Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

Tokyo, the rat district.

Black Feathered Taoist (Damaged Version)...

The place was already dilapidated, and now it's almost completely bare. But Kuroba Shido isn't sad at all; on the contrary, he's very happy because... the sucker who's going to give him money is finally coming.

Great! This day has finally come!

Do you know how long he's been waiting for this day!

Because their living conditions were so poor, the Kuroba Shido family's house had never been visited by thieves in all these years. Even thieves have their tricks.

Someone as poor as the Black Feather Taoist would probably not even bother to steal from them. They might even feel sorry for themselves and leave a few hundred dollars out of their own pockets.

The Dahei family lived there, and there wasn't even any leftover food scraps. If it weren't for the criminals visiting, their house would only contain some worthless pots, pans, and the like...

But once these pots and pans are purchased, their value instantly increases by tens of thousands of times!

They even showed gold bars and cash that had never appeared before!

What?

You said no?

Officers, did you hear that? This guy's still being stubborn. Turn up the battery!

After seeing that his house had been burgled, he was briefly saddened, but then overjoyed. Great! Finally, a sucker has come to take the fall. Damn it, they dared to burgle Uncle Kuroba's house.

If I don't pay back your bitter tea seeds today, I'll go to jail!

Kuroba Shido was very familiar with the laws and regulations in Japan, and the reason why... was, of course, to better comply with the law!

After all, as a member of a vulnerable group in society, if he doesn't understand these natural rules and chooses to stand on the side of the rules, his future days will probably be very difficult.

Before Kuroba Shido was transported here to become some kind of melancholic Tokyo pretty boy, he was doing quite well in China. Although he was still an orphan, he still took full advantage of China's welfare policies.

From time to time, leaders would come to visit and offer their condolences, which is quite different from the more carefree attitude in Japan, where the officials are all kind and approachable...

This doesn't look like Japan at all.

They're all like dead men, damned bullies, willing to do anything for votes, pretending to deceive voters...

As for why Kuroba Shido was so angry, it was probably because when those ministers came down to offer their condolences, they didn't visit the Hokkaido No. 66 orphanage where Kuroba Shido lived.

If they came more often, the food at the orphanage would be much better, and we wouldn't have to eat those damn potatoes every day!

The thought of the large sum of money he had "lost" that would soon arrive in his account made Shido Kuroba excited.

"Great! Big Black, quick, let's go to the police station! Maybe we can get a bigger house then!"

After hanging up the phone, Kuroba Shido became excited and hurriedly threw the phone aside, banging on the corner of the wall repeatedly.

"Knock knock knock..."

Hearing the knocking and the sound of Shido Kuroba, the entire Kuro family finally emerged. Kuroba came out first, glanced at Shido Kuroba, and then squeaked twice inside before Dahei crawled out of the hole.

Then... I got stuck.

"Squeak—" Big Black Hair let out a miserable scream.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Damn it, you piece of trash, Dahei, you even managed to get yourself stuck..." Kuroba Shido said speechlessly. He pulled Dahei out of the corner where he was stuck, stuffed him into his pocket, and limped out the door.

"Don't wander off before you get back."

Before leaving, Kuroba Shido reminded his wife not to wander off. As for Kuro… he was completely brainless and didn’t need to be bothered with. He wouldn’t understand even if you told him. That kid was useless.

Looks like we'll have to find some nuclear wastewater or something in the sewers and give some to Little Black; maybe that'll help him recover...

At this point, some enthusiastic viewers might ask, what if Xiao Hei can't get up after drinking the nuclear wastewater?

Nonsense, what else can we do? If we can't get up, we'll die!

The Kuroba family doesn't tolerate idlers!

Anyway, Little Black is brainless. If he can't get up, Big Black's wife has a little Black in her belly, who might be smart... so Little Black can be used as a test subject.

Da da da……

Kuroba Shido limped out the door, carrying a backpack... the backpack was for holding gold bars and cash.

Of course, right now it's filled with a sleeping bag. Kuroba Shido plans to spend the night there briefly tonight and start posting videos tomorrow morning with the caption... We're all trying our best to live!

perfect!

Kuroba Shido came downstairs and had only taken two steps when he suddenly heard a car horn. Not far away, a white Porsche 911 appeared in front of Kuroba Shido.

Judging from the flashing frequency of the lights, it seems like the other party is reminding Kuroba Shido to get on the bus?

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

What the hell? Where did this despicable rich person come from?

Or did his handsome headshot posted on the Kamikawa school website accidentally leak out, and a wealthy and rich woman in the outside world took a liking to him and planned to let him take a shortcut or something?

Great! This day has finally come!

If anyone ugly dares to come, call the police immediately...

Kuroba Shido limped over, and the moment he did, the car door automatically opened. Shimotsuki Takari, who was sitting inside, waved to Kuroba Shido, gesturing for him to get in.

"Kuroba-kun, come in and sit down. Let's talk somewhere else... Oh, by the way, I'm Airi's mother. Thank you for today. I have something to tell you."

Shuangyue Gaoli spoke up.

Kuroba Shido was taken aback... Oh, so it's that brat's mother.

reasonable.

The more outstanding, kind, and gentle a mother is, the more likely she is to raise social outcasts, like that wicked brat from before...

Without much thought, Shido Kuroba got in. He needed to go to the police station anyway, and walking there would waste a lot of time, so he figured he might as well hitch a ride.

"Bang!"

The car door closed, and Shimotsuki Takari started the car and drove off. Soon, the car was smoothly driving on the main road, heading towards the police station...

In a subtle move, Shimotsuki Kori deliberately slowed down, giving herself ample time to prepare and persuade Kuroba Shido!

"That Kuroba-kun..."

"By the way, madam, could you take me to the police station first? I have something I need to take care of," Kuroba Shido interrupted Shimotsuki Takari.

Upon hearing the words "police station," Shuangyue Gaoli's heart skipped a beat, but she forced a smile: "Yes, no problem..."

"However, Kuroba-kun, why did you go to the police station...?" Shimotsuki Takari asked knowingly.

"Damn it, it's really unlucky. I had a few gold bars, tens of millions in cash and savings, and a purebred, high-intelligence spirit pet at home, and they got stolen. I'm going to call the police now..." Kuroba Shido looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling very sad.

Shuangyue Gaoli: "???"

Didn't they say it was two gold bars? How come there's inflation now?

Kuroba Shido sighed, looking worried, and reached into his chest to pull out a thin, long object, which he then put into his mouth.

Shuangyue Gaoli hurriedly handed over a lighter...

"Clatter!"

The appearance of the flames brightened the dimly lit passenger seat considerably, and Shimotsuki Takagi could clearly see that the slender object in Kuroba Shido's hand was not a cigarette, but... cordyceps.

"Madam, don't you have any lights in this luxury car? Are you using a lighter for illumination?" Kuroba Shido asked with a strange expression, then popped the cordyceps he was eating into his mouth and chewed it... It was bitter, but incredibly nourishing!

Shuangyue Gaoli: "???"

……

Meanwhile, inside the restaurant.

"What do you mean I ate over 200 pounds of crayfish?"

"I only ate a few dozen kilograms, okay? This is a rip-off! Even if I have to pay, I'll only pay for the few dozen kilograms I ate!"

"Do you even know who I am? How dare you double-cross me?"

"What do you mean you're calling the police?"

"A rip-off!!!"

"Aaaaah—let me go, let me go! This is a rip-off!!!"

"wer la~wer la~"

Yoshiko Jingu was arrested by the restaurant staff after she refused to pay for her meal...