Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

It is indeed dangerous.

But why is it you, wife, who are in danger?

Standing at the door, Kuroba Shido heard the woman's screams coming from inside the private room. He silently gave up the idea of ​​staying and decided to continue his escape.

I thought his wife was some kind of tough character, but it turns out she's just as easy to bully as him, the kind anyone can step on.

Those who understood were already in tears...

"ah--"

Inside the private room, the screams of Jingu Miko continued to echo. Kuroba Shido shuddered in fright and quickened his pace, but before that, he needed to complete one more task.

Kuroba Shido stuffed Daimei into his pocket, then quickly ran towards the shop entrance, thump thump thump...

"Great, we're finally out!"

Stepping out of the store and taking his first breath of the free air, Kuroba Shido was so excited he almost cried. It was amazing! He did it! He finally did it!!!

Both the Japanese version of The Shawshank Redemption involve crying out for innocence, but the difference is that the Japanese version involves escaping from prison, while Shido Kuroba's version involves skipping out on a bill...

The first thing to do after getting out is to find the Jingu family and return Da Mei to them. Otherwise, if he takes Da Mei home like this, his wife might come knocking on his door tonight.

This beauty is a hot potato, a ticking time bomb. As for why it's not a sweet potato, it's because if it were a sweet potato or something, Kuroba Shido could at least try to fool his eyes and eat it. But a bomb is different; he'd die.

Aside from these more objective factors, it's still for the sake of family harmony.

As we all know, Dahei has a family. His wife and children are waiting for him at home. Now he's bringing a female mouse home. What if the couple's relationship sours?

What if Big Black's wife gets jealous and eats Big Beauty like a "mouse meal"?

That's no joke...

It's true that Dahei is a tigress in its original fur, but its wife is a real female mouse. There's only one word difference between a female mouse and a tigress, and she's not much better in temperament.

After careful consideration, I decided against it.

"Hmm? That's strange, why don't I see anyone?"

Kuroba Shido stood outside the restaurant for a while, craning his neck to look around. He didn't see any cars marked with the Jingu family logo, nor with the Miyazaki family logo. However, he spotted a very conspicuous pink Volkswagen Beetle parked across the street.

It's hard not to see it; on the whole road, this is the only pink one, and it's a Volkswagen Beetle... I wonder who would drive this thing.

Soon, Shido Kuroba's eyes lit up; he had spotted a turning point!

He quickly rushed towards the short-haired woman who was standing outside the coffee shop not far away, making a phone call.

Great! Heaven is on my side! Hey you, great! You're here too!

As for why it was "that person"... it's because Kuroba Shido didn't remember the person's name at all. Just like the evil rice ball head, not many people in the school knew who Yamamoto Sento was, but as soon as you mentioned the perverted rice ball head, the first person that came to mind was Yamamoto Sento!

What is reputation? This is reputation!

Da da da……

Kuroba Shido ran excitedly towards the short-haired woman: "Great! Hey, you're here too! What a coincidence!"

The short-haired woman, who was still on the phone asking why all the surveillance cameras had broken down at the same time, looked at the excited Kuroba Shido with a puzzled expression and remained somewhat silent.

Kuroba Shido rushed over and grabbed his hand: "Hey you, do you remember me? It's me. It's okay if you don't remember. Here, I brought you a little gift. I hope you won't mind."

"Splat!"

Kuroba Shido took the beautiful woman out of his pocket and placed her in the short-haired woman's hand!

Short-haired woman: "..."

"I have something to do, so I'll be going now. Remember to return it to your wife. Bye-bye." Kuroba Shido said nonchalantly, turning and running away as if afraid the short-haired woman would realize what was happening and return Daimei to him.

In less than half a minute, Kuroba Shido disappeared from the short-haired woman's sight, vanishing into the beautiful and bustling nightscape of Tokyo.

The phone in the short-haired woman's hand continued to ring out the voice of a Jingu family support staff member: "Lord Tsukikage, the investigation results are in. A hacker broke into all the surveillance cameras in this area and deleted the footage from the last two hours. Everything is back to normal now..."

"The hackers were highly skilled, their teamwork was excellent, and they left no loopholes..."

In short...

The surveillance footage is lost!

Tap tap tap... A tall, pretty girl in a Kamikawa school uniform walked out of the coffee shop and passed in front of the short-haired woman...

A pleasant, subtle fragrance wafted by.

Quite by chance, a female senior student passing by overheard the short-haired woman's phone call, a barely perceptible smile curving her lips before disappearing into the enchanting Tokyo night.

He's gone, so there's no need for her to stay here anymore...

"[Current Status: Happy...]"

at the same time.

On his way home.

"Waaaaah, you idiot, you big idiot! It wasn't my fault at all, yet you're still taking my side... I never want to go home again, waaaaah..." From an inconspicuous alley, a super cute loli voice drifted out, sounding incredibly aggrieved.

The black-clad warrior who was passing by asked, "???"

666, and there's even a side story bonus!