

Before Miyazaki Kiyoshi could finish speaking, Kuroba Shido spoke up helplessly, as if he understood the meaning behind the department head's call.

I felt sorry for him and was going to find him a better public housing unit, but is there a possibility that... even the cheap public housing that Miyazaki Kiyoshi mentioned he couldn't afford?

If you could really afford it, who would want to live in a place like that rat-infested area? It's a damn waste of money...

Kuroba Shido wanted to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, adopting the look of a melancholy Tokyo pretty boy, but he found that his neck was being choked by Jingu Aoko, so he couldn't look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and fell silent again...

"Big Black? That's your rat, right? Bring it to the next club activity. I've noticed it seems to have a poor appetite. I'll buy some rat poison..."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi spoke calmly.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Big Black... Danger!

"Um, I'm afraid that won't work. Dahei went to visit relatives and won't be back for a while. Is there anything else? If not, I'll hang up now, Minister Ha. Thank you for your kindness, but I might consider it when I become a parasite within the system. For now, let's forget about it..."

Shido Kuroba politely declined Kiyoshi Miyazaki's offer.

Miyazaki Kiyoshi was silent for a while on the other end of the phone.

"You can apply for a housing subsidy through your club or organization. I calculated it, and it's just enough to cover any extra rent you might have..."

Miyazaki Kiyoshi spoke again.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Holy crap, they're feeding me right into my mouth!

Kuroba Shido was excited and was about to agree to Miyazaki Kiyoshi's offer when the twisted black characters above Jingu Aoko's head struck him like a blow.

"[Current Status: Furious. The phone call in front of her has pushed the girl's anger to a new peak. She senses that someone has stolen her boyfriend and is about to enter a murderous state!]"

"【Salted Fish Guide: Reject the girl's kindness on the phone, and solemnly declare that you are devoted to the girl in front of you and will never waver!】"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."