Wasteland Survivalist: A Scientific Guide to Post-Apocalyptic Survival

"Lift your head up, I'll show you your ID."

"One cent and two jiao" raised his hand and held up the document.

"Lower your hand, I can't see clearly."

"Anyway, I've shown it to you. If you can't see it clearly, that's your problem!"

This senior colleague was clearly experienced and knew how to deal with "suspects".

As long as the documents are clearly recorded by the camera, that's fine.

"you..."

Just as "Yi Mao Yi" was about to speak, Gu Lang interrupted him again.

"You haven't told me about my rights and obligations yet."

"You will be informed of your rights and obligations once it begins."

"Oh, it hasn't started yet. I'll sleep a little longer, wake me up when it starts."

After dawdling for a while, "One Cent Two" handed over a large stack of documents.

"Uh, I don't understand."

Gu Lang stood up again, but made no attempt to reach out and take it.

Read it to him.

"Yi Mao Yi" had no choice but to take the document and read it.

"signature!"

After reading for a full 20 minutes, he threw the document in front of Gu Lang.

"I won't sign."

Gu Lang knew exactly what was in that stack of materials.

It's nothing more than a "summons", a "notification of rights and obligations", and a "security checklist".

And most importantly, a "self-harm and self-mutilation waiver".

However, he is now more at ease.

This police station is very well-organized.

In some local police stations, these documents are often only signed after the questioning is finished or even after the person has left.

"One cent" took out the document and wrote a line: "The suspect refused to sign."

The two signed their names and then asked Fu Jin, who had been there earlier, to come in and sign as a witness.

"Here we go. What brings you to the police station today?"

"If you don't know this, then why did you bring me here?"

Gu Lang pretended to show an incredulous expression.

"Now it's my turn to ask you!"

"I answered you."

"Just record it according to his answer."

"Your personal information includes: name, age, address, place of origin, ethnicity, occupation, education level, marital status..."

"Gu Lang, ID number ××××××, no further comment."

If he doesn't reveal his identity, Uncle Hat can extend his detention period.

Therefore, Gu Lang gave a selective answer.

Anyway, it can all be found in the system. Experienced people can get most of the information just by listening to this string of numbers.

"Someone has accused you of secretly filming women's private parts and being caught in the act. Is this true?"

"I don't remember."

"Yi Mao Yi" couldn't sit still any longer, so he walked up to Gu Lang and showed him a screenshot of the surveillance footage.

"Is this you?"

"Can't see clearly, uncertain."

"Answer yes or no!"

"You're trying to induce me to confess. I just can't see it clearly. Just record my answers truthfully."

Gu Lang chuckled inwardly; all the multiple-choice questions were death traps.

Since the answer is either A or B, the only answer is "or".

"How come you don't know anything? Don't you remember?"

The tone of "one cent a cent" became increasingly helpless.

"My head hurts a little, and besides, all I want to do is sleep in the middle of the night."

"Has the police station ensured your food and rest?"

"Of course not, it's already past midnight, and you still won't let me sleep. If you go to the cafeteria for a late-night snack later, bring me some too."

"I work out, I don't eat late-night snacks." "Yi Mao Yi" rolled his eyes at Gu Lang.

After half an hour of ineffective social interaction, "Yimao Er" gave up.

"Let's put it in the cage first."

Then, Gu Lang was sent to a small private room.

"Should we notify the family?"

"No need."

With a "bang," "Yimaoyi" slammed the thick iron door shut.

After lying down on the narrow, hard bench, Gu Lang began to review the events in his mind.

"This police station is quite respectable, and the dungeon difficulty isn't high."

In China, the more developed a region is, the more formal its law enforcement agencies are.

The city center is better than the suburbs, and the near suburbs are better than the far suburbs.

Gu Lang's first lesson in entering society was dealing with hats.

Last year, he was severely punished by a rural police station, and the administrative lawsuit is still ongoing.

At the time, he merely brushed past a criminal.

He was caught on a public security camera and then arrested and interrogated.

After experiencing it once, some strange filters and unrealistic fantasies are shattered.

After that, Gu Lang spent time intensively studying legal knowledge.

Of course, the most important thing when traveling is to assess the situation and act accordingly.

He is currently in the city center of "Nanjing," the capital of Southern Zhili Province.

And indeed, there is no criminal record or criminal activity.

Otherwise, given his attitude just now, he might have been shocked by the stun gun until he was smoking.

It is not shameful to decisively admit defeat when things are going badly.

His unreasonable behavior, though seemingly irrational, was not intended to provoke anyone.

There are no noble professions in this world, only noble people.

Most ordinary people just want to find a job that pays.

Essentially, it's all about meeting KPI targets.

Everyone wants to be lazy, and everyone hates trouble.

This is perfectly normal.

Once a suspect is identified, the primary task of law enforcement agencies is to find evidence to prove the crime.

He was responsible for letting the prisoner escape.

Even if errors are discovered later, they must be handled as an ironclad case; otherwise, accountability will be pursued.

Once the court approves the arrest and the case goes to trial, there's only a 0.03% chance of overturning the verdict.

After all, how can one person's grievance compare to the bonuses and promotions of a group of people?

Therefore, from the very beginning, the two sides were in a completely opposing position, much like the seats in the interrogation room.

Learning to utilize the rules and letting people know that you can create trouble is the key to gaining united front value.

In addition, Gulang also has its own principles and convictions.

And it is based on a simple set of ethical and justice principles.

A person who has not committed a crime should not try to prove their innocence!

The burden of proof lies with the party making the claim; this is a fundamental principle of legal liability allocation.

Even if someone insists on presuming guilt, Gu Lang will definitely fight the case to the end.

If in the end I still can't give myself an explanation.

Then he'll have to give himself an explanation.

Swordsmanship is a technique, and physics is a principle.

Ballistics is a principle, and driving skills are also a skill.

No matter how high the resistance level is, it can still be taken away with a single press of the accelerator.

Classical mechanics is invincible.

Anyone can betray you, but Lord Bull will not.

He is fair.

A single crime pollutes a stream, but an unjust verdict pollutes the entire source of water.

In the past, the security situation in the Dragon Kingdom was not as civilized as it is now.

It was also forced out by a series of "heroes" like Yang Jia and Hu Lan.

The boundaries of civil rights are very vague; if you don't fight for them, you will lose them.

As he pondered these thoughts, Gu Lang began to feel sleepy.

Just as I was about to fall asleep, it became noisy outside.

"Damn, I knew it." Gu Lang got up.

I remember the last time I was arrested, it was like this, whenever I was about to fall asleep.

Several assistants would deliberately gather at the door, chatting loudly and disturbing people's sleep.

"Wait, that voice sounds familiar."

Gu Lang listened carefully and realized that it was the woman who had framed him and the lewd man.

He seemed to have just finished a urine test and had his hair taken; he was cursing and swearing.

"It looks like they don't need to live in cages."