Wasteland Survivalist: A Scientific Guide to Post-Apocalyptic Survival

After exploring for a while, Gu Lang finally discovered something that would excite the audience.

"Brothers, we've found an ancient battlefield ruin. Lots of people have played duo queue here."

Gu Lang walked into a children's training institution.

A large number of "blocking sprites" appeared on the floor of the dance studio.

The floor was filthy, and there were wads of tissues everywhere.

The wall features a huge floor-length mirror covered in a layer of dust.

Under the light of a headlamp, you can see many handprints on it.

"666", "You really know how to have fun", "Take more pictures if you like this"...

When Gu Lang filmed a torn black stocking, the live chat exploded.

Unfortunately, the platform quickly sent a warning about the risk of violation, so he had no choice but to leave disappointed.

Continuing up to the third floor, you'll find mostly restaurants.

The atmosphere in the live stream gradually became dull.

After looking around, Gu Lang had an idea. There was an entertainment club ahead.

The sign above the door reads "KTV, Foot Bath, Spa".

"Brothers, this store has such comprehensive services, let's go in and take a look. Those who know, know."

This store is very large, taking up almost a third of this floor.

"Here's a sign. Let me see what it says. Dear guest, if you require fitness services, please contact the front desk directly at extension 1."

Gu Lang paused, then revealed a mischievous grin.

"What are fitness services? Does any of you know about this? Could you explain it to me?"

Seeing that the program was doing well, he increased the filming efforts.

I kept walking among the piles of tables, chairs and sofas.

Pushing open the door to the employee break room, you'll see two lines of text pasted on the wall.

"Men conquer the world to conquer women, and women conquer men to conquer the world."

"Hahaha..." Gu Lang laughed.

"What kind of low-level PUA is this? Just trying to fool young girls."

After saying that, he went up and made some adjustments.

Castrate the character "来" and tear off the character "征".

"To subdue the world, hmm, that's more like it."

After finishing his act, Gu Lang squatted down.

They started taking pictures of the black high heels and short skirts discarded on the ground.

"Brothers, let me see, there are health certificates all over the place. This one's 20, this one's 22, they're all so young."

There was also a whole wall of grid cabinets next to it, filled with identical suitcases.

Gu Lang opened several, but they were all empty.

"What a pity, we didn't get anything good."

He had no choice but to turn around and pat the wardrobe, where several revealing women's clothes were still hanging.

I opened the drawer and found some pink toys.

"Guys, we really can't film anymore, the platform moderators are coming to review it again."

After being warned again by the live streaming platform, Gu Lang and his fans reluctantly left.

"There's only this budget hotel next door left to explore. I have to say, the commercial facilities here are very complete."

Once inside, all the dozens of rooms were pretty much the same, littered with trash and filthy beyond belief.

The second to last room was the only one that was tightly closed.

He took off his mask, sniffed carefully, and confirmed that there was no smell of decaying organisms.

Exploring abandoned buildings can sometimes lead to discovering "fragments of the people".

If he runs into them, he'll have to go to the station to cooperate with the investigation again, and he doesn't want to be arrested three times.

"Hey guys, I got some footage. Guess what's in there? Send some gifts, I'm going to check it out now."

After saying that, Gulang finally opened for business.

Various gift animations started playing in the live stream.

He took the fire extinguisher from the corner of the wall and slammed it several times on the side of the door lock, about 10 centimeters away.

The latch of the inward-opening wooden door broke under pressure and opened with a creak.

When the light swept across the room, it was unusually clean, with only a thin layer of dust.

The curtains were drawn tightly, and all was quiet.

Gu Lang slowly walked in, and instantly felt a chill run down his spine.

There were more than a dozen yellow talismans pasted all over the wall above the bed.

"Holy crap!"

Gu Lang was startled and quickly ran away.

"Guys, I've run into something dirty. It's fucking scary, I'm off."

They ran all the way until they saw the sunlight again in Gulang before they stopped.

I picked up my phone and saw that the live stream chat was exploding again.

"How could you do this to us?"

"Is this the plan? Refund!"

"It's over!"

"So disappointing, I'm kicking it off."

"Can we go back?"

"I probably won't dare go back, it's so blue."

"The streamer is an idiot."

Looking up, almost everyone was criticizing Gu Lang for being too cowardly.

Seeing that his fans were starting to unfollow him, Gu Lang had no choice but to return to the corridor of the budget hotel to continue his live stream.

"Brothers, I'm back! If you haven't followed me yet, please do so. Following me will keep you on the right track, and I'll take you on the fast track to success. Send me gifts and you'll live to 88, send me gifts and you'll live to 99."

Because of what just happened, the number of viewers in the live stream surged.

It immediately broke the record and attracted a super-rich account.

"Thanks to Master Xinghui for the rocket! Thank you, Big Brother!"

This was the first time Gu Lang had ever received such a large gift.

After his older brother topped the list, he only posted two words.

"go back".

"Okay, big brother, the rocket clears the way with strong yang energy, the boss sits in charge and ghosts stay away, we risk our lives to break into dragon's dens and tiger's lair, and we even dance wildly on the grave."

Gu Lang recited a string of rhymes and thanked him profusely.

Back in the room, nothing had changed.

He pulled back the tightly closed curtains, only to find that there were no windows at all.

Only wallpaper depicting windows and seascapes was pasted on the walls.

There was something eerie about this standard room.

"Is there anyone who knows what these talismans are about? Could you help me figure out what they're all about?"

Gu Lang lacked this knowledge and could only turn to the audience for help.

"Left side: exorcism talisman; Right side: ghost-repelling talisman."

"I saw the Golden Light Talisman and the Five Thunder Talisman."

"You're mistaken, that should be the Five Ghosts Talisman."

The knowledgeable guys in the live stream started analyzing it seriously.

Looking back, Gu Lang also found a house-protecting talisman on the main beam of the house.

Upon closer inspection, the furnishings and decorations in the room also appear somewhat unusual.

With the help of the comments, he found the bronze Pixiu, the nanmu box, the Nine Fish Painting, the candle-shaped lamp, and the Taishan stone.

These five things constitute the five elements: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.

"Holy crap, this really is a haunted house setup."

Gu Lang never expected that he would encounter such a massive surge in traffic.

The initial fear has been completely overwhelmed by excitement.

More and more people flocked to the live stream after hearing the news.

Just then, a tycoon's colorful barrage of comments appeared.

"Tear up all the talismans, and send an airplane with every one you tear up."

"No problem, Lao Tzu's urgent command is even more effective than an airplane. Demons and monsters will all flee, and the soaring spirit will terrify them."

Gu Lang stepped onto one of the beds and slowly began to tear it apart.

His previous escape was purely for the sake of the show's effect; he wanted to increase his screen time and receive gifts.

Looking back on my years of outdoor camping experiences, sleeping next to a cemetery has always been the most peaceful.

Once, Gu Lang heard crying coming from the cemetery in the middle of the night.

He played "Good Luck" at maximum volume and went over to check with a powerful flashlight with 3,000 lumens.

It turned out that only a solar-powered electronic Buddhist chanting machine had run out of power.

It continued to emit distorted sounds, making a series of "ee-ee-ya-ya" noises.

In the wild, sometimes encountering a living person is far more dangerous than seeing a dead one.

In all his life, he had only ever seen one kind of ghost: the ghost of poverty.