Rebirth 78: Hunting for Treasure in the Mountains, Spoiling My Wife and Daughter to the Heavens
Chapter 79 The Golden Bean in My Crotch
"Lu Weiguo! What are you doing!"
One shot to kill!
That KGB agent was not given any chance to survive.
Upon hearing the gunshot, the village chief, who had fallen in fright, was completely stunned!
"Village chief, don't get agitated, let me help you up."
Liu Dazhuang threw down the bag of badgers, jumped up, and knocked the village chief, who had just gotten up, down.
"Damn it! You little brat, you've run me over! Get over there and see if you can save me! This is a life-or-death situation!"
In Northeast China, human life is of paramount importance. Apart from human traffickers, even enemies will be helped if they see someone about to die.
That's precisely why Liu Dazhuang is even less likely to let go.
"Village chief, you're pushing me. Don't push me. Let me stand up first."
Liu Dazhuang knew that Lu Weiguo had his reasons for firing the gun, so he kept trying to buy Lu Weiguo more time.
"Fuck you, are you doing this on purpose, you big idiot? Get up!"
Liu Dazhuang ignored the village chief's words, only not noticing that Lu Weiguo had already stood up and nodded at him.
It's estimated that it could be squeezed out of the scallions the village chief just ate.
"Hehe, I'm up. Village chief, don't be angry with an idiot. Let me help you go over and take a look."
Huang Guangzu brushed the snow off his clothes and stood up. At this moment, he wondered whether Liu Dazhuang was really stupid or just pretending.
"Village chief, he has a gun. If I don't shoot him, he'll shoot me. Look."
Seeing that the village chief had arrived, Lu Weiguo glanced around and, finding nothing missing, pointed to the Hualong gun and said.
"Having a gun isn't normal... Holy crap, it's a handgun! He... you can't just kill him!"
Upon seeing the pistol, Huang Guangzu was certain of the bearded man's identity: either a KGB agent or a desperado.
But no matter what, his life is more valuable than his death.
"They're already dead, so there's no point in saying anything now. Village chief, what do you say we should do? We're young, so we'll listen to you."
Should we listen to him?
When good things happen, he's never seen; now he's being unfairly blamed.
You two have learned your lesson now!
He used to think that Lu Weiguo and Liu Dazhuang were equally good, both being honest and kind kids.
They only went up the mountain together to catch a badger, and before they knew it, they realized that neither of them were good people.
"What should we do? We have to get them out of here first."
Huang Guangzu listened for a long time, his eyes darting back and forth between the two men, before finally daring to voice his own thoughts.
"Why would you take it out?"
Liu Dazhuang expressed a different opinion.
"How about we search him first?" Lu Weiguo didn't want to take him out either.
He was certain the man's identity was questionable, but the man was already dead, and he was the one who killed him.
If this is handed over to the police, then he must follow their instructions.
Everyone says that investments don't cross the Shanhaiguan Pass. How could he not know what kind of officials these are?
"He's dead, respect for the dead is paramount... Search him..."
Before Huang Guangzu could finish speaking, Lu Weiguo pulled a handful of gold coins from the man's pocket.
The gold beans are of varying sizes and look like they melt on their own, making them easy to carry around.
This is not a misunderstanding; "gold" refers to the same thing as gold.
"You're right to search him; you're just worried his body will be too heavy after he dies. You can't take it with you when you die anyway."
We're doing this for his own good...
Huang Guangzu can change faces faster than turning the pages of a book.
When the soreness stops, the leg pain stops, and I have more energy to walk.
With swift, light steps, he pounced on Lu Weiguo's side in an instant.
He grabbed a golden bean, put it in his mouth, and bit it.
"Wow! Ninety-nine percent! A rare find! Wei Guo, go check again and see if there are any more?"
"Village chief, don't you say that death is the most serious matter?"
Lu Weiguo replied with a smile.
"But I also said that being alive is the most important thing!"
At this moment, Huang Guangzu only had gold in his eyes; what did ethics and morality matter to him?
"Yes, yes! You're right about everything! You mean this person?"
"Who's there? Who did we run into? We're here to catch badgers! We did catch a badger, but I'm too old..."
"It wasn't easy; I only got a few more badgers."
Huang Guangzu was talking about badgers, but what he really meant were those handfuls of gold beans he pulled out.
"Four, three, three, that pistol is mine. You won't need it anyway, okay?"
Badger meat isn't worth much; Lu Weiguo gave it up without hesitation.
But this gold must be weighed by the kilogram at least.
We can't be as modest as we were when dividing up the badgers.
Gold isn't very valuable in Russia because of its low purity, so the price is discounted when it's shipped to us.
But this stuff was real hard currency, back in the 90s, for those middlemen who traveled between the two countries.
Do you really think that risking your life to go abroad is just for a few canned foods?
Believe it or not!
They randomly picked one of the Russians on the train back home and stuffed an enema into his ass.
Those golden beans would fall by the pound!
"I'll keep half, and you two can split the other half! As for how you two will divide it, I'm not concerned with that."
Huang Guangzu glanced at Liu Dazhuang and whispered to Lu Weiguo.
"Village chief! Dazhuang may be mentally challenged, but he's not deaf. Besides, even if he is mentally challenged, he's still a person, isn't he? This isn't appropriate."
Besides, it's only a matter of 10% or 20%. If things really get unpleasant, I can control my tongue. Look at Dazhuang...
Can he control his mouth?
Lu Weiguo always blames others for his problems, a tactic that makes him unhappy in every way, to the point that he even wants to act like a fool when he gets out of bed.
"He can't."
"I can... I'll say anything on Sister Huifang's bed..."
Liu Dazhuang then began to describe his sexual encounters with Li Huifang.
Huang Guangzu was so frightened that he nodded frantically.
Agree to this division method!
After searching him and removing his clothes, Lu Weiguo walked around the area again.
Apart from this one man's footprint.
No other footprints could be found.
Seeing this, Lu Weiguo finally breathed a sigh of relief.
However, we need to be more careful around Huang Guangzu.
After burning the man's clothes, Lu Weiguo thought for a moment, found a stone cave, and threw the man's body inside.
The cave was covered in wild animal droppings; I reckon there will be an even bigger pile of droppings next time I come.
Huang Guangzu wanted to remember the location of the stone cave.
Lu Weiguo led him on a long detour, and they didn't emerge from the mountains until nightfall.
With those golden beans.
Huang Guangzu no longer cared about those badgers; he just wanted to give them more meat to satisfy their cravings.
It is said that wealth can move people's hearts.
After all, they were truly terrified of being poor.
Who can remain true to themselves when they see so much gold again?
Back home, Li Xiuliang was playing with his two children while they took a bath.
As soon as the door was opened, a blast of cold air made the two children sneeze.
Water droplets soaked Li Xiulian's shirt, as the food had improved during this period.
Li Xiulian's vest also became increasingly tight.
He hadn't been intimate with Li Xiulian in a long time.
Seeing this scene, how could anyone resist!
But. . .
When he turned around and looked at the large Liu family.
The heat surge extinguished instantly!
"No way! Building a house! Damn it, the foundation is hard to dig. Burn it over and over again, but you have to dig the foundation!!"
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